I hate girls.

But at the same time, i still love them. I guess i just hate the cheating ones then.

Update:

On a lighter note, i just bought Matrix Revolutions on bootleg DVD like about 15 minutes ago. Will be watching it tonight and checking the comments section of this post after that. Hope it’s US$2 well spent! Nyuk nyuk.

Update:

Finished watching Revolutions. I liked it. Thought it was just okay. Don’t know if it’s better than Reloaded but even if you combined the two, it still wouldn’t be anywhere as good as the first Matrix (which i saw like 17 times the first week it came out… on VCD of course. Fuck if i’m gonna pay BN$7 or however the hell much it costs to go see a movie in the cinema here in Brunei… 17 times!).

Things i liked:

• The analogies they made for love and karma. I liked the whole idea of love being just a word. And that it’s the connection between the two people that really matters.
• Seraph is pretty cool. Was he ever supposed to be played by Jet Li at one point? Because i could so see Jet Li playing his role. Besides, isn’t Jet Li like in Joel Silver’s camp or something? (he produced Lethal Weapon 4, Romeo Must Die, Cradle 2 The Grave). I’m too lazy to research.
• The fist in the face money shot.
• Agent Smith really kicks ass. I liked the final fight scene. Gets me thinking of what Superman could be like if they ever do get the remake off the ground (Don’t fuck it up Warner Bros!).
• The ending ties it all up pretty satisfactorily (i.e they didn’t cop out with there being two matrixes or some shit)
• The best special effect in the movie: Monica Bellucci’s cleavage.

Things i didn’t like:

• Only ONE money shot?
• Not enough fights.
• Not enough Monica Bellucci.

Other than that, i can’t really say too much without spoiling certain plot points for those of you who still haven’t seen it (although i do think i’m probably like the last person on earth who just finally watched it). Anyhow, that’s what i think.

Btw, it helps A LOT to have played the Enter The Matrix game and watched The Animatrix prior to watching both Reloaded and Revolutions. Fills in a significant chunk of the plot holes.

Since Justin wants to see the pierced nipples, I will talk about them. I am just not the type of girl that gets all naked on camera, so even the private photos for you, lovely J, is a no go.

But I will talk all about it! So about the nipple piercings…

I wanted to do something on my 19th birthday (other than the usual campus work and studying for classes), and piercings was definitley not the norm for me. At the time of this piercing, I had only had my ears pierced (and this was done when I was 1 and I don’t remember it at all).

They say that getting your nipples pierced is the most painful piercing you can get on your body. (‘They’ being friends and other close individuals) So of course, I was a tad nervous. After the piercer spent what seemed like 300 years looking and dotting my nipples, he told me to lie down on the table. My friends came over and held my hand as he got ready to pierce the nipple.

One deep in breath, and on the exhale, he jammed the big-ass needle through my nipple and areole to pierce it. OMFG it hurt like burning. Seriously. Next nipple, I knew what it was like, so it hurt EVEN MORE THEN THE FIRST. Argh it hurt like lava, even more then burning. But the deed was done and my tits were pierced, and afterwards they felt somewhat… sore as all hell… and also somewhat… more sensitive. Teehee.

BTW – If I take out my nipple piercings well before I have a child, I will be able to breast feed normally. Yes, I asked my doctor. That is all.

itzdetro: http://users.erols.com/johnhepp/parissexmovie_256k.wmv
itzdetro: real
itzdetro: =D

Get it while it’s still up.

Update

Mirrors:

• here
• here
• here

Update

The full video has surfaced.

Wow. Is it just me or has there been an influx of new commenters over the past week or so? I keep seeing new names popping in almost every post. Don’t know how long they’ll stick around for or if they’ll become new readers/lurkers but hey, if you’re one of them and you’re reading this right now, try to stay around for a bit. Maybe you’ll like it around these here parts.

How about we do a little ‘introductions’ type thing. Stating your name, how you found this site and what your ‘role’ is (if you have one. or just a little online fubar personality trait or something e.g Pangwinking is the resident angry fat man.. etc etc) on the site. Old regulars can join in too. And if you’re a long time lurker, take a minute out of your time to at least leave a comment just this once.

