It’s possibly the worst movie i’ve seen this year and yet, as much as it sucks, i totally love it too. Sure, the girls don’t have boobs as big as their videogame counterparts and the movie does have the hideously ugly Devon Aoki in it but Jaime Pressly (who is looking fucking fit and totally hot in this flick) and Sarah Carter (SO pretty – like a cross between Sarah Chalke and Kristen Bell) totally makes up for Devon Aoki’s fucking alien looking face.
Jaime Pressly could probably crush my penis with her vagina muscles.
In fact, this movie was so bad that my girlfriend who had absolutely no interest whatsoever in wanting to watch the flick actually couldn’t take her eyes off the screen. Though she did have this look of disgust the whole time and she kept hitting me everytime something sexy happened onscreen (like the beach volleyball scene – FAP!!!!!) but yeah, i got to make her watch Dead Or Alive! HA HA.
Volleyball + Jumping girls = Boobies all over the place!!
Now if i can only get her to play DOAX2 (or at least watch me play).
Though i haven’t really been playing DOAX2 as much as i’ve been watching it. All i ever really do in that game is make the girls relax or prance around doing girly things while i try to manouvoure the in game camera to get the best view of their jiggling boobies.
So anyway, my favorite DOA girl from the movie is Helena. Played by Sarah Carter. I like Sarah Carter. Jaime Pressly comes in at a close second. I fapped to Jaime in Poison Ivy: The New Seduction last week, before seeing DOA. And i never even really liked Jaime Pressly to begin with. But after watching her in My Name Is Earl and now DOA, she’s grown on me and i’ve decided that i do like her and i happen to think she’s quite fappable to. To which i did. And what a great fap it was! AAA+++ Will fap to again!
Old Playboy pics of Jaime here and here. And a coupla Sarah ones from DOA here.