I’ll say this:

Talking to Beverly Mitchell must be really hard… because you won’t really know which way she’s looking!

This is probably only funny if you’ve ever played Magic: The Gathering (like i used to back in the mid 90’s)

I still can’t decide which is my favorite card!

psykotik2k: im pretending to play with nintendo revolution controller!
psykotik2k: im pretending to play metroid prime!
Supher x2: i was too
Supher x2: its like jacking off
Supher x2: the d-pad is way up there
Supher x2: thats the head
Supher x2: the analog attachment is your balls
Supher x2: the remote itself is the shaft

Revolutionary gameplay possibilities!

More pics!

And video!

Paris-less this time, at some fashion show.

Lots of celebs attending fashion shows these days. Must be a Fall season thing.

I wonder if they’re as big as they can get. By they, i mean boobies of course. Part of me thinks that she’s still budding and will someday have breasts of Lindsay Lohan (’04) proportions. Most likely surgically enhanced? Of course, this may very well never happen.

Speaking of which, a year after the fact, are they or aren’t they? We’re they? Lohan’s i mean.

I still maintain that they were always real.

ps: Hayden needs to keep hanging out with Paris more. More corruption!!

Photoshoot Lohan.

Real life Lohan.

You know, you could probably map out the entire constellation with the amount of freckles on Lindsay’s chest.

I mean that’s just scary.

Seriously now, is there anybody here that honestly finds her attractive?

Because i don’t.

Just look at that face! She looks like a clown!

Two things:

Wahey now here’s someone you wouldn’t expect to see on these pages. But what the hell. Juicy pics are juicy pics, right?

I’d hit it?

From: Vartan M
Date: Sep 14, 2005 11:28 AM
Subject: Michael Vartan strikes back

No I’m not him. That fucker stole my first name and made it into his last name. Sorry for the disappointment. On a side note, what is she 40 now?

I wouldn’t be surprised if she DOES look like that when she’s 40.

More pics here.

Nip/Tuck is definitely one of my favorite shows. I own Season 1 on DVD, and will soon own Season 2 (just recently released).

This show is so good. The actors can act. They are hot and dysfunctional — in a plastic surgery center, no less. If you have not seen it, see it. If you have seen it, know that Season 3 starts September 20th. (Check your local listings, blah, blah)

Pictures:

High Res Season 3 Photos (Spoilers)

And here’s Rhona Mitra at the premiere screening of the third season of Nip/Tuck.

Creepy fact: Rhona’s father worked on her fake boobies. He’s a plastic surgeon.