GOD DAMN GIRL. WEAR A TAMPON.

DURING ETTA JAMES’ FUNERAL NO LESS.

I’m sure this is one period in her life she would love to forget.

Is this better or worse than when Fergie peed herself on stage while singing?

Home Alone.

Some nice shots of her cleavage in this video of some photoshoot she did for VIBE.

Petite but stacked!

Or is it just an illusion?

These are obviously from TMZ as you can tell from the obnoxious watermarks.

Now we know what her face looks like when she goes down on a dude.

Oh Miley.

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KIND OF STILL WANT.

Oddly enough, they got me thinking about Amanda Bynes’ nips and what hers reportedly look like.

PUFFY.

Not those lips, the ones on her face!

She’s my new Dakota Fanning.

wub.

Fun Fact: Chloe Moretz wasn’t even born yet when the Sony Playstation 1 came out.

GOD I’M SO OLD.

A WOMAN told yesterday how a one-in-a-million medical condition led to her being born with TWO fully-formed vaginas.

Hazel Jones, 27, said it means she has lost her virginity TWICE.

– THE Sun

Sometimes you hear about stories like this and you think, “two vaginas! awesome!” but then you’re thinking, “ah, but she’s probably ugly” but then:

Oh yeah.

I’d hit it.

TWICE.

There’s video of her two vaginas if you’re really curious.

She’s so punk.

Wait, what. She’s also only 14?