Monthly Archives: June 2005

Jessica Chobot

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Jessica fucking Chobot. What a joke. I hate this girl with a passion. A BURNING passion. I cannot stand her. I can’t stand her FACE. I can’t stand her WRITING. I can’t stand her LAST NAME. What kind of a name is Chobot anyway? Eat shit Jessica CHOBOT. Eat shit and DIE!!!!!

OOOOOOHH JUST THINKING ABOUT HER MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL. OMG I HATE HATE HATE JESSICA CHOBOT. I only bring her up because a) i’ve been meaning to but i couldn’t control my anger enough before to write anything more than just FUCK YOU JESSICA CHOBOT 300 times at the time b) a reader mentioned her in an AIM conversation yesterday. He didn’t even have to say her stupid name. A fucking ‘JC’ was enough to tip me off to who it was. He was like “JC ownz”. No, FUCK JC AND HER STUPID PSP. Then we got into a debate about how i think the DS is kicking the fucking PSP’s ass in Japan and about how i think Jessica Chobot is a stupid fucking ugly whore.

So who the fuck is this JESSICA CHOBOT? You know that slore that licked that PSP and somehow got famous for fucking nothing? Yeah, that’s Jessica Chobot. Who the fuck gets famous for fucking licking a fucking PSP? If i stuck a PSP up my butt and e-mailed fucking Kotaku about it would that make me famous? Bullshit! That’s what it is! I never thought much of her when i first saw her licking that stupid fucking PSP. Then she somehow got on fucking Attack of the Show and even then i still didn’t give a shit. It wasn’t until IGN interviewed her did i realize how much i should have been hating her all this time. When she fucking dissed Reggie and Nintendo the way she did in that IGN interview, that just totally set me off. Who the fuck does she think she is??? I hope Reggie fucking kicks her ass and takes her name. And i’m SO glad to know that i’m not the only one who hates the stupid cunt.

That first reader e-mail… fucking says it all. SALUTE to you Mr. Gray. Tell it like it is!!!!!!

And fuck you Jessica Chobot! You’re not even hot! Whoever fucking thinks you are is GAY!!!!!!

Dream woman my ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NINTENDO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tom Yum Goong

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You know, i’d imagine getting kicked in the face like that would really hurt. The guy’s head actually visibly snaps back. Not only is there actual impact behind that kick but factor in the number of times they must’ve done it to get a perfect take. I hope to God that poor stuntman only had to be kicked in the face once.

Check out teaser trailer #2 to see what i’m talking about.

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I would’ve updated last night but my fucking ISP wouldn’t let me connect. Stupid Brunet. They have a sucky homepage and they provide sucky service. Anyway, i’m kinda short for time now. I’ll update later on in the day. Actually i just woke up and i’ve got this splitting headache. Shit.

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Well, 12 hours after the opening of FUBAR and yes, i’ve already got bout like.. 10? hits. Pitiful. I ironed out some glitches that would’ve fucked up the side nav bar on IE.

Updated the multimedia page and added a new flash cartoon.

Woke up late for school today. It was raining outside too.

Had to walk to school from the dorm in the bloody rain.

Umbrellas suck. Lunch sucked too. Had a cold beef burger and soggy onion rings. Offered my (soggy) onion rings to Dan but he turned them down. Smelly Mexican…