From: dudemanphat
Date: Oct 15, 2005 3:47 AM
Subject: amanda bynesjustin,
i know how you love the bynes. i just found out one of my best friends was in her theater group here in the LA valley when she was little. apparently, bynes was a “HUGE bitch” back then (her exact words). the girl also sent me pics of 9-year-old bynes in the sound of music.
all the best,
I HATED her in The Jacket. I wanted to slap that bitch of a character of hers during that one scene in her apartment. In fact, that scene alone has made me hate Keira Knightley in real life.
That said, did anybody else find it creepy when Adrien Brody has sex with her, and then goes back in time the next day or something to meet up with like the 8 year old version of Keira’s character in the movie? PEDO.
Will i watch Domino?
Only because Tony Scott is directing.
I think i read somewhere that they had to airbrush her chest to make it look like she had cleavage for the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Because she’s so FLAT.
Did i hear somebody say Amanda Bynes?
What’s so special about this girl?
She has as much appeal to me as Jessica Alba does.
None.
With video. Hmm. Tempting. I could care less about the MP3 playback (i rarely ever listen to music) but being able to download TV shows and store movies and stuff? I likes the sound of that. Pricey though. $399 for the 60 gig version? I think i might just stick with getting an Xbox 360.
These two look so much alike.
They could probably pass off as sisters.
I still can’t decide who’s hotter.
Evi definitely has the better face though.
LOOK AT HER.
SO PERFECT.
I LOVE YOU AMANDA BYNES.
<3 <3 <3
Looks like IGN didn’t fire her (that was just wishing thinking on my part). And there i was getting used to the fact that no more of her stupid WTF articles were being put up. But she’s back. Apparently from Japan or something (she should’ve just stayed there and never come back).
Anyhow…
From: Brennan
Date: Oct 11, 2005 1:48 PM
Subject: chobot livehttp://babes.entertainment.ign.com/articles/652/652951p1.html
apparently you could meet chobot if you still lived in the states. you should send a fellow chobot-hater in your stead.
I should!
Send somebody in my stead that is (i’d rather meet my maker than meet Jessica Chobot).
Who lives in Cali? Or anywhere near Anaheim. Go meet the Chobot if you’ve got nothing else to do. Prepare a sign beforehand. Make it say “I <3 FUBAR” with dontlinkthis.net right under it and make her hold it up while you take her picture! I will pay you $50 via PayPal if you can pull this off.
(i think it’s safe to say that my $50 won’t be going anywhere. unless somebody’s up for the challenge)
Interestingly enough, she lives in Michigan. Good thing i don’t live there anymore because it would’ve probably made me hate her even more knowing that she was in the same state i was in.
“I just got the green light to fly on out (perfect timing to get away from the “freeze-yo’-ass-off” Michigan weather)”
Hey! I like the “freeze-yo’-ass-off” Michigan weather!!!!!!
*shakes fist*
Because we all love her.
I do.
Mmmm.
Amannnnndaaaaaa.