And not just normal porn, BEHIND THE SCENES PORN! Some of you may have heard about this one network of porn sites that include bookwormbitches.com, myfirstsexteacher.com, dirtylatinamaids.com etc etc. Well they also have this one site called insidenaughtyamerica.com and it’s basically just a site that has behind the scenes vids of all their porn shoots. It’s actually pretty facinating. Seeing all the pornstars out of character and just being themselves. You don’t really get to see the other side of the industry all that often. At least i don’t. If you’re a real hardcore porno addict, this kind of stuff is probably nothing new.

Anyhow, here’s how to get in.

Go to insidenaughtyamerica.com and click on the members area. It’ll prompt you for a login and password. Don’t put in anything. Just hit OK and you voila! You’re in!

Talk about security flaws.

It only works with insidenaughtyamerica.com though. Doesn’t seem to work with any of the other sites within their network.

Have fun.

Update:

They found out about the trick and fixed it. Wouldn’t have happened if someone hadn’t posted a HYPERLINK to their site from this site in the comments!!!!!

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Would i hit it?

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You know, i think those of us in the US are probably gonna get a slightly censored version (or at least, slightly different version) of the Star Wars trilogy boxset when it finally comes out this September.

Check it out:

• DVD Trailer – French vs. US Comparison

The above comparison features the French DVD trailer on the top, and the US domestic version on the bottom. Both have the same runtime; the comparison illustrates subtle changes made to the new Special Edition version of the film – so subtle, in fact, you will likely have to go frame by frame to catch them.

• More censored goodness (original vs. special edition)

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Got my copies of The Ultimate Versus and 2LDK in the mail today. Which is fucking awesome because i only placed my order like 4 days ago. Usually it takes about a week from the day that i pay to the day that the stuff finally arrives.

I never did mention 2LDK in my last movie post did i? It’s another Japanese flick and it’s part of this Duel Project that this one guy had with Ryuhei Kitamura (the guy who made Versus).

Imagine, if you will, two Japanese directors who meet at a film festival, each familiar with (and appreciative of) each other’s work. Then imagine a night of binge drinking that leads to the gauntlet being thrown down – a little friendly competition to see who can make the best “Duel to the Death” film. Then throw in a few rules like 1) The script can contain no more than 2-3 characters 2) The film must be shot in seven days and on a small budget 3) the film can only take place in one setting, and most importantly 4) at least one character must die. Thus, the Duel Project was born.

More details about the Duel Project over here.

I haven’t actually seen 2LDK yet, but i do have Aragami on DVD (the other Duel Project movie; Kitamura’s, and it’s fucking great)

Here’s a short synopsis/review of 2LDK from some livejournal i found.

“2LDK, in Japan, refers to an apartment with two bedrooms, and a living, dining, kitchen. The whole movie takes place within the confines of one apartment and only involves two actresses (as per the rules of the Duel Project). They play actresses in the movie as well, competing with each other for the lead role in a film while being roommates together. As their evening in the apartement goes on, they find themselves fighting each other in bloody and ultraviolent fashion. At times it was difficult to watch them tear each others lovely faces apart, but powerful at the same time. Chainsaws, electrical appliances, swords – all used as they duel each other… It was awesome!”

And here’s an excerpt of a review from Film Threat:

“There’s black comedy and then there’s just plain sadistic. Yukihiko Tsutsumi’s “2LDK” is surely on the side of the latter. This little puppy is about as sick and twisted, and yet disturbingly hilarious, as any movie in recent memory. Think of it as a cross between “American Psycho” and that Miller Lite commercial where the two girls… oh I’m sure you remember. Throw in just a tad of “Tom and Jerry” cartoonishness, and you’ve got the cat fight to end all cat fights. The “Apocalypse Now” of cat fights, if you will. Two girls. One apartment. Zero patience.”

Mmm cat fight. Meow!

Speaking of cat fights. Is anybody actually going to see Catwoman tomorrow? May God have mercy on your soul.

