I’m pretty sure i fapped to Kelly Hu’s hoohoos in The Scorpion King.

So what’s everybody doing for Valentine’s day today?

Me, i will be fapping to… to…

Well… i haven’t really decided who to fap to yet.

But i will be fapping!

I fapped to her in Dracula and Autumn in New York (nipslip!). Oh and not to mention Reality Bites. I think i wore out my VHS tape fapping to her in Reality Bites (you know, that one scene, where she’s stomping along that hallway all pissed off (and jiggly) after she sees what Ben Stiller did with all the footage of her friends).

Oh and have you guys seen her in Mr. Deeds? Holy crap she’s so jiggly in that movie. Winona Ryder has the jiggliest boobies in Hollywood. And that’s a fact!

I went out and bought a coupla games yesterday. Picked up Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney for Nintendo DS and 24: The Game for PS2.

Haven’t really played Pheonix Wright yet but i hear it’s pretty hard to find in stores nowadays. Apparently Capcom underestimated its demand/popularity and i think it’s pretty much out of print now. I hear they don’t even list the game on their website anymore. So yeah, i’m pretty glad i own the game. Win!

By the way, 24 kinda sucks. Half an hour into the game and i’m already into the 3rd hour of the day. So the game definitely doesn’t run in real time. The plot’s kinda confusing too. Doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, but then again i’m only just into the third hour. The game comes on two discs for some reason. Strange because i’m pretty sure all the cutscenes were done on the fly and not in FMV. Or maybe i just didn’t notice it was FMV.

Anyway, the Reiko Aylesworth characther model in the game looks pretty terrible. It makes my penis sad. The Elisha model is pretty accurate though: ugly. Just like Elisha in real life.

Reiko > Elisha. FACT.

Anyway, here’s some Elisha pics.

Looks better as a blonde. But still ugly nonetheless. UGGGGLLLYYYYYY.

I have no idea who she is or why she is famous but here’s her Playboy shoot.

I love you Kristen Bell.

PS: I am going to fap to your spread.

While watching the uncensored promo reel for Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction, i actually thought i heard penile fracture happening. Comes in at about a minute into the video. Something audibly *cracks* and it happens while Sharon Stone is fucking some guy. I was like OMG PENILE FRACTURE.

You know, i would totally do 48 year old Sharon Stone.

Then again i’d also do 59 year old Susan Sarandon so that probably comes as no surprise.

I defy you to not to look at her boobs and search for any signs of nipple.

You know. Sometimes. A fine ass can make up for small boobies. And this coming from someone who thinks boobies > ass.

(Classic) WWE Divas that i have fapped to include: Sunny, Sable, Trish, Marlena, Stephanie McMahon and Jackie.

Oh wait, does Chyna count?

Just posting this for the sake of completedness. This popped up online while the site was down last week.

Her weird neck is distracting me from looking at her butt!