I think i may have done something similar to this about a year ago but i’m sure some of you have evolved since then and might want to reintroduce yourselves or something. Here, i’ll start one off for you. On behalf of Bubba. Something like this:

“Hi my name is Bubba. I can’t remember how i found this site but i’m sure it was because of Avril Lavigne. I am a long time reader and Justin fanboy/stalker and i used to leave comments alot but then one day i became a fucking emo little princess and stopped. Now i am not so emo anymore but i still refuse to leave comments because i’m a little princess.”

Son of a bitch Bubba why don’t you go home?!? This is your home!! Are you too good for your home?!? ANSWER ME!!!!

turn up the good, turn down the suck!!

that is all.

(note: i had this up on the site layout when this was posted. took it back down after a day – Justin)

Anyone of you have a friendster.com account? It’s kind of like that Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon thing where so and so actor/actress is connected to Kevin Bacon in so and so steps. Except in friendster, it’s with real life people. Like you and me i guess.

It’s pretty gay really but all the cool kids do it and it’s an alright timewaster. Check it out sometime and sign up. Add me if you like. You know where to find my e-mail address.

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HOLY WOMEN’S PANTIES BATMAN. Umgawa has touched upon a subject that i’ve always been meaning to bring up but was always afraid to due to me not wanting to offend/disgust/turn off people. Especially my 4% female readership. Now i don’t know if what i’m about to post about only applies to me but i’ll tell you that it *MIGHT* either:

a) offend you (especially if you’re a girl)

b) disgust you (especially if you’re a girl… and maybe a guy)

c) turn you off and make you look out for it for the rest of your life (especially if you’re a guy… and maybe a girl)

d) do nothing at all. and prove that Umgawa and i are just sad strange little men. (especially if you’re a girl. and maybe a guy)

It’s going to be like a post where i make horrible fun of fat people or something, and then you’re laughing, until you realize that you’re pretty fat yourself or something. And then you get upset. Or something. Something like that. It’s like me pointing out something you never noticed before. Like say, Go-Go Yubari having a fucking big nose. Or Lindsay Lohan having freckles on her armpit. Or how Meg Ryan has pretty ugly boobies (have you seen In The Cut?). Stuff that you never noticed but will now haunt you forever.

Because see you, what i’m about to address is the issue of…

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AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT i almost forgot about the two fucking times ex no. 10 brought up the fact that she wanted an ‘open relationship’. Which i subsequently SHOT DOWN. I mean, shit… ‘open relationship’?? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT. ‘Open relationship’. Maybe it’s just me but i can’t be the only one who thinks that open relationships are BULLSHIT? I think Thess said it best when she said:

Teflon Parakeet: ‘Open relationship’ is another word for ‘being a slut’

Can i get a HELL YEAH for that?! (sorry. been playing as Stone Cold on the new smackdown game too much).

Holy crap man. Fucking ‘open relationship’… That’s the stupidest concept ever conceived. Seriously. ‘Open relationship’ my ass!

What a fucking…

“HOOOOOOO!!”

Alright. You know what i fucking hate? GIRLS! Okay not really. I love girls. But i hate the way they can fuck you up in the head sometimes. Maybe it’s just my bad luck but after being in 10 unsuccessful relationships so far (of which 3 i consider to be ‘serious’ ones i.e ones that lasted longer than 12 months; not necessarily me fucking them), and only 2 out of all 10 ending without the girl either:

a) cheating on me. fucking cunts.

b) lying to me about something/everything. goddamn bitches.

c) playing me like a videogame. stupid whores.

So that’s only 2 relationships ending on good terms. Of which i will never badmouth because i was never wronged. (in those cases, they were mutual breakups)

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Empedocles99: your buddy icon is annoying.

TehBubba: your icon is going to give me a seizure…what’s up with dat?

thefelinepunk: …geez, are you trying to give me an epileptic seizure?

DiscoFroguk: argg…*finds a way to disable buddy icons on trillian before epilepsy sets in*

juice2027: alright. your buddy icon is giving me epilepsy

itzdetro: your site brings upon bouts of chronic masturbation accompanied by massive dick chaffing

THerbMcC71: [moves Justin’s buddy icon underneath his taskbar, so as to prevent himself from having a seizure]

l2icochet: your buddy icon makes me want to kill people.