From Yahoo! News:

The naked truth: The shutterbug who snapped photos of a topless
Jennifer Aniston is sorry. Sort of.

Peter Brandt told ABC News Radio Tuesday that he never intended to sell the titillating pictures, but that sending them to publications along with other photos was “maybe my mistake.”

Brandt claims he broke no laws in taking the pictures and that the former Friends star was at least partially to blame.

“She’s the one who went out there topless,” Brandt said. “I didn’t go looking for it.

“When I saw her come out topless, I go, ‘Oh, God, this is not what I want, this is not what people want to buy anyway.’ “

I’LL BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR.

How about that chick from the Narnia movie eh?

She reminds me a bit of Emily Browning.

They both got LIPS.

I just got back from seeing the movie by the way. It was alright. I remember watching the TV series back in the day.

Here’s one of the pics she’s suing over.

Only a thumbnail for now. Will post the fullsize versions if they ever show up online.

So i got another e-mail from the Oldboy ranter but this time, he’s got a question that i don’t really know the answer to.

But hey, seeing as to how there’s a surprisingly large number of Asians reading the site (judging from all the “hey i’m asian and i…” comments people have been leaving), maybe they can shed some light on this.

Subject: asians and chest hair

Do asian people have chest hair? Is it qualitatively/quantiatively different from the caucasian stuff?

Alright. I can’t resist. Must post these pics of Isla Fisher even if it kills my bandwidth. She’s just too hot. Justin is your friend. The new server’s still in the middle of being set up by the way. No word yet on when it’ll be online. But until then, all other galleries are still offline.

So i may be alone on this one but i LOVE Diane Farr. Thought she was incredibly sexy on both The Job (cancelled 2001 ABC series) and Rescue Me (best FX show next to Nip/Tuck). Never saw her stint on MTV’s Loveline though. I think that was like back in 1998. What was it like? I only discovered her after i bought The Job and Rescue Me season 1 on DVD. Anybody else a fan?

Alright so things’ll probably be a little slow this week. And i’m probably gonna have to take all the hi res galleries offline for a coupla days to conserve bandwidth on this server. Otherwise the site’s gonna die in like 3 or 4 days, for the rest of the month. (5 days in and i’m already at like 60% usage)

Anyway, i just bought a new dedicated server over the weekend which i’ll use to host the galleries. There’ll technically be no monthly bandwidth limits on that server so i won’t have to worry about going over like i do on this one.

So yeah, no worries. Normal pic updates will resume once everything’s all set up. The new server’s probably gonna go online this Tuesday barring any unexpected delays. Galleries, a coupla days later (once i have them all uploaded). I think we can all live without the picture updates for a bit.

Besides, we all really come here for the scintillating articles and insightful comments anyway.

So. What’s up with you guys? How was your weekend?

Ooooh so Kristen Bell’s doing a movie with the sister fucker from Lost. I’d heard about the movie but didn’t know who was in it until now. Oh and it’s apparently another American remake of a Japanese horror flick. It’s called Pulse. The original’s called Kairo.

The remake looks pretty good. I’ve seen the DVD of the original on store shelves but haven’t actually watched it. But i’m probably better off seeing the remake first, rather than the other way around. Although the original seems to be already pretty good as it is…

But yeah, Pulse. I wanna watch it solely for the potential nip slip potential of this particular scene.

There has GOT to be some Kristen Bell nipple in that shot. GOT to be.

And so, i got this email the other day from some guy who had an issue about me being creeped out by the ending of Oldboy. Funny because i don’t think i’ve ever even discussed that movie on this site. At least not at length. Maybe i have but i know i was never ‘creeped out’ by it. It’s shocking, like a punch in the gut kinda shocking, like Skeleton Key OMG! shocking, but definitely not creepy. So i have no idea where this dude got the idea that i was creeped out by it. But hey, if you can find where it is that i said it was creepy, then i’ll eat my words.

Oh. Oldboy spoilers abound in the e-mail to follow.

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I think i love her. She’s so CUTE.

And so NAKED in this picture!!

Kristen Bell
(actor, Veronica Mars)

Best time to be naked: “I rarely wear clothes when i’m home by myself. I love making breakfast naked. But you’ve got to make sure the gardener’s not coming that day.”

Look close enough and you can totally see nipple.

Alright maybe just areola. Through her shirt. Fap fap?

(i wouldn’t. she’s hideous)