Emma Watson last year, Emma Watson this year:

And what’s an Emma Watson post without the inclusion of the Hermione song that Trip wrote.

(written when she was still only 14 i might add)

It was bound to happen someday. And with the passing of Evan Rachel Wood’s 18th birthday a few days ago, now none of the girls pictured at the top of the site are jailbait anymore. Well… maybe except for Raven Simone. Is she still even jailbait? How old is she anyway? Does anybody even care? I know George Bush doesn’t (oh snap!).

Anyway, with the current state of Lindsay, Hilary and the Olsen twins these days, it’s nice to look back at the full picture and remember how all they used to be back in their prime (actually to be precise, that pic was taken slightly before their prime, in 2003. I think they all hit it around 2004. And then crashed and burned in 2005). And it’s good to know Amanda Bynes and Mandy Moore are still doing okay. Unlike some of their other peers.

So what should i do about that top banner? Replace it? Wait for Vanity Fair to do another teen/tween cover? Make a new one with Stephanie from LazyTown in it? Do nothing at all? I vote for the last option because i’m lazy.

Lindsay Lohan’s freckles are DISGUSTING.

EW.

UPDATE: NUDE SCENE BOOTLEG HERE

From: dude.man.phat.
Date: Sep 8, 2005 9:58 AM
Subject: havoc

justin,

finally saw a copy of this last night. spank-tacular.

here’s the trailer link if you haven’t seen it…

http://dailynudes.ultimate-celebs.com/video/havoc_300.mov

~justin (dude.man.phat.)

Thanks for the heads up dude!

UPDATE: NUDE SCENE BOOTLEG HERE

She’s has a new TV show called Ghost Whisperer. Which will probably get cancelled after one season. Or maybe even less. The Friday timeslot of death makes sure of this. Oh well, at least we’ll get some weekly JLH while it lasts.

Well. I don’t know about you but i think i see *some* progress. Who knows, maybe in 6 months time, we’ll have teh Lohan of 2004 back! Hopefully she’ll get rid of that stupid blonde hair by then. If that time ever comes that is.

That was it for season 2 of Entourage? I didn’t even realize it was the last episode. But i should’ve known considering how they ended the first season right before the shooting of Vince’s new movie started. And you know, it just dawned on me that Aquaman is being directed by James Cameron. Because, you know, it is another water movie (The Abyss, Titanic anyone?). And i think we all know how incredibly tough production can be on water movies. Just watch the documentary on the Abyss DVD. And let’s not forget Waterworld. But speaking of DVD, i cannot wait for this to come out. I think i might just wet my vagina the day it’s released.

That said, it’s good that Entourage went for 14 episodes this year. Apparently it’s gonna go on for even longer next year. Maybe even a real full season? I’m not sure what to think of these 6 – 13 episode season formats. Like some shows are so good you just want them to go on for the whole 24 – 25 season episodes. But i guess it’s a good idea nowadays to launch shows with like a 6 episode first season (ala The Office) and if it works, you slowly give them more episodes for the next (ala Entourage). That way there won’t be any more heartbreaking Firefly/Wonderfalls stories to tell.

Anyway, i’ve got a whole bunch of TV on DVD to watch in the meantime. I’ve been buying a lot of season boxsets of shows that i never followed on TV. Picked up Millennium season 1, Firefly, The OC season 1, Nip/Tuck season 1 and… i think that’s it so far.

TV on DVD is like CRACK. I love it.

Next on the list will be Nip/Tuck season 2, The OC season 2, Lost season 1, Desperate Housewives season 1, Resuce Me season 1, Deadwood season 1, and… probably Millenium season 2 or another one of the 24’s or Alias’s or maybe season 1 of The Sopranos or Sex in the City or OZ or…

Oh to hell with it. I will buy them ALL in due time.

But no Battlestar Galactica. That show sucks*

*actually i only hate it because Angelbaby loves it so much. i still refuse to watch it though.

Oh and some bonus Orlando Bloom for the ladies (all 3 of you).

Here are some Anne Hathaway pics.

Because, you know, she reportedly shows some bush in her new movie.

Get it? The last post was about Bush. Speaking of Bush? Anne Hathaway showing Bush? Hahahahahaha…ha…! Oh i suck.

Here’s the report (taken from some other site):

I work for Media 8 Entertainment and I’ve been very amused these past months by the various news coming out about Anne Hathaway’s nude scenes in Havoc, most of which seems to have originated from this very website. Several of the reviwers on this site have very good information, so I would guess they actually saw Havoc at one point. Others are making things up. Havoc will now skip a full theatrical release, instead getting a DVD release of November 29th of this year. There will be an R-rated cut and an unrated cut of the movie coming out that day. Media 8 isn’t going to come right out and say it, but this is how it will be: The R-rated version will be the one screened recently in Germany. Only Anne’s breasts will be seen in 3 scenes. The uncut version will feature Anne in all her glory. Anne first nude scene is altered. In the R-rated cut her top comes off and she quickly goes offscreen to give Mike Vogel a blowjob. In the uncut version Vogel pulls off her top and rubs and sucks on her breasts before she sucks him off. God only knows why this was changed. The next uncut scene shows Anne laying fully nude in bed. There’s a knock on the door so she gets up to answer it without bothering to put anything on. There’s a good look at her tits and ass and a brief bit of bush. Finally, Freddy Rodriguez and Anne are rolling around on a bed at a party and Freddy starts undressing Anne. That’s all in the original cut, but it stops after Anne is topless for a few seconds and decides not to go through with it. In this extended scene, Freddy pulls Anne’s panties off and there’s a fairly quick shot of her nude crotch including her so-called ‘lips’. Anne begins masturbating with a vibrator off screen as Freddy calls in a group of his guy friends to watch her. This cathes her off guard and she jumps up and begins putting her clothes back on. And that’s about it. There is no nudity from Mike Vogel in the film and Freddy Rodriguez’s ass is seen, but not his penis. As stated before, both versions of Havoc will be available on November 29th.

Update:

Oh and here’s a picture of Anne as a school teacher. Just for good measure.