Nevertheless, it’ll be interesting to see how it does at the box office come Monday. Me, i’m going to see The Bourne Supremacy. I already have a free ticket from the double dipped DVD that i bought (which i’ll probably sell off because it’s a fucking weak double dip).

Anyway, yeah, so i haven’t been giving the front page much love lately. Been busy with school and stuff. I had to go out and shoot some footage for this commercial that we were supposed to hand in on Wednesday (yesterday). Shot about 20 minutes of raw footage on Monday, for a commercial that’s only supposed to be 60 seconds long. And i spent the next two days editing the hell out of the thing and i gotta say, it came out pretty good. Fucking 66 shots in 60 seconds. I had 3 pages of storyboards for a commercial that’s supposed to be 60 seconds long and had a minimum requirement of just 10 camera angles. If i don’t get an A for it, then there’s no justice in the world (i got an A+ for my last video assignment. oh, it’s all for a Small Format Video class by the way).

My commercial was for Apple’s Final Cut Pro product. Although it wasn’t very Apple-like. It’s more like one of those Geico commercials where you have absolutely no fucking idea what it’s all about until you hear the punchline at the end. I love those Geico commercials.

“…but the good news is i just saved a whole buncha money on my car insurance using Geico!”

I won’t bother to tell you what actually happens in my commercial but just like the Duel Project, mine only has 2 people in it and it all takes place in one location. And i’d probably put it under the suspense/comedy genre. I guess that’s where those 66 cuts went; towards the suspense side of things.

Ahh… quick cutting MTV visuals.

And hey, i also managed to throw in a couple of Raimi-esque extreme closeup zooms.

Mmm… homage-y goodness.

I’d probably post up the commercial but i’m actually in the damn thing (i have one line) and fuck if i’m gonna show you how bad my ‘acting’ was.

How i managed to fuck up pretending to drink a bowl of soup is beyond me.

Suspense/Comedy? 66 shots in 60 seconds? Sam Raimi? See, i told you it wasn’t very Apple. The actual Apple product that i was advertising? Final Cut Pro HD

Oh and don’t worry. My next post will actually have babes and pictures in it. But for now, it’s time to watch The Ultimate Versus.

ps: i also bought ESPN NFL 2K5 for xbox today. i suck at it but hey, if you’ve got Live, add Psykotik 2000 to your buddylist and maybe i’ll let you rape my ass or something.

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Because if you play Doom 3, you’re going to HELL.

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Holy shit. Where the hell have i been? I knew that he was working on this but i didn’t expect it to be all done! I thought he’d be too busy making the new Godzilla movie.

I’m talking of course about the new extended cut of Versus: The Ultimate Versus.

It’s fucking 50+ bucks if you get the legit region 2 DVD. But only 20 bucks for the bootleg off of eBay.

Strangely enough the bootleg cover looks a little cooler than the legit silver one. But that’s probably because i like purple. It’s my favorite color ya know. Did you know that purple is the gay pride color? Yeah, that’s pretty fucking gay.

So what’s new this time around? They went in and reshot a couple of the scenes (4 years after the movie’s original release!) and the movie is now 10 minutes longer with extended fight scenes, new music and the newly shot scenes edited in and old scenes remixed.

The bonus disc includes over two and a half hours of extras, including never-before-seen footage (21 mins.), deleted scenes, a previously unpublished making-of featurette (10 mins., shown previously only at the preview right after completion, “Behind Versus Part 1: The Birth of the Darkhero (27 mins.),” new making-of featurette “Behind Versus Part 2 – Versus the Legend (46 mins.),” “Nervous 1 (7 mins.),” “Nervous 2 (16 mis.),” “The Making of Nervous 2 (1 min.),” Trailers, and much more!

My vagina is officially wet!

Just in case you missed it the first time, here’s a checklist of things you’ll find in this movie (if you haven’t already seen it):

Weaponry

Sword fights? Check.
Gun fights? Check.
Martial arts? Check.
Duel featuring a healthy mix of all three? Check.
Pistols? Shotguns? Automatics? Check, Check, Check.
The biggest fucking gun you’ve ever seen? Check.

