I can do 59 in 5 seconds.

How about you?

The only thing that would make these pics and this pairing any better is CAKE.

Delicious moist CAKE.

PS: The cake is a lie.

NEWSFLASH: Britney is still bald. Down there.

Who the fuck is Sienna Miller and why is she relevant???

/only posting this because some of you are asking for it – untagged in hi res

PS: The last bunch of pics have been touched up for maximum fappage (i suppose)

VERDICT: Hippies shouldn’t have landing strips

Got an e-mail from a reader who once e-mailed me about the girls almost exactly a year ago now when they moved 5 houses down from him.

date: Sep 28, 2007 9:37 PM
subject: Prussian Blue

Re: http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/2547#comments :

Two misunderstood girls.

Well, it’s been a while, and I no longer refer to myself as regped. But I do still visit the site on occasion. I am writing because I looked into the archives, and found the article i helped compose.

This may or may not be helpful, but those girls, like the article you posted a while ago are not the monsters. April “The mother is”. They are very misunderstood.

Their mother does everything from writing the songs, to pushing the Nazi shit into their heads, and anyone whom sticks around long enough to listen. Even though they have moved, and have not disclosed their location to the media, they still are very nice girls, whom come from a fucked up family.

I have talked to the girls a lot previous to their moving, even showed them the web page www.dontlinkthis.net.

They just laughed, and said well. We believe what we were told, and you they believe what they were told.

They really are nice little girls, and stand a good chance of changing, once they get away from their sadistic mother.

I still haven’t watched that documentary about the girls that i posted about a while back but what the commenter formerly known as RegPed (aka Registered Pedophile) certainly does sound plausible!

Commenter Mentos Fresh seemed to agree when he said:

I watched the documentary. It was really interesting. It seems like the girls aren’t as hardcore as they’re made out to be. It seems like the mother is the real ‘driving force’ behind it all. The grandmother was great (you’ll see). But yeah, very interesting.

But who cares about all that!

I have talked to the girls a lot previous to their moving, even showed them the web page www.dontlinkthis.net.

PRUSSIAN BLUE HAS BEEN HERE!

An uncut version of the Jessica Biel in her underwear scene from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry! With a few extra seconds of butt jiggle here and there!

Download it here!

UPDATE: Now in slo-mo!

Ya, i don’t know why i’m posting this either.

NOOOOOOO!

WHAT’S HAPPENED TO LACEY CHABERT?? I think it’s the hairdo. And did she lose weight or something??? I hope this look isn’t permanent!!! Needs less of the above and more of the below!!

As great as it was to fap to Christina Ricci when she finally got her tits out in that Prozac Nation movie, how great would it have been if it was pre-breast reduction, pre-weight loss, 1998 Christina Ricci in that movie instead?

This was how she looked back then.

First you complain about too much Bell/Panettiere. Then you’re all like, “More Bell/Panettiere!”. Make up your mind!

So anyway, for those of you not following the comments of the recent Bell/Panettiere posts, there’s been quite a number of fan fic style stories getting written up based on pictures of them together (courtesy of fubarvet2). If you’ve missed them, read on to catch up and maybe we’ll see a new one based on these pics:

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