Angelbaby should get these for her car.

Because she’s reportedly a girl and all ^_^

I Love Carlashes™!

A little late to the party but a buddy of mine mentioned the title of this movie a coupla days ago but i never really thought about looking it up for myself. All i had to go on it was the title. The Human Centipede.

Anyhow, i was surfing the internets today and somehow stumbled upon the poster for the movie in an internet forum thread.

Hum. Interesting.

A quick Youtube search later and this:

WHAT IS THIS AND IS IT WORTH WATCHING?

Trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s creepy-looking thriller about ballet (lol wut) featuring Mila Kunis stalking and kissing Natalie Portman.

Do want.

When asked about the kiss in an interview, Mila tried to downplay it…

“It’s two girls making out, and guys have a thing for that. And Nat is like every guy’s dream. She’s a nerd’s idea of heaven. The whole thing is silly, but I can see why people care.”

Ya, this movie will be so awesome. So awesome that it deserves an Oscar nomination for best picture and more YEAH!

I tried to get Angelbaby to watch this 9 minute preview of Piranha 3D but she was being such a girl and didn’t want to. What a girl.

Anyway, the stupid youtube uploader disabled embedding for the video so you’re gonna have to click here to watch it (if you haven’t already, the clip has been out for about 2 weeks now). The gore on display in this movie is ridiculous. Like Saving Private Ryan beach landing levels of gore plus more. So awesome. There’s boobs too.

Rated R for sequences of strong bloody horror violence and gore, graphic nudity, sexual content, language and some drug use.

Anyhow, once you’ve seen that, you need to check out this hilarious interview with Ving Rhames about the movie. The guy is laugh out loud crazy.

Justin’s fapping arm is already in a sling by now, but in case the rest of you missed these pics of Little Miss Punk losing her top in the Malibu surf, here you go…

Gotta give props where they are due…nice booty, Avril.