Trivia: Claire Forlani was the first ever celeb to be featured on this site’s layout back in 2001.

Fact: I fapped to her in Gypsy Eyes.

So i was looking to see if i could make posts to the site via e-mail (wordpress has some kind of support for that) but it doesn’t look like a viable option. So that’s a no go. Still debating on whether i should get someone else to pick up the slack around here whenever i’m not around to post. Hands up if you just prefer me doing all the work (albeit less frequently than usual). Yes? No?

In other news, i got an e-mail the other day about my Pepsi Girl site. Apparently it’s going to be featured in a book about blogging. And they wanna use screenshots of the site in the book to illustrate it as a positive example of blogging. Ha! How about that?

So now i gotta send out this permission form thing to some publisher to grant them permission to use the screenshots for their book.

The book’s coming out in the Fall of 2006 though. So it’s still a long ways off. But cool nonetheless.

I need some people to take my place updating the website while i’m away. You may have noticed the lack of posts lately. The lack of posts since the last one at least, which, technically, was only yesterday (you fucking whiners). Well, that’s due to me not having much time to spend online outside of work (which, incidently, started on the same day as my birthday).

I’m not really sure exactly how i’ll be choosing the new posters. But i’d prefer if he or she not have a website of their own. That way they won’t have to split their time and effort between updating both sites. As for content, well, if you’re reading this and you’re interested in helping out, then you should already know the type of content that keep people coming back for more around here.

Oh by the way, i’ll still be updating every now and then. Mostly during the weekend though. And maybe like a coupla times during the weekdays when i can. I just need some people to help fill in the gaps really, so there’s no long stretches between posts.

I personally have 2 people in mind that i’d like to see updating the site. I’ll e-mail them to see if it’s something they’d want to do. Which leaves maybe 1 more slot for somebody else (i’d like to have maybe 3 people on board just in case).

So yeah. E-mail me if you think you have what it takes and i’ll see what i can do for you. Or rather, what you can do for the site!

These wacky 19 year olds need to watch how they pose in dresses like this. So new to the game, and already a nip slip.

I like this chick. I haven’t watched her show yet (The War at Home on FOX) but i might just start. She’s cute!

Verdict: I’D DEFINITELY HIT IT WITHOUT QUESTION.

Of Jennifer Aniston and Michelle Rodriguez. There’s also a coupla ‘new (but old)’ beach pics of Jessica Alba online but i’m tired of seeing her stupid ass!!!

Caught on the beach at the Hamptons!

I think it’s safe to say that TEH BOOBS ARE BACK!! Or at the very least COMING BACK!!

Her freckles are still pretty fucking disgusting though.

Verdict: I’D (STILL) HIT IT ONCE AGAIN.

I fapped to Rosario Dawson in Alexander.

From the Chicago Sun-Times:

Q. Speaking of which, you get lots of attention for your looks.

A. I do, but that’s because I’m good-looking for a comic, for a Jew, for a … you know what I mean? I think guys who think I’m hot are like, ‘I think she’s hot.’ Like, they think they’re the only one. Like, I’m very approachable, I seem attainable. I mean, I understand. When they call me ‘coltish,’ I know it’s a nice way to say horse-face. [laughs] But it’s true. I Googled myself and I saw that I was No. 6 on some list. Ooooo, No. 6! Sarah Silverman! I was so excited and I clicked on it and it was a list of long, horsey-faced people. No. 2? Abraham Lincoln.

Horsey-faced?

Tap the brakes there, chief. Sarah is teh sex fuck hot pussy fuck balls.

Here’s a look at Ashlee’s spread in the new Blender.