well i’m sure everyone will be excited to hear that i fixed this page, again. but wait no one realized it was broken huh? well if you came here between 1 and 2:30pm Eastern time you might have noticed the site temporarily mirrored on my server. but since then i have pinpointed the problem and isolated it. of course i haven’t fixed it yet. but i don’t know how actually. so yes. everything is well and good but there are no archives. yes that’s right none. well i suppose there are some from pre-Greymatter days. but all the more recent archives are closed until further notice.

i could go on and on about what the problem is but i know no one fucking cares, and frankly, neither do i. so i’ll try to figure it out sometime soon. or convert this site to some other program which doesn’t give us so much shit. in the meantime, well continue whatever you were doing.

ps- i look like neither John Travolta or Gary Oldman. i’m sexier then both of those old bastards.

how would you actually go about testing a mirror? i don’t really know now that i think about it. hm. ok, anyway. this is will hinds of some crappy site i imagine you never heard about talking. i regularly fix this site because justin regularly breaks it. in this case i don’t know how to fix it, just yet at least, so i’ve mirrored all the html of greymatter to my own site. so we can all continue enjoying the fruit that is fubar while i puzzle over what to do next. so please feel free to resume your regular porn browsing and crappy comment making.

First of all, IGNORE THIS POST. Just scroll down a bit an read Cleo’s post instead. It’s MUCH much better than what i have to offer you.

Anyway, just wanted to announce the fact that i won the Site Of The Year award over at theweblogreview.com. And with that i also won myself US$100 worth in prizes. How cool is that? That’s worth more than what you’d get by winning a Bloggie. You know… that other more ‘important’ award that you can win. I’d link to the site that give’s em out but i don’t know what their URL is. Because i really didn’t give a flying fuck about what the Bloggies are all about. For those of you who don’t know, getting a Bloggie is the equivalent of getting an Oscar in the blog world.

I guess i just got myself a Golden Globe.

Anyway:

The purpose of the email is to let you know that you won the Site of the Year. You had the most votes cast for your site and because of the major increase in traffic you have over the other sites, I still took into account how many per day were sent and figured out an average and worked an weird equation. Anyways, no matter how I counted the votes, you won. So congrats. You won 3 months worth of sponsorship on TWR which will begin this weekend and last for 12 weeks. You also won a years worth of BBT service. It is up to you to try it or not, but please give it a try even if it isn’t on your main page. And third you get a $20 amazon.com gift certificate.

I like prizes.

Anyway… waitaminute… what the hell are you still doing reading this post? Didn’t i just go tell you to read Cleo’s post first? Damn you people. Never listening to me.

Either way, i’ve got 20 bucks to spend on Amazon, 12 weeks of SPONSORSHIP aaaand a years worth of BBT service to use up. I don’t really know what i’m gonna do with it though… the BBT thing; since i’m already using GreyMatter to run the site. Maybe i’ll give it away to someone. Cleo’s starting up a site of her own pretty soon. She could probably help put it to good use.

Speaking of Cleo, people have been IMing me saying some pretty complimentary stuff about her:

absolutelyfuzzy: cleo?
absolutelyfuzzy: as in patra?
absoultelyfuzzy: hehe
absolutelyfuzzy: i thought that was thess pretending she’s someone else
absolutelyfuzzy: sounds like thess

okstorms: who is cleo?
ok storms: is she a big black lady?
ok storms: never heard of her
ok storms: but she writies kinda funny
ok storms: lucy ish

L1VINGdeadGURL: she’s the one that looks like Mandi, right?

psykotik2k: i have an erection
ok storms: great

Um. Disregard those last two comments.

So… from what i’ve gathered, it seems like:

Thess + Mandi + Lucy = Cleo

Although if you try asking her about it, she’ll vehemently deny everything.

psykotik2k: you look like mandi
Getting Gravity: Nuh uh.
Getting Gravity: shut up ben.
psykotik2k: my name is justin
psykotik2k: =P
Getting Gravity: like affleck.

Don’t you just <3 her? I do.

Firstly: for all you disgruntled readers who sent email to Justin back before Britney had boobs and still haven’t received a reply, it WAS NOT my fault! If anything, your dear webmaster distracted me with his celebrity lookalike pic and talk of working on a new project (and this time it wasn’t my bra clasp). I say, keep emailing him! Email 10 times a day if necessary, deep down he loves a jam-packed mailbox, despite what he may say!

