She is the perfect woman. Stunningly attractive. Walks gracefully. Dresses tastefully. Has a nice laugh. And an even nicer physique. Can make intelligent conversation. Doesn’t throw tantrums. Maybe she can even skydive.

WHO IS SHE?

Patrick Screamer: wow…all that stuff about your buddy icon was true. I feel like I’m freaking out on really bad acid.

It’s V-Day once again. And once again, i have nothing planned. No place to take the girlfriend to, no dinner date to go on, no gifts to exchange and best of all… no classes to go to!

My Thursdays are free y’see.

Anyhow, i was just thinking about what i did last year… and then it hit me. I don’t remember at all what i did for Valentines Day last year. So i dug through my archives hoping to maybe uncover some long lost memory of me actually getting laid… or at least maybe having something Valentines Day related to do and what do i see? Just me ranting about how huge Katherine Heigl’s breasts are and saying the word ‘fuck’ a lot.

Very sad Valentines Day. =(

BUT NOT THIS YEAR!

Because this year, i actually GOT SOMETHING! *shock*

But oh, the shock doesn’t just end there, it extends above and beyond whatever expectations that i might have had about what i’d get, or rather, what i’d NOT get this year.

First of all, STACY GAVE ME A VALENTINES DAY CARD! *swoon*

You know… Stacy… from down the hall… the one that i occasionally walk to class with on Mondays…

But that’s besides the point. The point is… STACY GAVE ME A VALENTINES DAY CARD! *swoon*

And here’s the kicker… it’s a SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS VALENTINES DAY CARD!

Spongebob! Stacy!

I will!

Isn’t that just teh hotsex?

And in case you’re wondering, yes, Stacy is teh hotsex.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! Christina Applegate sent me something too! Look!

*swoon*

And so did Mandi! And Fuzzy! <3! Even though Fuzzy keeps warning me on AIM for trying to give her seizures with my buddy icon and this site. But <3 anyway!

First of all, how about some AIM humor.

Ludoviko0: is cleo a big black lady who reads Tarot Cards online?

No comment.

In other news, guess what? It seems to be that my little ol’ site was once mentioned on air on the Howard Stern show not too long ago (!). And from what i’ve gathered, apparently he was talking about the Libby Hoeler videos at the time and i guess he must’ve mentioned my site as a source of info or something (if i should be so lucky).

How did i find out about this? Well… i got a referral from this GUN FORUM to my site (PEOPLE WITH GUNS CHECK OUT MY SITE!!) and in this one thread, they’re playing a game called ‘The Mystery Of Libby Hoeler’.

That girl pops up just about everywhere these days.

Gun forums… bad e/n sites…

Anyway, it just so happens that one of the members of that forum posted up my URL on there. And pretty much all the info that you can get online about Libby Hoeler (that came off my site) on there too.

And if you go take a look at the last post in there, it says:

“My brother said they were talking about her on the Howard Stern show and gave out some of the links above.”

And wouldn’t you know it, the only link on the board is MY link. So it’s gotta be my link that he’s talking about right?

So i went on IRC to find out whether anybody knew if this really happened. If Howard Stern did in fact mention my site on air.

psykotik: apparently howard stern once mentioned my site on air when he was talking about the libby hoeler videos. can anyone confirm this? does anyone here listen to howard stern?
psykotik: i’m guessing no
Ambie: what’s your site?
psykotik:
Sniper: somone is winding u up heh
psykotik: no, somebody mentioned it on a forum
psykotik: http://www.gunsnet.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46583
psykotik: well at least i *think* he was talking about my site
ArthurQ: psykotik: Yes i believe he did. I listen to him once in a while. I think a few weeks ago.

So. WAS my site mentioned on the Howard Stern show or was it NOT? Seems to me like it was but… then again, maybe it wasn’t. But my hits HAVE been increasing steadily over the past few weeks though. And i HAVE been getting a lot of Libby searches and Libby related e-mails. I used to be getting around 7000 a day a coupla weeks back. Now i’ve been getting hits as high as 9951 on a good day.

If it is true; if my site WAS mentioned on air, does it have anything to do with my hits suddenly being unusually high? For such a crap small site such as this? Or is it because i’m just teh hotsex and you people can’t get enough of me?

Or is it just because of the free porn?

I’m thinking the free porn.

Anyway, if anybody does know whether my site was mentioned on his show or not, just drop me a line or two in the comments section.

Quick note, not to detract from Cleo (who’s actually a cool chick, from what I’ve read,) but to clarify something right quick.

