ok storms: wow your buddy icon is far out. it’s in sync with the strobe lights in my room.

Lantagne88: tripy

pastorOmuppets: if i did psychotropic drugs, i’m probably be spazzing out right about now

Look:

anewmaven: your buddy icon is making me ill

DismemberdNamVet: your icon is gunna give me seziurs

I have the world’s most annoying buddy icon.

Talk to me sometime. Experience it for yourself.

Night fell and the beasts appeared, stomping the sound of bells and dragging fearful things of blades and velvet cushion behind them, snorting through the acrid air and leaving a trail of steaming excrement beneath their sharp feet. Men begged for favor with sacrifices, tossing delectable boxes of things that melt in one’s mouth or glitter about their neck between the mawing teeth of a red dragon (whose scales were like fire and whose claws made instant potpourri of the rosebeds that had once lay beneath).

Those who had not been chosen for the journey remained at home, tucked carefully into a box of calories or self-pity, their eyelids peeled back to stare unblinking at the horror that hunched in their corners of their living rooms. The televisions smiled back at them, their jaws full of static and tales of love written by men who had never known its taste, and then vomited again the war cry of “Buy!”

The streets were dangerous enough to keep partners behind glass windows, protected by a small circle of candlelight until they could be spoon-fed a veritable last supper and robbed in public view. A fearsome creature lurked, blessed with wings but no sense of morality, its head a mass of curls that had not yet matured into Medusa’s snakes, plucking music out of snapping strings and hurtling arrows, its giggle a hollow sound absorbed by the layers of plush fur and satin bow laid out by the villagepeople.

It was over soon, this glimpse toward the Apocalypse, as the warriors trekked home and screamed out the unthinkable horrors that they had beheld, knocking their furniture violently against walls that are too thin to afford any shame, writhing against their partner sweat-slicked and wild-eyed. A rising sun will bring relief, the garbageman will remove the debris of ripped clothing and paper, and the monsters will again begin to plan. Valentine’s Day is the devil.

Summary:

What I want for Valentine’s Day





A roll in the hay with Kristen Kreuk

What I got for Valentine’s Day:





A bear in a box

This is quite possibly one of the most disturbing things i’ve ever seen on the net.

Don’t say i didn’t warn you.

Japanese people sure can be weird.

You can thank the twisted yet hot Kat for that link.

Where does she find these things…

Anyone of you remember that old show that had that girl who could stop time by touching the tips of her finger together?

The one where her dad’s like this alien cube thing that’s voiced by Burt Reynolds?

Remember? I’m sure you do. It was called Out Of This World. And who could ever forget that theme song?

*Would you like to swing on a star?*

Wow. I remember thinking that it would’ve been just the greatest thing to be able to do back in those days. To be able to stop time.

I’d always wished i could do that. Just stop time and just fuck around with everything. Oh the things i would do…

And remember the chick who was in it?

Well she got naked.

Don’t you just love it when washed out 80’s tv stars do that?

A coupla weeks ago i bought this DVD called The Specials. Super budget flick. But super funny too. Think Mystery Men but only more… quirkier. It tells the day of what superheroes actually do when they’re not out fighting evil supervillains. It’s pretty hilarious.

But don’t take my word for it. Because everybody knows i can’t explain things for shit.

But let me tell you this: I ASSURE YOU IT’S A GOOD MOVIE.

And even if it’s not, there’s always Jordan Ladd to look at. Boy is she ever hot.

• Jordan Ladd 1
• Jordan Ladd 2
• Jordan Ladd 3
• more

In other news, i have 4 bits of news:

1. I still haven’t replied my e-mail.
2. I still haven’t sorted out my server problems.
3. I’m thinking of making… *drum roll* …A CAM PORTAL!

4. I’m thinking that news bit number 4 is a bad idea.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Lookit the cute little bunny wabbit!

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Brunei!! That’s awesome!! Please Read.
From: “Jason Doan” jdoan@videotron.ca
Date: Sun, Feb 10 2002 11:01:07 PM -0800

-Jason Doan
Montreal
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Well whaddaya know… a reader that actually knows where Brunei is. Because not a lot of people do. It doesn’t help that it’s an ass tiny country country either.

With the whole COUNTRY being just slightly larger than Delaware. I shit you not. It’s THAT small.

BUT. It’s also a super fucking rich country. Well… used to be anyway. I think there was a time when our Sultan was ranked like the most richest man in the world or something. I dunno where he stands now but yeah, there’s a little fact for ya.

Why used to be and not anymore? Well you can thank the Sultan’s brother for that. One of the prince’s of Brunei.

You might think it would be hard to spend away 15 BILLION DOLLARS but hey, i guess anything’s possible.

From Oil Rich To Garage Sales

Check out that link sometime. It’s a good read. Besides, you’re gonna need to if you wanna ‘get’ what i’m about to present to you in a short while. You’ll have to register for you to be able to read it but it’s a short painless procedure and it’s worth it.

update: i realize most of you are LAZY BUMS so here; you can use my login and pass:

And no, that is not my password for anything else.

<3 BRUNEI!

This. Is. Hilarious.

Well i thought so anyway.

Hello? Does this thing work?

Oh. It does. Well uh… as you can see, the site’s sorta broken. Again, it’s not my fault, i didn’t do anything. The server’s just deciding to be a real bitch to these past coupla days. So yeah, we had to move it onto one of Will’s.

Bleh. Hopefully everything’ll get fixed up by the end of next week. Everything still works though. You can still comment, the archives are back again and most importantly, THE PORN’S STILL UP!

=D =D =D

Those aren’t 3 little dicks by the way. They’re smileys.

In other news, i still haven’t replied to all my e-mail. SORRY!

If you’d like to read the rest of this post you’re gonna have to click on that little ‘more’ link down there.

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