Current Events: I stumbled out of bed this morning, bursting bladder and blurry eyes, and proceeded to stumble toward the bathroom. And what to my wondering eyes did appear? A freshly killed mouse laying selfishly across the center of the hallway. My brother was already at school, my roommate was sleeping off a night of bumping her headboard frantically into the wall between our two rooms – I was elected by default. I can handle stuff like assembling furniture and cleaning out a disgusting college fridge, but I’d rather plunge the toilet than deal with spiders or mice. My cat was the only witness to what followed; she sat smugly by and pretended to be dozing while actually carefully noting my reaction to her present. Then she watched through a window after I tossed her murdering ass outside. This is what she saw: one squeamish brunette plucking a fistful of kleenex from the bathroom, tiptoeing around the roadkill, and then dropping a tissue shroud over the entire mess. My roommate’s boyfriend cleaned it up once he awoke, which is no consolation for the noise he made last night, but makes him a real sucker nonetheless.

In nonrelated news, production on my website has grinded to a halt as a DNS error was brought to the attention of my host (mainly giving me another excuse to procrastinate). But, to combat ugly rumors that Will has been spreading about me being big and black, and mostly because I’m Justin’s bitch, I made a heyasl profile. No hatemail please.

My usual entertainment is locked up on an army post tighter than a virgin ass, so feel free to e-mail me.(unless you’re in the tristate area and would like to play Majora’s Mask all weekend with my brother and I, in which case, call me. My number’s posted in most of the good gloryholes around Manhattan.). Lastly, I pose this timeless question: Who’s your daddy? Yeeeah, that’s right.

Well wouldn’t you know? It’s Friday AND I STILL HAVEN’T WRITTEN UP THAT E-MAIL REPLY POST LIKE I SAID I WOULD.

No, actually… i did start writing it up earlier yesterday morning but Cleo got me sorta distracted (by her infinite wit and superior intellect no less) and i ended up talking to her for like 4 hours instead. It’s all her fault i tell you! She’s to blame!

So because of her, there will be no e-mail reply post anytime soon.

(I swear it was her fault and that i wasn’t just being a lazy bastard again)

Anyhow, i hooked up my (severly underused) webcam yesterday and took a coupla pictures of myself. I guess i should’ve just fixed up my hair a bit because most of the pics i took came out with me looking like Ben Affleck circa Chasing Amy, 1997.

Reason most likely being that i’d just woken up from my nap at the time and i had ‘just woke up’ hair.

So anyway, i took the LEAST most Ben Affleck-y pic and used it on my heyasl thing. I showed it to a coupla people to see what they thought.

star attracti0n: actually, if u could actually see the goatee in that picture, u’d look exactly like ben affleck
star attracti0n: grow a better goatee! 😛

Apparently i need to grow a better goatee.

Anyway, check out that heyasl thing. It’s pretty dumb. But it’s fun to have i guess. I managed to coax Mandi and my bitch to sign up for it. Doesn’t take that long to fill up and you could put the link to your own profile on your AIM info or whatever.

If you do decide to make one for yourself, leave the URL to your profile in the comments section of this post. IT’LL BE FUN.

Oh. And Cleo, if you post up that .wav file that we talked about here on the site, i will <3 u forever. KTHNXBI!

So you come to this site for the tits or the blog right? This testosterone haven of videogame commentary sprinkled with your favorite actress caught flashing nipple in the backyard mysteriously vulnerable to paparazzi (God bless the zoom lens). But was it all getting a little dull? Did you come one day and realize that Drew Barrymore is in fact far inferior to Kristen Kreuk and furthermore that there are no naked Kreuk pictures whatsoever?

Fear not loyal readers, for Justin’s continuing commitment to frame your free porn with humor and minutes of internet fame through the posting of your comments and email has inspired him to the next level: blog + breasts = more fun than Two For One day at the whorehouse.