Zombies

Zombies? Check.
Zombies bursting out of the ground? Check.
Zombies with samurai swords? Check.
Zombies with guns? Check.
Zombies with limbs falling off? Check.
Zombies doing the zombie shuffle? Check.
Zombie killed every 3.4 seconds? Check.
Zombies comically outwitted into shooting each other? Check.
Zombie disemboweled with a hail of bullets? Check.

Severed Heads

Severed head used as melee weapon? Check.
Severed head used as projectile weapon? Check.
Severed head used for defensive purposes? Check.
Severed head kicked like a soccer ball? Check.
Severed head kicked clean off shoulders? Check.

Characters (wait, this film had characters???)

Badass, tough-as-nails hero clad in leather trench coat, with rugged good looks and I-don’t-give-a-damn attitude? Check.
Annoying, bungling, rat-like guy inserted for comic relief? Check.
Quiet, bishonen guy with pretentious glasses? Check.
Eccentric, overconfident sub-leader knife-expert guy? Check.
Requisite badass pouty goth chick? Check.
Super-powerful demon guy ten times better than all these chuckleheads? Check.

Miscellaneous

Cannibalism? Check.
Vampirism? Check.
Someone spitting out a pint of blood every 5 seconds? Check.
Good guy punching out the girl he’s trying to save? Check, Check and Check.
Futuristic hi-tech samurai sword with laser sight? Sure, why not.

Mmm. Wet vagina.

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I’m gonna talk about some movies but i’m gonna intentionally leave out specific plot details so you can go into them fresh if you do decide to ever check them out. If you hadn’t already.

So i finally got my goddamn Before Sunrise DVD in the mail. Considering that i used the Buy It Now option on eBay on fucking July 2nd and having it arrive only yesterday, that’s a pretty fucking long time. It usually doesn’t take that long for crap to get shipped. Good thing i’m too big of a pussy to leave negative feedback.

It’s been a while since i last saw Before Sunrise. I actually have it on Laserdisc and i was planning to watch it when i was back home last year but apparently the Laserdisc player was on the fritz.

I was actually hoping to get the DVD sooner so i could watch it and then head out to the theater and catch the sequel, Before Sunset, but it’s too fucking late now because it’s not showing anymore! Stupid late DVD. Oh well. Guess i’ll just have to wait for the sequel’s DVD release. Hopefully it’ll have some extras this time. Before Sunrise only has a trailer and that’s it. Gay.

I won’t bother telling you what both movies are about. Besides, they’re both 110% dialogue driven and chick flicks anyway. So most of you macho men out there probably won’t give a fuck but hey, if you’re like me and if you give these flicks a chance, you’ll probably like them. I’ll tell you this, if you liked Waking Life, you’ll like Before Sunrise/Sunset.

Actually if you like any of Richard Linklater’s films (Slackers, Dazed and Confused, Before Sunrise, Waking Life, School Of Rock, Before Sunset), you owe it to yourself to check them out anyway.

Also try to keep a lookout for Love Object on DVD. I picked up this little gem a coupla days ago at Best Buy on impulse and i’m pretty glad that i did.

Basically:

May + American Psycho + realdoll.com = Love Object

It’s one of those quirky little disturbing horror flicks that i like so much. Very much in the vein of May. If you’re interested, stay away from any reviews or anything. It’s best to go in clean.

I probably won’t convince any of you fuckers to watch Before Sunrise but hey, if anything, just check out Love Object. It’s not as good as May but it’s good enough. Here’s a coupla quotes off the DVD cover:

“A great little thriller with some genuinely creepy moments” – Eric Campos, Film Threat

“…exacting and intense… (an) uncompromising psychological chiller” – Michael Gingold, Fangoria Magazine

“…spooky and deadpan suspense…” – Elvis Mitchell, The New York Times

“…(A) mordantly witty horror film…” – Amy Taubin, Film Comment

Besides, it’s got Melissa Sagemiller in it (she’s pretty cute) and Desmond Harrington too (i’d hit it). I thought he was pretty good in Wrong Turn.

