Okay so why do i find Britney Spears so repulsive and yet find Jennifer Tilly to be so super sexy? Maybe it’s because Jennifer is like sexy fat and Britney is just yucky fat. Or maybe i just have a thing for fat chicks. Like the time i fapped to that dead fat internet whore.

Fact: I have fapped to every movie that Jennifer Tilly has even been naked in. For great justice!

Wow.

Britney Spears is fucking fat.

I bet she even smells fat.

Just watch.

I was too lazy to post these up the other day but here i am posting them up today. Huzzah!?

PS: i would fap to her for great justice if she ever got naked.

– February 22 1996 –

Amanda wears her right sock inside-out. When asked why, Amanda replied, “I must have been half-asleep this morning.”

Silly Amanda!

For some reason, i don’t find myself getting too excited seeing Christy Carlson Romano in a bikini. Something about her just doesn’t do it for me. Probably her height. Too tall to be sexy? Or maybe i just find Kim Possible to be a lot more hotter than Christy Carlson Romano in real life.

But Christine Lakin… mmmm yummy! I’ve always liked her ever since Step by Step. She kinda sorta reminds me of a grown up Mackenzie Rosman in some ways. Or maybe it’s just me.

Anyhow, here are some pics of the both of them in bikinis from some made for TV movie or something. I dunno. Who cares. Bikinis!

ZOMG Noni cleavage!

Okay so the pics aren’t quite hi res (only the last two are) but what can ya do. Updated! Now in hi res except for the last four!

And hey, check her out in the A Scanner Darkly trailer. Rotoscoped Noni!

………i’d hit it?

I don’t think i like the gothic look that she’s sporting in these pics (and that’s coming from someone who actually dated a goth chick).

But i’d still hit it nonetheless!

I’ll always remember Rhona Mitra as being the first Lara Croft model. I’ll also remember Nell McAndrew as being the one who pissed Eidos off by posing in Playboy.

And i’ll always remember that one video of some big breasted woman dressed up as Lara Croft, stripping down in what seems to be an empty bus (i fapped to that video).

But anyway, here’s the latest Lara Croft model, Karima Adebibe.

She has big boobies. Life size picture!

Well, life size down to her knees at least.

I hear the new Tomb Raider Legend game is shaping up to be really good. Can’t be any worse than Angel of Darkness. Oh check out ‘Desktop Lara’ on the Tomb Raider website under ‘downloads’. There’s a Lara Croft Desktop Buddy thing where she’s like doing stuff on your desktop being all jiggly and stuff. Mmmm. Breast physics…