So i haven’t been on AIM for a while… a LONG while actually, probably years, at least on my old screenname. Figured what the hell, let’s see if i’m still on anybody’s buddy list and if anybody still remembers who psykotik2k is. Then i get:

I loled. Modern Warfare 3. What a fucking piece of shit game. COD stopped being good after the first Modern Warfare. It all went to shit in MW2, what a clusterfuck of a game that was. Can’t believe i even got old man Smash to ship the Prestige edition of MW2 all the way over here for me. I haven’t even put batteries in the NVG’s that came with that shit game. What a shit game. The multiplayer in MW2 is a joke. MW2 is so shit, it automatically makes MW3 shit no matter what redeeming qualities MW3 has.

Now the Battlefield series, that’s where it’s at. BFBC2, godly game. Battlefield 3 – even better. I actually bought MW3 though (regular version this time), but only to play through the SP. Haven’t even touched the MP or even gone into the MP menus yet. Fuck the MP in the MW3. I’m never touching that shit. It’s probably the same shit like MW2 was.

That said, i did enjoy the SP campaign story in MW3 a lot more than i did BF3’s though (BF3 story was too similar to how Black Ops told it’s story). But then again i enjoy Michael Bay style shit (Michael Bay is awesome) and the SP in COD is all about Michael Bay style shit. If you’re talking online multiplayer though, BF3 goes above and beyond the call of duty (HURRRRR). What a godly game. The Back To Karkand expansion just dropped too so BF3 just got even better with the BF2 maps. BF3 IS SO GOOD.

MW3 is a joke. COD can go to hell. I hate Call Of Duty.

So it’s almost a shame that Chloe Moretz is more of a MW3 girl.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Whether or not she plays the MP, i don’t know. But she isn’t playing BF3 so points off for that!

It’s good that this happened though:

According to Chloe Moretz’s Twitter feed, she’s had a giddy few weeks of Katy Perry concerts, Teen Vogue covers (“A Star is Born”) and swanky dinners with Chanel in honour of Pedro Almodovar.

According to Asa Butterfield’s, he’s been suffering from double-maths homework and a week of “not talking to anyone” while he and his cousin played the newly released computer game Battlefield 3.

“Wait!” chips in Chloe on hearing this news. “I beat Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 in one day.”

“That’s because,” opines Scorsese’s new leading man, “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is for pussies.”

FOR PUSSIES.

Not my top 10, but Mr. Skin’s.

Angelbaby would be happy about #3 i think.

Man, it is REALLY hard trying to find recent pics of Lacey Sha-Bear (or Chabert, if you will). She hasn’t exactly been in the limelight a lot these past coupla years, opting to do smaller roles in smaller movies and stuff.

She’s also probably the only chick from Mean Girls who HASN’T gotten her tits out in one way or another.

So fetch.

She’s come close though, showing a lot of side-boobage in that one flick, whatever it’s called.

But she’s never actually gotten the goods out fully. And i’m starting to think that she never will..!

She’s doesn’t seem to mind doing ‘adult’ roles on film. Like the time when she played a chick who got upset because nobody wanted to take a shit on her chest for example. And then there’s this flick she did, Pleasure Drivers (which i haven’t seen), where she’s doing all sorts of crazy things like

Lacey Chabert lying in the passenger seat of a car as she silently rubs herself and masturbates while a guy talks and drives around without noticing her doing it.

and

Lacey Chabert dancing seductively for a guy and giving us a nice look at her sexy stomach before she removes her tanktop to reveal a black lingerie top and then crawling across the floor and getting on top of him where she grabs her breasts briefly and starts to undo his pants.

but then never actually getting naked! WTF!

She was also in some movie called Thirst, with scenes where she was in a yellow bikini a lot. Which somebody had the good sense to edit and mashup into a Lacey Sha-Bear/Phoebe Cates video.

Even her FHM spread from 2007 was relatively tame.

I’ll tell you what though, she’s definitely hiding a fucking damn fine set of jubblies under there.

Fucking Lacey Chabert… what a cocktease.

Classy.