I’m actually listening to the directors commentary track fro Love Object right now and it’s funny because i was just thinking about mentioning Audition in this post (a most excellent Japanese horror movie) and literally two minutes later, i hear the director talking about Audition. Makes me like Love Obejct even more!

And if you still haven’t seen Audition yet (i’ve been plugging this damn movie for 2 years now), you really should. Fuck Ringu and Ju-On. Audition is from the guy who made fucking Ichi The Killer. And unlike Ichi The Killer, Audition is actually a good movie storywise and all around.

I also got my copy of Darkman on DVD a coupla days ago. I was talking to Bubba once and i wanted to slap him because he said Darkman sucked. IT DOES NOT YOU FAGGOT. Then again he did say he was just a little boy when he first saw that movie. He’s still a faggot though. How can anybody not like Darkman? Without Darkman, there would not a Spider-Man. At least not the Sam Raimi Spider-Man that we know and love. And i wouldn’t have it any other way.

If you liked Army of Darkness, you have to like Darkman. Hell, if you love any Sam Raimi movie, you have to love ALL of them. Yes, even For Love Of The Game.

Speaking of all his movies, ever notice that yellow car in the Evil Dead movies? That’s ‘The Classic’. And Oldsmobile Delta Royale. It’s Sam Raimi’s baby. And it’s in practically ALL of his movies.

I actually didn’t remember it being in Darkman but after watching it again, i realized that it actually IS in the movie. But only for a split second.

I love looking out for that car. Seriously, i had the stupidest grin ever when i saw that car pop up in Spider-Man two years ago.

Ah. The Classic.

• 1982 – Evil Dead: The car Ash drives to the cabin in
• 1985 – Crimewave: Getaway car
• 1987 – Evil Dead 2: Ash’s car again
• 1990 – Darkman: Crashed into by Liam Neeson in a fall
• 1993 – Army Of Darkness: Ash’s car again(Okay. You’d THINK that the car couldn’t possibly be in The Quick And The Dead right? Because it’s a western for God’s sake. But hey…)
• 1995 – The Quick And The Dead: hidden under some hay in the barn. Really. I swear.
• 1998 – A Simple Plan: Parked outside the feed store
• 1999 – For Love Of The Game: Scene was cut out during editing.
• 2000 – The Gift: Kate Blanchett’s car
• 2002 – Spider-Man: Uncle Ben’s car.
• 2004 – Spider-Man 2: Uncle Ben’s car.

And just like Bruce Campbell, that car has also made cameo appearances in several Coen brothers movies (Bruce, Sam and the Coen’s have worked together on each other’s movies in the past).

Keep a look out for the classic in Blood Simple, Fargo, Raising Arizona, and The Big Lebowski.

Funnily enough, Bruce actually hates that car and he’s always trying to destroy the damn thing.

“Sam has money so he has four of them, just in case I destroy the other three. Right now, he keeps sending duplicates around town thinking I’ll destroy them and leave his alone.” – Bruce Campbell

“When asked where the Classic is now, Sam cagily responded, “In a warehouse somewhere in Southern California.” He knew if I ever found out, an army of mechanics would be dispatched to destroy it.” – Bruce Campbell, ‘If Chins Could Kill’

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Some old hi res Spider-Man 2 Kiki pics.

Take a close look at her scalp in pic 3. Notice anything?

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Remember that video i put up a coupla weeks ago?

Here’s a page that goes into detail about how it all happened.

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How is it that shit like Method And Red can manage to stay on the air while good shows like Wonderfalls gets cancelled? TV pisses me off sometimes.

Wonderfalls > Quintuplets, Method and Red, The Jury, North Shore.

On that note, i really miss watching Caroline Dhavernas on Wonderfalls. Those were the best 4 Fridays of last season.

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