Origami for the bedroom

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Disturbing, no?

psykotik2k: my girlfriend
cinnfuleyes: girlfriend?
cinnfuleyes: *confused*
psykotik2k: you didnt know??
psykotik2k: i thought you knew!
cinnfuleyes: wtf?
cinnfuleyes: did I not ask you if you were dating? and you said no.
cinnfuleyes: is this girl in real life, or is it 8=jjjj==D * * * ?
psykotik2k: yes! three dimensional and all =P
cinnfuleyes: booger i’m tired, don’t play with my head

o_0 say what?

-two insomniacs-

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Men. Women. Can the two coexist without sexual tension? In my opinion, honestly, it works out if one or the other is wholly unattractive, both are in happy relationships (as if such a thing truly exists), or if one of the two is homosexual. So, then that brings us down to the majority of the fucking race, doesn’t it? The single individuals, in their co-ed friendships, secretly harboring sexual feelings for their “friends.” It’s a mad fucking conspiracy, the entire theory of male/female relationships. If you are sitting there right now, shaking your head, saying “That’s not true.” Test the theory. Call your male friends ladies, tell them in explicit detail what you want to do to them behind closed doors, and see how strong the friendship-only line stands. Hands down, you would be screwed. Pun intended. And moving on.

Women, this is the year 2002, not 1902, right? We are still fighting double standards, stereotypes, and common “whore” labels at every turn. It’s not only from men, it’s from the women as well. I don’t quite understand why women are as big of sluts as men are… it’s not exactly female liberation. It’s sexual over-liberation, and that is just the spawn of decades, if not centuries of sexual retention and the theory of Freud of hysteria caused by the stress of maintaining a societally labeled decent image, ie. marriage. We all know damned well, that girls do not wait until they are married. That is a comfort zone for the sex-scared adolescents, and 16, by fact, is the average age of losing that cherry of innocence. I would like to see women stand up against sex being a status, and bring it back down to what it should be – sharing, passion, give and take, lust, love, something other than status.

No degree of feminism will ever break down that double standard that men carry for women… sluts are fuckable, good for some short entertainment, but then when they grasp some small corner of human decency, they suddenly get self righteous and want someone pure, clean, someone who hasn’t shared in as many drunken, careless nights with strangers as they have. The double standard of oral sex, as well, seems to go unnoticed. Men can demand at any time, in any circumstances, for them to be serviced, but for women.. it is somehow different. Men can run around like unbathed scoundrels, still smelling of the last conquest, but women must be bathed, shaved, primped, and perfect. Double standard, much?

And this goes out to the ladies, or for the men that have those women that lie like fish under the sheets. Lighten up. Sex, if you’re going to do it, at least make the effort worth while – for both partners. This doesn’t really apply for the street skanks, the ones that I would ever so kindly label, the town bicycles.. this is the for the population of women, that I hope to God still exist over a percentile of 10. That hoped above 10%, would be the decent women I am refering to. The ones that aren’t closeted in, the ones that enjoy having sex, having passion, pleasing themselves and their partners. It’s a give and take situation. Yes, men are ready 24/7 to rip your clothes off (or just partially 😉 at any time, but every man likes to feel like he is wanted, and not just “doing his duty.”

Be vocal ladies, men love it. Wear sexy lingerie, smell good, take care of yourselves for God’s sake, try not to look like a fucking ho, just be sexy – for him. It doesn’t matter if you are introverted in real life, when you are in bed with a man, act like it. There is nothing sexier for a man than having that “innocent” girl break the night with a hearty scream of a good natured “Fuck me.” K? So, catch a clue, if you’re prude, be prude, your man won’t stay with you long. Tease him, talk dirty to him, tell him what you want him to do, as most men really are clueless what it takes to satisfy each woman. Invest in some candles, some non-christmas-present-from-granny untieable G-strings, massage lotions, and experiment. Have fun.

Men, if you are demanding, your woman is not going to want to do anything for you. Be kind. If you had some guy shoving your head into his lap, would you be happy about it?

Keep your hands away from her head! <--Random thought, thank God that never happened to me, I would have gone to jail like Lorena Bobbet. Try to understand the nature of a woman and what she wants, that is more than animalistic fucking and getting off. Women need to be treated gently at times, and other times, want to be your person slut, if it makes you happy. Be in tune with her. Find her erogenous zones, go there often, linger, tease, it’s about foreplay for a woman to achieve orgasm. And I hope you are man enough to at least try bringing a woman to a screaming climax. And keep your fucking mouths closed. The minute she finds out that you are revealing bedroom events to your good old beer drinking buddies on a commerical break from the football game, you’ll be out of the ball game with her. Have some damned respect.

Be protected at all times. Keep it verticle 😉