OVER THE PAST TWO WEEKS.
Total Overdose: Pretty mediocre Grand Theft Auto style game. But with a Mexican flavor. Sort of like Robert Rodriguez meets GTA. Nothing special. A rental at best.
Metal Gear Solid 3: I just bought this because i sold my old copy for store credit back when i was in the states. Figured i’d trade it in since i could always just re-buy it for super cheap over here. One of the best games of 2004. Buy it if you haven’t already.
Fahrenheit: I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME. One of the best games i’ve played this year. I haven’t loved a game this much since Beyond Good & Evil back in 2003. And coincidently, they’re both French games. So why do i love this game so much? TITS AND ASS!!!! AND BUSH!!!!! That’s right, this game has it all. BUT. You only get it all if you have the European version (which is what i have. the game is called Indigo Prophecy in the US and they took out all the sex scenes!!!! FUCKING PRUDES!!!!!). The European version is awesome because it’s got Hot Coffee action. And the Hot Coffee… SOOOOO much better than fucking GTAs. Plus, the chick you get to control in the game, Carla Valenti, SOOOO fucking hot. So hot that she was even in Playboy (she looks a lot better in the game though. she gets nekkid in it too. i saw her titty!!!! but who the fuck rendered her for that Playboy spread anyway? fucking amateur…). I love this game. BUY IT.
Evil Dead Regeneration: Best Evil Dead game out so far. You get both Bruce Campbell and Ted Raimi (playing a half-deadite midget named Sam) doing the voices and the dialogue between those two is hilarious. Plus any game where you get to literally kick you midget sidekick around has to be good. I think this game only costs like 20 bucks. Of course, i only got it for 2.50 but what do you expect, it’s bootleg copy. Get it if only for the extras you get to unlock. I’d buy anything with Bruce Campbell in it.
Sonic Gems Collection: Stupid. Don’t buy this. I only bought it because it had Sonic CD on it. And it doesn’t even have the opening movie OR the Japanese soundtrack (which is so much better than the US version). It’s got a whole bunch of other Sonic games on it. Like that Sonic fighting games, some Sonic racing games that came out on the Game Gear etc etc. All crap. Don’t buy this.
Ultimate Spider-Man: Good game. Neat-o comic book like graphics. Okay so i haven’t really played this game at all. But i did play test it for like 2 minutes. i’ve only played the part where you fight Venom on the football field at school or something.
Spartan Total Warrior: Eh. Played it for like 10 minutes. God of War is much better. Buy God of War instead.
L.A. Rush: Wow. This game has pretty sweet graphics. Even on the PS2. I’m still not sure what to think about the new engine though. It isn’t anything like the old San Francisco Rush games (San Francisco Rush 2049 on the Dreamcast was the FUCKING BEST). It more like Burnout meets Need For Speed Underground 2 meets Midnight Club 3. I’ve only played a coupla races and i have to say, it’s not bad! Give it a rental. Can’t recommend it until i’ve given it some more playtime. I mean, shit, i’m still using the hunk of junk you get in the beginning of the game. I need to go PIMP THAT RIDE. Like, literally. Because the guys from West Coast Customs are actually in the game. No Xzibit though.
Soul Calibur 3: Buy it. I mean, come on… it’s SOUL CALIBUR 3.
100 Bullets: Don’t buy it. Actually.. i don’t think this game is even out yet. But don’t buy it anyway. It sucks.
FIFA Soccer 06: Like FIFA? Buy it. Don’t like FIFA? Then buy Winning Eleven 9 or Pro Evolution Soccer 5 instead.
NHL 06: I was surprised to see that they actually included NHL 94 with the game. Kinda wished it was NHL 93 though. They took the blood out starting from 94.
NBA 06: Haven’t played it.
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06: Still as solid as ever. If you liked last years version, then you’ll probably like this years.
Madden 06: PIECE OF SHIT. Don’t buy it. That new field of view passing thing, fucking stupid. I hate this game. I hate EA for killing the NFL 2K series.
Amityville Horror: Rachel Nichols was really slutty in this movie. And Ryan Reynolds… HOT. Oh the movie… the movie was okay i guess. But i thought..
House of Wax: …was much better. And i was actually pretty impressed by Paris Hilton’s acting…! So much that i even thought about fapping to her sex tape after watching the movie (but i didn’t). Okay the movie was kinda slow going at first, but once you get the last two thirds of the movie, wow! That whole house of wax set piece at the end was pretty damn impressive! I haven’t gotten around to watching all the extras but i remember looking through the extras menus and seeing a whole bunch of them. And there’s also like a video commentary thing where you get to see the cast sitting on a couch and watching like some B roll and commenting on it. Oh ya, i don’t think this DVD is even out yet. Comes out next week on the 25th i think. I bought my copy last week for like 3.50. LOLZ i love bootlegs.
Dead and Breakfast: HAHAHA i love this movie. It’s stupidly good. Let me just say this… if you liked Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive (or Braindead depending where you live) and Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead movies, then you’ll probably love this flick. It’s weird, it’s kooky, it’s super gory. It’s great. Oh and Gina Phillips is so fucking hot (she’s the chick in the first Jeepers Creepers movie), i want to have sexual intercourse with her. HOT. FUCKING HOTTTTT. I love her. Loved her in Jeepers Creepers too.
SOCOM 3: IS FUCKING AWESOME. Buy it.
SSX On Tour: i thought it was a lot better than SSX3. I still like SSX Tricky better though. But i love the presentation on this new game. It’s awesome. I say buy this game. Oh and the music is pretty sweet too. Better than most of the EA TRAX selections on other EA games.
Burnout Revenge: Okay so i forgot to take a picture of this one. But i got it. And… i don’t like it as much as Burnout 3. Why? Because of the fucking traffic checking. Takes all the skill out of the game. I mean, why dodge same way traffic when you can just ram ’em? Stupid. I better not see this stupid new feature in the next Burnout game. Take that shit out.
Grand total spent on buying all these games and DVDs: US$52.51
Grand total spent if YOU were to buy these games and DVDs: probably like US$900+
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