Uh…

So i got another e-mail from the Oldboy ranter but this time, he’s got a question that i don’t really know the answer to.

But hey, seeing as to how there’s a surprisingly large number of Asians reading the site (judging from all the “hey i’m asian and i…” comments people have been leaving), maybe they can shed some light on this.

Subject: asians and chest hair

Do asian people have chest hair? Is it qualitatively/quantiatively different from the caucasian stuff?

Isla Fisher / Diane Farr

Alright. I can’t resist. Must post these pics of Isla Fisher even if it kills my bandwidth. She’s just too hot. Justin is your friend. The new server’s still in the middle of being set up by the way. No word yet on when it’ll be online. But until then, all other galleries are still offline.

So i may be alone on this one but i LOVE Diane Farr. Thought she was incredibly sexy on both The Job (cancelled 2001 ABC series) and Rescue Me (best FX show next to Nip/Tuck). Never saw her stint on MTV’s Loveline though. I think that was like back in 1998. What was it like? I only discovered her after i bought The Job and Rescue Me season 1 on DVD. Anybody else a fan?

BORING SITE NEWS ZZZZZZ

Alright so things’ll probably be a little slow this week. And i’m probably gonna have to take all the hi res galleries offline for a coupla days to conserve bandwidth on this server. Otherwise the site’s gonna die in like 3 or 4 days, for the rest of the month. (5 days in and i’m already at like 60% usage)

Anyway, i just bought a new dedicated server over the weekend which i’ll use to host the galleries. There’ll technically be no monthly bandwidth limits on that server so i won’t have to worry about going over like i do on this one.

So yeah, no worries. Normal pic updates will resume once everything’s all set up. The new server’s probably gonna go online this Tuesday barring any unexpected delays. Galleries, a coupla days later (once i have them all uploaded). I think we can all live without the picture updates for a bit.

Besides, we all really come here for the scintillating articles and insightful comments anyway.

So. What’s up with you guys? How was your weekend?

PULSE

Ooooh so Kristen Bell’s doing a movie with the sister fucker from Lost. I’d heard about the movie but didn’t know who was in it until now. Oh and it’s apparently another American remake of a Japanese horror flick. It’s called Pulse. The original’s called Kairo.

The remake looks pretty good. I’ve seen the DVD of the original on store shelves but haven’t actually watched it. But i’m probably better off seeing the remake first, rather than the other way around. Although the original seems to be already pretty good as it is…

But yeah, Pulse. I wanna watch it solely for the potential nip slip potential of this particular scene.

There has GOT to be some Kristen Bell nipple in that shot. GOT to be.

And so, i got this email the other day from some guy who had an issue about me being creeped out by the ending of Oldboy. Funny because i don’t think i’ve ever even discussed that movie on this site. At least not at length. Maybe i have but i know i was never ‘creeped out’ by it. It’s shocking, like a punch in the gut kinda shocking, like Skeleton Key OMG! shocking, but definitely not creepy. So i have no idea where this dude got the idea that i was creeped out by it. But hey, if you can find where it is that i said it was creepy, then i’ll eat my words.

Oh. Oldboy spoilers abound in the e-mail to follow.

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Kristen Bell

I think i love her. She’s so CUTE.

And so NAKED in this picture!!

Kristen Bell
(actor, Veronica Mars)

Best time to be naked: “I rarely wear clothes when i’m home by myself. I love making breakfast naked. But you’ve got to make sure the gardener’s not coming that day.”

Zhang Ziyi

I have the yellow fever for Zhang Ziyi.

She’s so pretty!

It’s too bad she’ll never do any real nude scenes though. Chinese actresses rarely do.

Shu Qi doesn’t count because she was a softcore porn actress before she went mainstream.