Anne Hathaway is pretty ugly.

And hairy.

And has sweaty armpits.

Rumors on the internets says she’s engaged to Jared Leto.

Notice the huge rock on her finger?

And it only cost me 8 bucks!

Time to go start a CPU vs CPU bra and panties match and start fapping.

PS: Is King Kong even supposed to be out yet?

The WB just canceled 7th Heaven! NOOOOOOO! I guess we won’t be seeing Mackie grow up to be a slut like her brother Simon is on the show. They cancelled it because it was getting to be too expensive to keep making more episodes. 7th Heaven ends its run after 10 seasons.

In other news, FOX just cancelled Arrested Development. Not that i care because i don’t watch the show but i know it’s got somewhat of a diehard fanbase. Another case of a critically acclaimed show that nobody watched. Arrested Development ends its run after 2 and half disappointingly low rated seasons.

But anyway, how about this season’s Lost eh? Solid first season… second season… ehhhh…. i dunno. Jury’s still out. Kinda hard to predict where everything’s going since the writers are just pretty much making things up as they go along (the DVD said so). But yeah, no more 3 week hiatuses please. It’s bad enough that they advance the plot JUST A LITTLE BIT in each episode and that we have to wait a week between each new little smidgeon of info, adding hiatuses into the mix just makes it worse. This is why i much prefer watching TV on DVD. All the plot in one whole sitting (if you can stomach it).

I once watched the entire second season of 24 in one day (almost real time!). It was like watching a 24 hour movie. And oh hey, season 5 of 24 this January. Here’s the trailer if you missed it.

So what’s been grabbing you guys’ attention in TV land lately?

What was the last thing you fapped to.

Unsexiest Hayden Panettiere picture ever.

And it looks like she’s got the yellow fever.

Speaking of yellow, i got this e-mail a coupla days ago:

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From: ZHIYONG CUI cuizhiyong2001@yahoo.com.cn
To: psykotik@gmail.com
Date: Nov 8, 2005 4:57 PM
Subject: How are you?

Hi girl:
How are you? I want to know you.
br
Jimmy
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What the fuck. I’m not a girl! Stupid Chinaman!

Jessica Alba IS ugly!!! You are the faggot!!!

Oh and the PSP sucks!!!!!

I don’t even like having this trash on my server space. And look at the way jmazone.de proudly, pompously displays its logo on the photos as if they’d taken them themselves. What if i plastered dontlinkthis.net over every pic i put up. It’s a fucking photo. It’s like signing your neighbor’s car because you saw it. Idiots. “Hey look at these pics of Jessica Alba. Look how great these photos are dontlinkthis.net dontlinkthis.net”

So i was all set to buy Guitar Hero from Red Octane until i got to the checkout screen, only to find out that the global shipping cost would be 60 bucks. FUCK THAT. It’s a shame too. Apparently Guitar Hero is fucking awesome.

Oh well, i guess i’ll just be getting Mario Kart DS. And MAYBE Socom Fireteam Bravo. Unless of course if i can just download the game and play it off my memory stick HA HA HA NO MONEY FOR YOU SONY.

So, only a coupla more weeks till the next generation hits. Anybody here getting an Xbox 360 at launch? I’m debating whether i should wait a few months before i get one. Or maybe wait until the 2nd generation of games are out. Because we all know launch titles usually suck. That said, the only game i’m really looking forward to playing is Project Gotham Racing 3. And that’s probably not even coming out in the launch window. Other than that, what else is there? Kameo? Haha Kameo is for fags. You play a fairy in the game! Perfect Dark Zero? I never really got into Perfect Dark on the N64. Granted, i only got around to playing it for the first time in 2004, but still, how in the hell did you all manage play that game anyway? It’s framey as shit. It’s amazing the games we tolerated back then. And it wasn’t even that long ago! Perfect Dark came out in 2000! Star Fox on the SNES probably had a better framerate.

But yeah, PGR 3 looks totally sweet. I look forward to playing with faggots on Xbox Live who freak out everytime you race dirty and give them little love taps while they’re taking a corner. Fucking whiners.

Maybe i’m more suited for Burnout. But that franchise isn’t on the 360 yet.

I’m currently playing Burnout Legends (which i downloaded) on PSP because Burnout Revenge sucks. Stupid traffic checking. Burnout Legends kinda sucks too but only because there’s no Infrastructure mode. Ad Hoc my ass. Sony’s online strategy sucks. Shit, they don’t even have one in place for the PS3.

Xbox Live and Nintendo WiFi for teh win!

PS: I’m also getting Animal Crossing DS when it comes out. Animal Crossing rules! Time to go take my Nintendog for a walk now.

I hate Winnie Cooper. But i like Danica McKellar. How does that work?

But anyway, look at that bod! Wow! Sexiest mathematician on earth! Fuckin’ right doggy, that’s good cake!

JOJO OR ALYSON STONER?