Voicemail

Yup. I set up another one of those voicemail thingies over at ureach.com. It’ll only be up for 7 days though (it’s a 7 day free trial thing) so get your messages in while you can.

  • 1-877-290-1905 – (don’t worry, it’s toll free)
  • As always, i’ll be posting up the best messages on the site so try to at least be somewhat entertaining. And make sure you speak loud and clearly! Let’s see what you all can come up with.

    Update:

  • Voicemails
  • ORIGINAL COMMENTS

    Bad news?

    Not sure if everybody knows but there’s a current RIAA-ish crackdown on hi res images on the net right now. So hi res pics might probably be a little harder to come by.

    See, one of the best sources for hi res pics (dainews.nu) was hit with a copyright infringement notice from lawyers.

    Apparently this all started when some eBay user was selling some Jessica Alba photos with the Dai watermark removed in an auction. A member on Dai’s site decided to bid on a pic and then back out at the last minute – questioning the legitimacy of the work. Whoever the seller was is also a member at Dai’s site because the guy that bid on the pic outed the seller in an e-mail by their screen name. The seller then had all his auctions terminated when the good samaritan reported him. The seller then reported Dainews to the company that legally owns these hi res pic so as to kill source material from getting on Dainews.

    It was MediaVast that issued out the cease and desist letter. Mediavast is also affiliated with WireImage, FilmMagic, Contour Photos and WireImageSTOCK. All sources of hi res pictures on the net.

    MediaVast is also slowly going after other sites that are distributing these hi res pics. See, they don’t want people sharing these hi res pics anymore. At least not for free. And definitely not for a price on any other site besides their own.

    WireImage, for example, charges something like $79.95/month for access to their entire archive of pics. By having other people share those hi res pics outside of their site, they’re pretty much losing money that way.

    Take a look at the message Desperado put on his site:

    “As of today, this site will no longer offer HQ type pictures. There are too many potential problems going on these days, and we do not need them. This site is free; let’s keep it that way. From this point on only caps, collages, scans, etc. will fill these pages.

    Remember, unless it is a vidcap or some other non HQ image, it will no longer appear on this site.”

    So what does this all mean? Well, as you all probably know, i LOVE posting hi res pics on fubar. I don’t know if i’ll still be posting them up as much, seeing as to how they *might* be harder to find, but i also wouldn’t want any trouble from lawyers and crap. Not that they would ever come for me but hey, you never know.

    Anyhow, it’s still too early to tell what’s gonna happen. Maybe things’ll change, maybe they won’t. We’ll just have to see. After all, people are still sharing MP3’s like crazy aren’t they?

    ORIGINAL COMMENTS

    <3

    ——————
    To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
    Subject: ..I love you..
    From: Lipglossdstars
    Date: Mon, 5 Jul 2004 16:25:30 EDT

    Hey, I just had to tell you that I love you and your site. And when I say ‘I love you’.. I mean, I really do love you. I want to marry you. But no, really..I love your site and all of the beautiful broads you post pictures of. I can even forgive you for choosing Avril over Ashlee Simpson, after all.. what would our relationship, er.. my out of control obsession with you be without forgiveness, right?

    Oh, one more thing.. since you seem to enjoy spider-man so much, I thought you would like to see some pictures of some other crazed fans. My personal favorite is #5.

    hot_pants_crew: Spidy is down with the hot pants crowd!

    <3 Deana
    —————

    Oh God that’s so hot. The e-mail i mean. Not those pics in that link. Which, if you haven’t already checked it out, WTF??????

    I’ll say it again, WTF??????

    But yeah, on a related note, Spider-Man 2. $180.1 mil baby. Sam Raimi, you have a hell of a lot to be proud of. *two thumbs up* You are officially my most favoritest director EVER. GOOD. FUCKING. JOB.

    Anyhow, Deana. <3 back atcha.

    Yep. Chicks dig the site.

    ORIGINAL COMMENTS

    E-mail

    Got this in my hotmail account. Which i only ever check like, once or twice a month at best. It’s dated 3rd of July.

