ATTENTION YOUNG LESBIANS!

Believe it or not, that headline is ON topic.

Today I was outside milling about and listening to Blur in my personal cd player when I saw a rather odd sign stapled to a telephone pole. Normally, you see ads for bands but this was no band. The poster said “ATTENTION YOUNG LESBIANS”. Well, the mere mention of young lesbians got me standing at attention so I guess the headline had its intended effect. Anyway, the poster said that some gay group was having a meeting for young lesbians to attend and come out. I was like whatever. I don’t want to get into a rant cause Justin is already threatening to delete my posting account but I will say that I found that rather unsettling for one reason… if I was a young girl, say 15 or 16, would I really want to proclaim my lesbian status to the world? Wouldn’t you want to wait a while and see if your feeling evolve? Why jump the gun? Being 21 is a lot different than what I was like at age 16. Hell, when I was young teenager I liked MC Hammer. I’m proof that feelings can change. 🙂 The fact that I liked MC Hammer in 1996 is what makes it so tragic.

Can you spare some change? NO. Is that your final answer?

I’m sick of crazy people asking me for money. Yesterday some crazy guy who looked like he was either drunk or stoned or a combination of both asked me for money. I’m like no sorry man. I wanted to say GET A JOB YOU PIECE OF CRAP. Of course I didn’t. I feel sympathy for poor people and homeless people that live in actual poor countries but not in Canada. Here they have so many chances to improve yourself and its so easy to raise yourself above the level of asking strangers for change that I have no tolerance for them. And who am I to be asked for money? I felt like telling that guy “if I had change to spend I would’ve paid $1.50 to ride the bus instead of spending 40 minutes walking home”. It happened again today. This guy was really wacked and he got right in my face. He was a close talker. It freaks me out man. I don’t even wanna walk home anymore.

The other day I was walking to a convience store to buy a late night snack and some girl begged me for some change. She was only like 18 and she didn’t look crazy. In fact she looked quite pretty and had a nice smile on. Of course I ignored her and spent my money on myself instead.

I miss living in the suburbs. There wasn’t a crazy person without 5 miles of me. Now I’m surrounded!

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP AND DIAL IT!!!

People people this a poll are you one of the ones who went and gave up on rock and roll?

people people you know what I mean

if you think you do then call the number the screen on the screen

pick it up, pick it up, pick it up and dial it!

pick it up, pick it up, pick it up and dial it!

PEOPLE PEOPLE ITS UP TO YOU

THEY SAY IS ROCK AND ROLL IS DEAD AGAIN

YOU TELL ME IF THATS TRUE…

NOW PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP AND DIAL IT

Walking adventures

For the past week or so, I’ve passed a dead chipmunk while walking home from school. It’s just laying there on the sidewalk decomposing. It’s SO gross. I can’t believe no one has cleaned it up. I can’t bring myself to even touch it with a shovel but its RIGHT in front of a convience store so I just assumed they would take care of it. But obviously they haven’t. What does that say about their store owners? If they dont mind dead animals in front of their store, I wonder how clean the inside of the store is.

I walk down a back alley on the way home and theres a bunch of dumpsters. Last week I glanced in one while walking by and there was around 5 or 6 videotapes in it. I wonder what they were. Maybe someone caught their teenager with porno and threw it out? Maybe they were just crappy movies. Who knows. I wanted to get the movies but I didn’t want to go in the dumpster.

I guess I should mention that this is my first post. I felt I didn’t need to because I haven’t mentioned preteen lesbian sex so you realized it wasn’t Justin. 🙂