You may have already heard but if you didn’t, well, Britney lost custody of her kids. PWNT.

She brought it onto herself anyways.

From CNN:

A court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon.

Spears’ former husband, Kevin Federline, is to retain custody of their two sons “until further order of the court,” according to a ruling by Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon.

It was not clear what led to Monday’s decision awarding Federline full custody. A transcript of the court proceedings was ordered sealed.

Whoever wins, the kids lose!

PLEASE BE TRUE.

Eva Longoria has been panicking the last couple of days because her sex video started circling the Internet. It has been rumoured that the “juicy” video contains explicit sex scenes between Eva and her husband, Tony Parker.

If the video is real it could become the most sought porn film on the Internet after the well-known “One Night in Paris” with Paris Hilton in the lead role.

Currently the video is available for viewing only on some American web sites for a fee.

(Thanks for the tip M!)

I think i hear someone calling out for it.

PS: Is it just me or does Jojo seem to be getting taller looking each time? Short girls don’t usually walk the catwalk no?

I went out and bought season 1 of Heroes on DVD today. Currently listening to the commentary track of the unaired pilot right now. Will be watching the entire season from where i left off last year (from episode 4 to the season finale) and will then start downloading episodes from season 2 when i’m all done!

Speaking of Heroes, here’s Hayden and Kristen with the rest of the Heroes cast (they’re everywhere these days!) at the ‘Bowling for the Arts’ celebrity games.

It seems like you just can’t avoid not seeing either Kristen Bell or Hayden Panettiere out and about these days. Or Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere out and about TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME FTW!

It’s like they’re new BFFs!

SEXY

Oh wow. So. Tell me the truth. Has this ever happened to you in some way or another?

HAUNTING.

I mean, what do you even say to chick after experiencing that? o_O

Clip is from the new Ben Stiller movie, The Heartbreak Kid.

It’s from the guys who brought you There’s Something About Mary so i’m hoping to get some big, if not huge, laughs out of it. Don’t disappoint me Farrelly brothers!

Michelle Monaghan (hottie from M:I-3 and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang) and Malin Akerman (she took her top off in Harold and Kumar goes to White Castle) play the love interests.

The Heartbreak Kid starts playing October 5th!

Season 7 of Smallville starts today…yay!

And just in time to help develop a little hype for the show, two of its female stars hit the lad mags for some hawt photoshoot action.

Erica Durance plays Lois Lane, and she’s in the October issue of Maxim.

Laura Vandervoort plays Kara Zor-El (better known as Supergirl) and she’s in the October issue of Stuff.

What the hell is Kristin Kreuk doing?

Now i haven’t actually counted every vote in the Alba vs. Bell post but i’m pret-ty sure that Bell is the winner. How can she not be!? And if she isn’t, well she should be! Because Bell is like, SO much better than Alba anyway! And that’s a fact!

Here she is at the premiere of ‘The Game Plan’.

I love you Kristen Bell. You so pretty!

PS: Anybody here watch Gossip Girl? Did you know Kristen is the narrator on that show?? Well now you know!