As much as i really really hate Jessica Alba, i must admit that i actually fapped to her nipple pics from back in ’05 from when she was at the MTV movie awards.

It was more of a hate fap if anything else.

Catherine Bell with fellow Scientologist, Erica Christensen at the Scientology’s 38th Anniversary Gala.

Not liking the ‘do on Bell (needs more ‘The Triangle’ haircut) but get a load of Erica’s massive breasts! DAMN.

/wishes Swimfan was rated R

These are possibly just as good as those old bikini pics of her from back in ’03 or ’04 or something. Plus her boobs seems to have filled out just a little bit more too.

So SUPPLE and MILKY looking.

YUM.

Time to touch my testicles again.

The Cheerleader has been spending quite a bit of time in a bikini lately. FTW.

These pics might have something to do with her impending appearance in October’s FHM UK, seems she’s got access to a trailer near the beach, maybe for wardrobe changes. Who knows? Who cares?

And for the love of all that’s holy…could someone plz explain what she’s up to in these shots?

o_O

I swear, this girl can’t seem to go more than a couple hours without licking something.

Shortly before her most recent DUI/cocaine possession incident, Hohan was photographed at an event for Boost Mobile wearing bikinis and this season’s must-have beach accessory, the SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor) bracelet. That straw fedora sets it off nicely.

Right now, Lindsay Dee’s latest magnum opus, I Know Who Killed Me, is rated a whopping 7% on Rotten Tomatoes and pulled down a box-office shattering $3.5 million in its first week of release.

Oh wells, at least she’s not anorexic anymore. Thumbs up on that one, I guess.

Claire was up in the Great White North doing something for Canadian MTV/MuchMusic/whatever they call their lame cable channel that panders to today’s ADHD-riddled youth, and she suffered what is now commonly known as a wardrobe malfunction.

My So Called Nip-slip?

So i got an announcement to make. If you haven’t already figured it out from the post title, here it is: I’m getting married! Tomorrow!

I probably won’t be posting much over the weekend into next week. But with the sporadic nature of the updates on this site, it shouldn’t be any different than how it is now anyway ^_^

Angelbaby will still be around so you can count on her to make some posts whenever she can.

SOOOOO… see you whenever i feel like coming back!

PS: I really AM getting married you fuckers!!!

Also, any good ideas on where to go for a honeymoon?? Planning on one in December.

Unbelievably, Anne hasn’t made a fubar appearance since January of last year. That may have something to do with the fact that she hasn’t been in a movie since Devil Wears Prada. Well, that’s about to change with the release of Becoming Jane, in which she plays a young Jane Austin. Somehow, I don’t think we’ll be seeing the Hathaway twins in this one.

Oh wells, here’s some pics of them at a recent premiere for her new film…

FUN FACT: Anne will be playing Agent 99 to Steve Carell’s Maxwell Smart in next year’s Get Smart.

ps. She probably won’t be getting topless for that one either. FTL.

I was never aware that Denise Richards had implants (she did didn’t she? i’m still not sure) but if she did, it looks like she had them taken out. Or maybe her boobs just deflated.

Here she is at age 36 (if my calculations are correct) in a bikini.