Speaking of Entourage, i’d like to add that i can hardly remember what role Emmanuelle even plays on that show. Totally unmemorable. Though i did find her death scene in Wrong Turn to be totally awesome. And i dare say that i even watched On The Line just for her. And i don’t even like her that much. Maybe i was just watching it because it was an *NSYNC movie.

Entourage needs more Samaire Armstong and less Emmanuelle Chriqui. Too bad she wasn’t in season 2 much. Although i’ve heard that she’d love to come back in season 3. She ended up becoming James Cameron’s secretary or something when we last saw her. I’ll watch Samaire in anything. Samaire gives me a boner (just like James Cameron).

Heck, i might even sit through Stay Alive for her. Can’t be any worse than me watching On The Line.

A video of Gretchen Mol’s most recent appearance on The Early Show.

Fact: Gretchen has some of the most yummiest boobies on the planet.

She’ll be playing the notorious Bettie Page in… uh… The Notorious Betty Page.

Rated R for nudity, sexual content and some language!

I forgot what happened at the end of the last season of Entourage. Is she still going to be in that Aquaman movie? Did she pull out? No more Mandy in the new season plz.

Mandy Moore ruined Entourage season 2!

Here’s that video of Carmen riding that Sybian.

CLOTHED.

🙁

From yesterday’s Kids Choice Awards.

From ReelThoughts:

One question I occasionally get (and sometimes ignore) is how long I think it will be before a movie knocks Titanic off the perch of all-time domestic box office champion ($600 million). My answer: perhaps never. Titanic was, in box office terms, a “perfect storm.” It had the nostalgia element, so it appealed to older viewers. It was a serious drama, so it appealed to adults. It featured cool special effects and a sinking ship, so it appealed to teenage boys. And it had Leonardo DiCaprio, so it appealed to teenage girls (who saw it time after time after time). I can’t think of another movie that reached so many different demographics. Romance, adventure, nudity, death, disaster, cutting edge special effects – Cameron’s film had something for everyone.

FACT.

Oh and let’s not forget the titties in this PG 13 movie. Best PG 13 fap scene of 1997! BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!! No joke.

– March 31 1992 –

Amanda starts crying like crazy when Dodo The Clown shows up at local birthday party.

(i actually uploaded these like about a month ago, before i got lazy updating the website. lolzzz. amanda is soooo hot. someday, i will fap to her. for great justice of course.)

So add me to your friends list if you will.

I need more games.

I also need to update this site more.

Supposedly every single Jennifer Connelly nude scene known to my penis man from every single movie she’s been in combined into one video.

I say supposedly because it’s still missing her “ASS TO ASS” scene from Requiem for a Dream. And probably a bunch of others. I still fapped to it for great justice though.

“ASS TO ASS!!!”