“Sorry, one other thing, I just mentioned that justins bitches were posting around that time. They are pretty much one and the same to me, random punters that don’t have a decent site of their own and are willing to suck cock for the “privilege” of posting on his. So sorry if I got you confused wione of the other bitches, you’re all about as bland as each other.”

That wasn’t Cleo, as she already told you, fil. That was Zil and me. And actually, we didn’t have to suck any cock for the “privilege” of posting on FUBAR. I mean, I had to do some pretty raunchy things to her with a jade statuette of a polar bear for Justin’s viewing pleasure, but there were no cocks, nor sucking, involved.

I will now scurry back to my own site (which really isn’t decent, but it’s all I have, since Cleo’s here to take up Justin’s slack HELLO JUSTIN POST MORE PLZ THX.) Thanks.

ex0ticnsull3n: ur icon makes me want to die
ex0ticnsull3n: ive already had a migraine all day and that just DOESNT HELP

Haha.

l2icochet: your buddy icon makes me want to kill people.

Cleo wrote this up as a response to all the flaming that’s been going on in the comments section of this post.

But i thought that it deserved more limelight so i’m taking it out of there and putting it up here. Because not only is it a well written post… but because i support her and i personally think filbert is wrong about her writing abilities. I mean, if she wasn’t a good writer, i wouldn’t have asked her to post on the site.

Anyway, without further adieu… i give you Cleo:

This will be my last response to this idiocy.

Filbert, you did not “criticize” me, you flamed me. The difference is when someone criticizes, they try to maintain a positive energy so that the person subjected won’t become angry or defensive, and that the person critizing can say something that will actually improve the other person for having experienced it.

You never gave me that opportunity. You introduced yourself to this community with phrases such as “carpet eater,” “get your head out of your ass,” called the webmaster lazy, the man keeping the site up a bitch, insulted a writer, and we were all left with a general taste of hypocrisy in our mouths when it comes to you. In the same thread you’ve accused and then retracted, you’ve very openly kissed ass under a pretense of “respect,” and you’ve insulted other readers.

Most importantly, you’ve commited the crime that you accused me of – “retreading ground that has been trodden 1 million times before.” Is it beneficial for you to post the same flame over and over again? I got that you don’t like me, and the fact that you keep reiterating it doesn’t matter so much as the fact that I DO post here, I will CONTINUE to post here, and you will ALWAYS be some lamer in the comments section. Furthermore, you will never be welcome in any community with an attitude like the one you’ve displayed.

You may think I can’t write, but I visit sites where I skip over authors all the time. It’s natural to have a preference toward a certain writing style, though I doubt you come here for anything more than to jerk off over free porn. The fact that there’s ANY words on this site must be irritating to you. If you don’t like MY words, ignore them. I promise I won’t be hurt if a caveman such as yourself can’t appreciate what I write about, and I won’t take offense to you only reading Justin’s posts.

Please note that this is a FREE site. No one here is being paid to entertain you, no one is handing out resumes or asking for you to pay to see my thoughts. No one is even asking you to pay to see naked breasts (though I’m nearly positive that you’d have to pay to see them anywhere else, especially in the real world). Who are you to question Justin’s judgement? This is his personal site. He keeps people here who he personally enjoys. This is not a popularity contest, but if it was, I appear to have won.

Now I know you’re sitting at your computer waiting for another comment to pop up so that you can use your same old tired “I can’t understand this girl’s big words, wah wah wah” flame, but spare us all. You’ve said your piece, and you’ve pissed off most of the people who come here just by cluttering the site with negativity, and you can’t even finding original ways to call me unoriginal. Try, now, to stop spewing this crap all over the page. Your 10 seconds of fame are over.

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HA! For someone who “can’t write”, she just made you look like a really big ass with her writing!

Posted by notthe1iwant – 8:31pm February 12, 2002

Jeremybrev: i just wanted to see your icon you keep talking about

Vassilios10420: hey wanna see this crazy icon

A few seconds later…

Jeremybrev: damn that thing is pretty cool
Jeremybrev: lol

Vassilios10420: lol
Vassilios10420: you own justin

STOP INSTANT MESSAGING ME TO LOOK AT MY ICON. I’M NOT A SIDESHOW ATTRACTION.

Actually please do. I like the attention! =D

There are ‘first comment’ whores, and then there are ‘post up my convo’ whores:

NotThe1IWant: know what I just re-realized?
psykotik2k: what?
NotThe1IWant: that you posted our conversations a lot more when you thought I might be a chick

It’s true.