Mmmm. Hilary Duff is so HOT these days (compared to Lindsay Lohag).

I’d totally hit it.

And then i’d totally hit it. Again!

Girl, you need to do more photoshoots. Or at the very least, step out in public. We rarely ever get to see you anymore! Also, did something happen to your complexion?

Looking simply mahvelous darling! Mahvelous!

Oooooh. This looks fairly promising. A live action Initial D movie. From the guys who brought you the Infernal Affairs trilogy. And starring most of the same cast from the trilogy too. Don’t you love it when directors keep using the same actors in their other movies? I do. (here’s looking at you PTA)

I’ve never read the comics, watched the cartoons or played any of the videogames (mostly because of the ‘hero car’. a fucking Trueno? the most butt ugliest tuner car ever. TURN OFF) so my interest in this movie is purely based on it’s connection to the Infernal Affairs movies, production-wise (though i do loves me some underground racing. 2 fast 2 furious yo!). Apparently Initial D has quite the following in Japan and around these here parts (in Asia, remember, i’m not in Michigan anymore). So i wouldn’t be surprised if this flick cleans up at the HK box office. Comes out on June 23rd. I’ll probably get it on DVD like 3 days later. lololololol.

Oh and those of you who like watching The Whip Set (that fucking stupid block of shows on G4; Formula D and Street Fury) will probably love this flick. Ya, drifters will eat this shit up.

Check out the new Jessica Simpson video here. Directed by Brett ‘X3’ Ratner.

Isn’t it funny how Brett Ratner is now attached to a movie that Bryan Singer was once supposed to direct. And how Bryan Singer is now directing a movie that Brett Ratner was once attached to.

Funny funny stuff. Check out Episode II.

E3. What a circus.

If you’re not going to see Mr. & Mrs. Smith today, go see Haute Tension instead. If you already saw Mr. & Mrs. Smith yesterday, go see Haute Tension today. If you already saw Haute Tension yesterday, go see it again today because chances are you probably hated it the first time and you’ll love it the second time (trust me).

Bottom line: make it a point to go see Haute Tension someday and then post some spoilerific comments about what you thought of the flick.

Doing promo work for Fantastic Four. With a new ‘do. And learning from her mistake i see!

Regular readers, pay no mind to this post. I’m just doing this so i can have a page that i can direct people to should i ever get the dreaded “Who are you and why are you on my buddy list?” questions on AIM.

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Katie Holmes looked a lot cuter back in 1999. Time definitely hasn’t been good to her. She kinda looks like somebody punched her in the face in a couple of these pics. Plus, is it just me or has she lost her boobage? They aren’t looking as bountiful as they used to be we last saw them in The Gift. Oh well. At least she doesn’t have that herpes anymore.

I wonder if she’ll stay with Tom long enough for him to convert her to Scientology. Think it’ll happen?