I’m pretty sure the only reason why she wasn’t in Spy Kids 3D as much was because she had boobies in that movie. Because, Spy Kids aren’t supposed to have boobies, ya know. Oh well. At least there was that mini concert thing on the DVD where she did a Shakira and was spasming and jiggling all over the stage like a mad woman.

I hate Shakira.

All of them are annoying.

Rachel Nichols has recently joined the ALIAS team. “The Inside” star will play Rachel Gibson, a technical analyst working for a black ops division of the CIA, in the series’ fifth season, which will premiere on Thursday, September 29 (8:00-9:00 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network.

Alias, created by J.J. Abrams stars Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow, Victor Garber as Jack Bristow, Ron Rifkin as Arvin Sloane, Michael Vartan as Michael Vaughn, Carl Lumbly as Marcus Dixon and Kevin Weisman as Marshall Flinkman.

“The Amityville Horror” actress, 25, who has starred in such films like Autumn in New York, with Richard Gere, and Dumb & Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, will soon be seen in The Woods, opposite Patricia Clarkson and Agnes Bruckner.

Richel Nichols, the model who campaigned for such brands as Guess, L’Oreal, Abercrombie & Fitch and Nicole Miller, took up acting after she was offered a part in “Sex and the City”.

You know… she’s really not all THAT hot.

Doing a Lohan… 04?

Doing a Lohan.

J.D. WON! WEEEEEEE!

And now, some pictures of Brooke Burke.

I haven’t actually seen the Hitchhikers Guide movie yet but i know she’s in it. Haven’t seen Elf either but i know she’s in that.

I did however see some promo behind the scenes making of thing on HBO for Elf and i couldn’t help but notice how cute she was.

Even cuter in motion.

HOT.

Update:

Added two more hi res pics.

LOVE that tummy.

LOL Jennifer Garner is FAT.