    —————-
    i was wondering…. how old are you? and why is ur site all about teen stars? or that is what it is mostly about. i was thinking how gross it would be if most of the people who visit you’re site r dirty old men. i’m not writing to u to tell u how sick u r or anything but it’s crazy how guys can be so stupid… what is so great about teens that r not even that beautiful like ummm hilary duff she isnt even that pretty. is it just like ‘o she’s not 18 yet so i wanna screw her b/c its soooo wrong…’ what about truley beautiful girls in their 20’s. i just think thats ridiculous, btw i’m 17. so, once the girls turn 18 do u just stop obssesing over them or what? and do u take ur site seriously or do u just do it for the dirty old men? the thought is so yucky, i know what its like when old guys and all guys look at u n try to imagine what u look like naked… n i dont think all of those girls like it either, we feel so violated, but u wouldnt know what thats like and probably don’t care.. well could u write me back please and just answer my q’s. thanx cuz i’m curious.
    —————-

    Looks like another case of taking things too seriously around here!

    For the record, i actually do have female visitors that strangely enough, like the site for what it is (don’t really know why though) and generally have no problems with it. This is really the first time anybody has ever complained about the content. Anybody without a penis at least.

    But yes! It’s true! Guys are fucking stupid. Just take a look at some of the fine specimens that leave comments and frequent the forums around here.

    Anyway, yeah, you are taking things a little too seriously. I don’t blame you though because on the surface, things do look a bit dubious around here.. and first time visitors probably won’t be hip to all the jokes that are bubbling below the surface but stick around long enough and you’ll see that things aren’t really what they seem (i.e this isn’t really a pedo site). Sure there’s a lot of fucking perverts that visit the site… not knowing that half the time, everyone else that isn’t a pervert that also visit the site; are shaking their heads at the real fucking perverts that do visit the site. Does that make any sense? Probably not.

    It’s hard to explain but generally speaking, you’d have to look past all the layers of bullshit (and trust me, there’s a lot of bullshit around here) to really see what this site is really all about. Some people ‘get it‘. A lot still don’t.

    Pretentious? Maybe. But it is somewhat true.

    On the contrary, you could probably argue that this site IS as bad as it looks but it depends on how you see things. There’s a little something for everybody around here. And also a lot that isn’t. I’ll tell you what, there’s a whole lot worse out there than what you can find here. It really only looks worse than it seems.

    Plus, there IS that disclaimer up there. Which, it seems, nobody ever takes seriously. But really, you should!

    Anyway, you win some, you lose some. Can’t please everybody. But those that do ‘get it’, it’s good to have you on board. Like these chicks.

    —————
    To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
    Subject: female fubar visitor
    From: Jenny Shayler
    Date: Sat, 12 Jun 2004 19:21:40 +0100

    i’m a girl from oxford, england.. and i read fubar everyday. I’m surprised that you didn’t think u had many female visitors. i think ur really witty and ur fascination with underage girls is amusing. fubar’s a really good read… most of the time. I still can’t forgive you for the ureathral vibrators post and the subsequent comments. have faith in the females of the species… they will come and they will laugh at the fubarness. they rejoiced and it was good

    jenny 😛
    —————

    —————
    To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
    Subject: Hey there
    From: alison
    Date: Sun, 13 Jun 2004 03:30:00 +0000

    Hi,

    I’ve been to your site off and on, mostly to check out pics of lindsay lohan and a while back to read all the crap about libby hoeler. Although I generally find your site interesting I just want you to know that I am APPALLED that you don’t like the movie The Ice Cream Man. Im assuming you mean the one with clint howard??? Thats one of my ALL TIME favorite movies!!! Just thought Id let you know.

    -Alison
    —————

    See? They’re cool.

    And to show that this is an equal opportunity site, here’s two pictures of some hot guys!

    Mmmmm… I’d hit it. Both of them. They’re like twins.

    ORIGINAL COMMENTS