It’s been a long time, long time
I shouldn’t have left you, left
Without a dope chick to fap to
Fap to, fap to, fap to
Fap to, fap to
Freaky-freaky

For some reason the opening lines to Aaliyah’s Try Again seemed appropriate for this post.

Questions is though; is Kristen Bell fappable to? I don’t think i could fap to her. Well… ok that’s a lie. I fapped to Natalie Portman so i could probably fap to Kristen Bell too. Though i think Nat has bigger boobies than Kris. Nonetheless, more fappable chicks to come if she doesn’t float your little tugboat. I’ve just been busy this past week. Hence the lack of posts.

I fapped to her when she was still on ESPN’s Fitness Beach.

Currently using a RAZR. Don’t like Nokias. Not really into 3G. Could care less about overall sexiness or form factor. But i don’t want a fat ugly American-y flip phone either, like that thing Katherine Heigl is holding.

Leaning towards getting either one of these:

Sony Ericsson w800i

Sony Ericsson w900i

Sony Ericsson p910i

Probably by tomorrow or this weekend. Will likely get a p910i in the end though. Unless anybody can convince me otherwise.

Would wait for the p990i which comes out in March 06 but it’ll probably be super duper wallet busting expensive, plus i don’t really need/want any 3G crap (though it is, overall, remarkably improved over the p910i, 3G notwithstanding).

So yeah.

Oh. The w900i – i’m only considering it because it’s the latest thing out.

But if i really had to choose one out of the three, it’ll probably be a battle between the w800i and the p910i, only because they’re in the same price range.

The w900i costs like an arm and a leg right now.

What phone are you using?

Did somebody like, punch her two front teeth in or something?

Looks like she shaves?

Ellen Page looks kinda cute in that promo shot of hers. She plays Shadowcat in the movie.

So i haven’t been watching Lost in the past coupla weeks (i usually just download the eps off of bittorrent) but apparently i haven’t really been missing much because the show’s on hiatus again? Well that’s certainly a load off my shoulders because here i am like thinking “ZOMG i missed another week of Lost!!!”. I hear it’s coming back sometime in January.

But in the meantime, here’s Evangeline Lilly on a beach in a bikini.

Hot Bod or Man Bod?

Got this e-mail the other day. Should please that dude who wanted Laura Foy pics.

had read somewhere that she used to do a radio show on the internet before getting that gig on G4. Well they said she pierced her nipple live on the show and there are pics of it in a yahoo group about her. And they had said once that she had her girlfriend in to visit so i was like ……..Right?

Then i found this site devoted to her while looking for rare Tina Wood pics.

http://laurafoy.net/picture-archive/photo-shoots Lezbo pics, a whole gang’a dikes

Now i know why they call her Thug. And i always thought she was going out with Tommy Tallarico.

Well we’ve already seen her naked in that Playboy shoot she did but here’s some beach bikini pics of her anyway.

PS: I fapped to her in Wild Things back in 1998.

What is it about her that makes her sooo fappin’ hot?

I can’t place it. But me definitely likes it.

So i haven’t actually fapped to her but someday, it will happen. I’m just waiting for the inevitable bikini beach pics or red carpet nip slip. Or maybe the bathtub scene in Pulse will do. Once it’s out.

I fap too much.