Wow, I didn’t realize the last part of January was National Jailbait Boobs Week.

While checking out these pics, try to keep in mind that Lindsay’s lil sis was born on December 22, 1993.

World’s oldest looking 15-year old??

I realize we just had a Smiley post, but if Little Miss Cyrus is gonna run around town showing off the girls, then I guess it’s my duty to bring the pics to our loyal readers.

Sideboob ftw.

I also threw in a few new candids from Miley’s horsey photoshoot.

No big whoop here, just a few pics of Emma taken by famous fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth for the Spring/Summer issue of Vs. magazine.

FUN FACT: Emma has two cats named Bubbles and Domino.

PROTIP: When you’re conducting a photoshoot involving a 16-year old pop star riding a horse bareback in a low-cut gauzy white gown, it’s advisable to use some double-sticky wardrobe tape to make sure “things” don’t pop out.

At some point while galloping on her steed, things got a little bouncy and…*pop*…IT’S MILEY!

Here’s a video which doesn’t show any more than the pics, but I thought it might be of some interest…

Rest assured that if any decent pics of the slip are found, I’ll add them. All the other blogs talking about how they can’t post such pics because they would be child porn are clueless about the law. They aren’t of a sexually explicit nature, so they are no different than the coffee table books of David Hamilton photography that can be purchased on Amazon.

I see London, I see France, I see Natalie’s underpants!

Maybe it’s just me, but does anyone else wonder why the people responsible for dressing actresses for these events don’t consider snapping a few shots of them with paparazzi-level flash, just to determine whether or not their dresses are rendered nearly transparent?

On second thought, forget I brought it up… >_>

I’m not sure a return to the good ol’ days of blaxplotation is the change everyone had in mind when the United States got her first African-American president, but I’m seeing this movie the day it opens.

Can we still make fun of racial stereotypes? Yes we can!

Bond girl and yumby Ukrainian hottie takes it all off for the February issue of Russian Maxim.

I also threw in some nice hi res shots from a recent lingerie campaign featuring Olga for your viewing pleasure.

Hayden…please accept a bit of advice from someone who like yourself was not blessed with the grandest of chestly endowments. When we shop for a strapless dress, what we’re shooting for is something that pushes the girls together and up, not apart and down.

In other words…UR DOIN IT WRONG.

ps. Whatever you do, don’t let your gaze linger on the older woman in light blue behind Hayden. You have been warned.

Hay u gais! I got my name in the February issue of Australian FHM!

Sorta… >_>

Oh, and there were also pics of some blonde chick.

This is a prime example of why my gender gets made fun of when it comes to geek fandom.

Hit it, Amanda…

*sigh*