These wacky 19 year olds need to watch how they pose in dresses like this. So new to the game, and already a nip slip.

I like this chick. I haven’t watched her show yet (The War at Home on FOX) but i might just start. She’s cute!

Verdict: I’D DEFINITELY HIT IT WITHOUT QUESTION.

Of Jennifer Aniston and Michelle Rodriguez. There’s also a coupla ‘new (but old)’ beach pics of Jessica Alba online but i’m tired of seeing her stupid ass!!!

Caught on the beach at the Hamptons!

I think it’s safe to say that TEH BOOBS ARE BACK!! Or at the very least COMING BACK!!

Her freckles are still pretty fucking disgusting though.

Verdict: I’D (STILL) HIT IT ONCE AGAIN.

I fapped to Rosario Dawson in Alexander.

From the Chicago Sun-Times:

Q. Speaking of which, you get lots of attention for your looks.

A. I do, but that’s because I’m good-looking for a comic, for a Jew, for a … you know what I mean? I think guys who think I’m hot are like, ‘I think she’s hot.’ Like, they think they’re the only one. Like, I’m very approachable, I seem attainable. I mean, I understand. When they call me ‘coltish,’ I know it’s a nice way to say horse-face. [laughs] But it’s true. I Googled myself and I saw that I was No. 6 on some list. Ooooo, No. 6! Sarah Silverman! I was so excited and I clicked on it and it was a list of long, horsey-faced people. No. 2? Abraham Lincoln.

Horsey-faced?

Tap the brakes there, chief. Sarah is teh sex fuck hot pussy fuck balls.

Here’s a look at Ashlee’s spread in the new Blender.

Watch the teaser trailer!

BOOBIES!

What. The fuck. Is this.