Introducing Cleo v.1.0, engineered for female commentary on such hot topics as sex, movies, and the lost art of falling Up the stairs. I’m not afraid to get down to the core of an issue – I proudly proclaim that I plan to boycot Zelda for Gamecube after years of near Link-monogamy, based on nothing other than the fact that it looks like something a japanimation baby with Down’s syndrome chewed up and shat out. I will report first-hand from a hotbed of anthrax scares and smoking rubble about how two planes and a whole bunch of miniature american flags ensured that this entire generation of students and soldiers will never again hire a cab driver in the city without having to add ‘terrorist’ to a list of descriptions that already include snippets like ‘the stench of roadkill and hairlice’ and ‘possible rapist.’ Above all I will attempt to recreate famous IM conversations with Justin about my quandry of choice when faced with attraction to females – is the soft lovely attractiveness of tits and face drowned in the fear that comes hand-in-hand with diving into a veritable cavern of doom (sometimes a journey through dreadlocks of hair and tunnels of wicked stench with no weapons other than an underdeveloped gag reflex and a tube of KY)?

This and more coming soon.

Whoever posts the first response gets a .wav of me making a speech of their choosing. Unless that .wav includes both myself moaning and a sheep bleating because c’mon, I have to keep some things private.

I think it’s about time i started posting again. So whats been going these past coupla days?

Well yesterday, i got bent over and raped in the ass by my Broadcasting test. Aside from that, i’ve also been busy studying for my other tests. Had one for Film today. I think i did pretty alright on that one. But that Broadcasting one… wow… that one did me over real good. Fuck.

I’ve got two more to go. One for History on the 13th (i think) and a mid term for Drugs on the 25th.

Anyway, in other news, would you take a look at the last post that i made on the 4th. Fifty four comments so far. 54. And not only that, but i also managed to get 9198 hits for that day.

Wow. I almost feel like wilwheaton.net.

I would’ve actually posted last night… but i thought i’d just let that one post linger on for a bit longer. Seeing as to how entertaining the situation in the comments section was. Haha. It’s been pretty interesting in there over the past coupla posts.

Who knew that a post about the weather could stir up such a commotion.

Anyhoo, in other not so surprising news, i STILL haven’t gotten around to answering ANY of my e-mail. And it’s just getting worse and worse. The e-mail are just piling up day by day. I have e-mail dating back to December 2001 that i still haven’t replied to. Again, my sincerest of apologies to those of you who’ve written to me so far. I swear i’ll get back to all of them tomorrow. Or maybe even tonight. But tomorrow most likely. Because i don’t have any classes then and i’ll be pretty much FREEEEEE to do whatever i may damn well please.

OOH.

My NINTENDO GAMECUBE arrived in the mail two days ago. Bought one from amazon.com. It’s such a great little machine. First thing i noticed about it when i got the package was just how TINY the GameCube actually is. I mean, i’ve seen it around in stores and stuff but to actually hold one in your hands, it just… it’s… it’s dinky! And the games… they come on these TINY little DVD’s… and the memory card… TINY! Everything about the system just screams the word TINY.

The games. Rogue Squadron… looks soooo good. It’s just so fucking beautiful. Oh yes, the force is strong with this one. And so it is with Waverace. Man, that game is just so much fun. Just riding around hitting the waves. And Luigi’s Mansion… that game is just SO cute. It looks really damn good too. Love the graphics. But i gotta say though, what’s up with some of Luigi’s animations? I mean, i go over to table to investigate a lamp and he just starts looking like he’s humping it.

Deviant animation aside, it’s still a pretty cool game. Not on par with a REAL Mario game but it’s cool enough nonetheless. Can’t wait for Metriod, Starfox and Mario to come out. Oh… and how can i forget… Zelda?

It’s only gonna get better.

Oh. By the way, Suzi’s back. Go check out Nikki too.

I’m outta here. Dinner time. AT 5:30PM.

Insanity. I know.

This is the post where somebody will write “First comment!! I win!” in the comments section and where people like Vass and Steamer and Trammel and Scloop will have little flame wars and where people like Rory and Iris will just sit back to enjoy the show. And it’ll also be the post where Annubius will NOT be the first person to comment. And also one where John might just possibly chime in and call Trammel a pussy. Again.

PATRIOTS WIN!

Wow. What a game. Tie score and all. I was thinking they’d be going into overtime. Great game winning field goal. Awesome.