Might as well throw in some caps from her appearance on last week’s SNL.

More pics of Scarlett‘s Globes at a Globes afterparty.

If being a gay fashion designer means i get to grope Scarlett Johansson in the boobies, then where do i sign up?

‘Course, i’d need to be gay first.

Yes boys and girl (Angelbaby). PENILE FRACTURE.

Quite possibly man’s most biggest fear. I first learnt about PENILE FRACTURE when i took a Human Sexuality class when i was still in college. What is PENILE FRACTURE? Quite simply, when you BREAK YOUR PENIS.

Fractures to the penis, although uncommon, do occur. Fracture occurs when an abnormal force is applied to the erect penis. The ‘fracture’ is actually a tear in the tunica albuginea, the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection. It is an uncommon injury, usually but not always the result of damage to the penis during sexual intercourse. Most cases (75 per cent) occur on one side, 25 per cent affect both sides and in 10 per cent the tear extends into the urethra.

True story, i almost fainted in class when i first heard about PENILE FRACTURE. My legs were crossed, blood was rushing to my head, or maybe out of my head.. i dunno whichever it is that makes you feel like fainting i suppose. Yes, PENILE FRACTURE, almost made me faint.

It’s perhaps the greatest irony of a man’s sexual life: the harder the penis is, the more vulnerable it is to injury.

There’s one common scenario/position that results in many PENIS FRACTURES. In this scenario, the female partner is on top during intercourse, as the penis thrusts in and out it becomes dislodged from the vagina and when attempting to reinsert it, the partner comes down hard on the penis, striking the female pelvic bone, and creating a sudden bending of the penis. A sure sign is a LOUD SNAP and EXCRUCIATING PAIN following the injury, as well as the rapid development of a hematoma or bruise. These injuries are not difficult to diagnose, and symptoms will depend upon the severity of the fracture.

It’s not a myth; it can happen if undue force is applied to an erect penis. Symptoms include:

Here is a real life account from some doctor about some guy who suffered from PENILE FRACTURE.

When the patient was admitted to the hospital emergency department at 1:00 A.M. he was in obvious distress. But examining doctors were puzzled and unable to make an immediate diagnosis. The patient was pale, nervous and agitated. His skin was cold and clammy. Assuming he was in shock, physicians quickly made a thorough examination for blood loss. They were shocked at what they found. The man’s penis was markedly swollen, measuring seven inches in diameter. The patient was transferred to the operating room for removal of a massive blood clot. But the $64.00 question was how the injury occurred? The man was reluctant to explain, but eventually revealed the bizarre circumstances. He had been masturbating vigorously when he heard a sudden snap followed by intense pain and swelling of his penis. The diagnosis? A fractured penis. And this patient had the distinction of being the 67th such case to be reported in world medical journals.

That’s right, PENILE FRACTURE can also happen during MASTURBATION. So for the love of your penis, BE CAREFUL WHILE YOU’RE FAPPING.

Another real life account:

Making love can certainly be hazardous to your health. For instance, one Romeo was enjoying intercourse in a vertical position. He must have been quite a lover because his partner suddenly fainted. Her precipitous fall fractured his penis. The moral? Lie down to make love.

Patients describe a popping, cracking, or snapping sound with immediate detumescence. They may report minimal to severe sharp pain, depending on the severity of injury. Upon physical examination, evidence of penile injury is self-evident. In a typical penile fracture, the normal external penile appearance is completely obliterated because of significant penile deformity, swelling, and ecchymosis (the so-called eggplant deformity).

PENILE FRACTURE is a urologic emergency that may have devastating physiological and psychological consequences.

So don’t break your penis boys.

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FUN FACT: A fractured penis is often quite tender to the touch.

Here are some pics.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT’S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

You know. Casey Kasem’s kid. Radio DJ… voice of Shaggy from Scooby Doo…

I once spoke to his other kid, Mike Kasem, on the air on MTV. It was on this call in request show (MTV’s Most Wanted i think; i really wanted to see Beck’s Devil’s Haircut video) and i was kinda hoping either Kerri or Nadya would be hosting that day. Ended up getting on the line with Mike instead.

I think that was back in 1997 or something, when they were both still with MTV Asia. Anyhow, they went back to the states sometime after that. No idea what Mike is doing now but i remember seeing Kerri hosting some entertainment show on E! or someplace. She’s kinda kooky hot. Kinda like Jenny McCarthy (moreso when she was still with MTV, she was a lot more subdued when i last saw her on E!). So… hot or not?

Quite a lot of bikini pics to start off the new year it seems. Here’s Lindsay Lohan lounging around on Miami Beach.

There’s one with her kid sister in there. She has no titties. Maybe i shouldn’t have said that.

You may remember her from that all girl group, All Saints, from back in the late 90’s. They weren’t as popular as the Spice Girls were but they had a coupla hit songs here and there. Managed to even get a song on the soundtrack for that Leo DiCaprio flick, The Beach. Pure Shores i think.

But anyway, my personal favorite was Nicole. Nat’s sister. They got naked in this stupid British heist movie they did a while back (which i fapped to) but i probably wouldn’t fap to Nicole now since she’s not as hot as she used to be. Last i saw her she was looking all dykey and shit.

But here’s Natalie caught topless on a beach. Nice titties!

I think they’re fake though.

Didn’t she just have a kid? Aren’t they supposed to be bigger?

Completely unfappable.