Since Justin brought up the 7th Heaven vs. Party of Five showdown, I figured why not give Bev her first fubar post? Every other girl mentioned has had a turn here.

She doesn’t really do much for me…Biel and Mackie are superior by far (still can’t believe she’s the oldest of the bunch), but maybe someone out there likes her. *shrug*

Holy cow, it must’ve been freezing in that studio…her lady lumps have goose bumps!

I think this is from the same people that made that other PSA, the one with Rachel Stevens, only not as good.

By the way, after you check out your nuts, check out these nuts.

angelbaby: EW
angelbaby: DO NOT WANT
angelbaby: WTF

lulz!

A whole bunch of naked Grace Park clones in this clip from Battlesuck Galactica.

I still haven’t seen a single episode of the show to know if it really sucks or not but Angelbaby likes it so i have to hate it (e.g. Michelle Trachtenfugly, Jessica Albuttugly).

The vid is possibly fappable to, if you’re into Grace Park (who i also hate). But only if you open it in Quicktime Pro and change the View to Double Size. Kind of like what i did to this one clip of Amanda Seyfried from Alpha Dog.

Which i totally fapped to.

Methinks Hayden doth love that Stanley Cup a little too much.

She also pulls a Chobot on the cup.

OF THIS I DO NOT APPROVE!

I’ve never actually seen her in anything but she’s gonna be in that upcoming Transformers movie and she looks pretty hot in this photoshoot.

So that’s one thing to look forward to. Not counting the fact that it’s fucking TRANSFORMERS and MICHAEL BAY is directing (which i think is a GOOD thing, Bay haters).

Anyway, her IMDB bio says:

Megan Fox was born May 16, 1986 in Tennessee. She has one older sister. Megan began her training in drama and dance at the age of 5 and, at the age of 10, moved to Florida where she continued her training and finished school. She now lives in Los Angeles. Megan began acting and modeling at the age of 13 after winning several awards at the 1999 American Modeling and Talent Convention in Hilton Head, South Carolina. Megan made her film debut as “Brianna Wallace” in the Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen movie, Holiday in the Sun.

Oh. She’s apparently also engaged to Brian Austin Green of Beverly Hill 90210 fame.

DOWNGRADE.

Once again, with still too much clothes on.

Fact: I have never fapped to her but the day that some truly fappable pics of her surface, will be the day that i will fap to her for great great justice.

Somebody brought this up in the comments:

The girls of Party of Five vs. the girls of 7th Heaven.

Neve Campbell, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Lacey Chabert – Party of Five

vs.

Jessica Biel, Beverly Mitchell, Mackenzie Rosman – 7th Heaven

Which show had the better lineup?

Hey everybody! Joanna Levesque and I are having a blast in South Beach, wish you were here! It sure is great to be rich and carefree enough to go on Spring Break in one of the world’s most exclusive party spots.* Now if I can just get her out of the bars and into a bikini. I had to hold the little lush’s hair back last night after she pounded down about a dozen mojitos at the Delano. Lightweight…

Well, I gotta run…Jojo looks like she’s about to do another round of body shots with the starting lineup of the Miami Heat. What a ho.

Too Much Love:
AngelBaby

*The above scenario may or may not actually be happening.

In other words, boob foot.

A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair.

Um.

Fap?

Kristen Bell is so fucking cute.

I wonder what she smells like.

HDTV caps of THAT scene from Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

I may have fapped to this at one time or another. Not entirely sure.

/thinks this scene is fairly ordinary despite its classic status.

Whatever happened to Phoebe Cates anyways?

AB UPDATE: Here’s the clip of THAT scene…