Did somebody mention Alexis Bledel in the comments? Or was that Amber Tamblyn. Oh who cares. Amber has a mongoloid head and Alexis has scary blue eyes. I could never fap to either of them.

Maybe if she wore brown contact lenses or something.

Same goes for Daveigh Chase too.

Piercing blue eyes makes my penis sad.

I have fapped to every movie Jennifer Tilly’s been naked in.

Oh and did i ever make a post about these old pics of her? Not sure if i have. Nevertheless…

Jennifer Tilly = I’d hit it

PS: Bound is the best lesbian heist movie ever.

A little something for everyone in here me thinks. I uploaded these like, months and months ago but never got around to actually posting about it.

I fapped to the Paris Hilton sextape.

Into The Blue DVD caps. Including the nip slip!

I still hate her.

Looks like she had those implants taken out?

I fapped to her in Prozac Nation.

Then again i think everybody fapped to her in Prozac Nation.

It’s been a long time, long time
I shouldn’t have left you, left
Without a dope chick to fap to
Fap to, fap to, fap to
Fap to, fap to
Freaky-freaky

For some reason the opening lines to Aaliyah’s Try Again seemed appropriate for this post.

Questions is though; is Kristen Bell fappable to? I don’t think i could fap to her. Well… ok that’s a lie. I fapped to Natalie Portman so i could probably fap to Kristen Bell too. Though i think Nat has bigger boobies than Kris. Nonetheless, more fappable chicks to come if she doesn’t float your little tugboat. I’ve just been busy this past week. Hence the lack of posts.

I fapped to her when she was still on ESPN’s Fitness Beach.