Plugs

Dammit. It sucks to be me. It’s nice to see that i’ve, in a small way, kind of inspired at least 3 of my friends to start running their own e/n sites.

Although they’re still kinda stuck in between the hybrid ‘homepage – e/n’ stage of things. Basically they’re still not 100% e/n but will probably get there someday.

Oliver’s

John’s

Shasha’s

Again, they’re not ‘true’ e/n sites yet mind you…i’m just plugging them because i’m nice. *Grin* In other news, due to the overwhelming number of votes on the “Should i stop writing about Jeanne?” poll (A total number of 4 votes so far) with 3 yes’s and 1 no well i guess that says it all then. No more mentioning of the name Jeanne anymore. *Sob sob* Terrible isn’t? Unless of course the poll results change…..

Dammit. It sucks to be me.

It’s long, it sucks

For those of you who live overseas that don’t know me personally, well i’d like to take the time in this post to clarify a few things to those who do know me personally. Sorry if some of you don’t ‘get’ this post. If you haven’t noticed recently, i’ve been taking names and kicking ass on my site which i don’t normally do to the, what some would say, extreme level that it already is. Well, i know that in my recent posts that i mentioned something of a bombshell to be dropped, well, here it is. My last day of school will be this Friday the 28th of July.

To tell you the truth, all of this so called hype about Jeanne and Dead Horse and naming names is just part of a ‘marketing scheme’ to generate hits for this site of mine. And as you can see (if you’re not blind), it has worked. If you click on the circle thing above my counter, you’ll see that my hit rate has gone up from 85 to 141 which i think is pretty good for a small site like mine. It’ll probably dwindle down once all the hype has died out and everything’ll probably go back to normal 30-49 hits a day like i used to get. Granted, while getting lots of hits isn’t really what an e/n site is all about, it sure does please the soul knowing that there are people out there who actually give a damn reading what i write everyday. I mean, it’d be pointless to update everyday and having only 4 people read it. By generating all this controversy, i’ve given myself hits, i’ve given
Oliver hits and i’ve probably even given thefatwebsite a couple of hits from eager people wondering if Dan Bell will retaliate.

On the subject of Dan Bell, i’d just like to say the guy pisses me off sometimes. I’m sure i piss off a other people too (Cough.. cough.. OLIVER!.. hack.. cough… hits for you Ol) but that’s the way it is. But as a sign of good gesture to Dan, i’ve decided to give him my copy of Tachyon: The Fringe (A Freespace kinda PC game) before i leave school. He can also keep my Freespace 2. No hard feelings. This site is kinda like my ‘diary’ and i like to vent my rage over people on it sometimes. You’re not the first Dan. About Jeanne, well, she’s a nice girl but the fact of the matter is that i don’t know her very well. And for those of you who think i’m trying to ‘get with her’….think about this…why would i even bother trying if i know i’ll be gone by next Friday?

So basically this Jeanne incident isn’t all that you thought it’d be (i.e. Me actually liking her and trying to get with her….you’re all wrong.). I do admit, she is quote unquote “..hot..” but realistically speaking, i could never get with her even if i tried even if i really WAS that into her. (Read the forums about this even though i sound like an ass whenever i reply to a message). Why do i have a feeling this’ll be a long post? Hope you don’t mind reading it.

I’d like to quote Oliver (while giving him hits..haha..running joke about hits coming up this next week.) on something he said: “(in) a simple twist of fate you could be stripped of friends especially if you keep up also this dodgy behaviour Justin!“. Ol, i’m leaving. Noone will give a fuck after i’m gone. I’m no legend. I won’t be on anyones ‘tributes to legends page’ like i have on my old site. Legend i’m not. Joke i am. Admit it.

So this’ll be my last week in school with all you guys who know me. It probably won’t be the last time you’ll see me yet but i certainly will be absent from the next next Monday. I don’t know if i’ve explained my motives well enough but basically here’s a summarized version of what i’m meaning to say: I’m leaving, no one will give a damn, i’ll go out not with a bang but with a whimper, don’t take this site too seriously, controversy is good if you want more hits to your site (which is what i’ve been basically doing), don’t eat yellow snow, the truth will set you free, don’t judge till you get the facts right, e/n isn’t all about hits (but they’re nice nonetheless), the Jeanne thing was blown way out of proportion by you guys..!

All i did was state what happened. =] It’s true…it’s true. Anyway, basically….what i’m trying to say is that i’m leaving and that’s why i’m kinda adopting this take names and kick ass i don’t give a fuuuuuuck attitude. Ya dig? Any comments should be directed in the forum.

Ass

Why do i always sound like an ass whenever i post replies in my forum? You know what? I think this is only one of the very few (?) e/n sites that does it’s updates using HTML and not cgi. Oh well. For your convenience, i’m gonna post what Sam
wrote in my forum.

Subject: That hot chick
Comment: Hey I just wanna make one dammn thing clear. Contrary to what you might believe from reading Justin’s webshite, I am not actually interested in Jeanne at all. Okay, she’s hot and
all, but a little outta my age limits… I sure as hell am not stalking her…well..kinda…heh heh Just a glace here and there, u know what I mean? heh heh Infact, i think she is stalking me! Okay, I’m dreaming, but what the hell, let me enjoy my own little fantasy world. I have no interest in getting with her….as cool as that would be!! heh heh Oh well, I’m wierd, And sad…and lonley heh heh She’s hot, and thinks I’m wierd…cool ROCK ON WITH THE STALKING STYLES!! Sm0kL3Y

Quote: “She’s hot”

Post any replies in the forum.

Posts

I implore you to come check out this site every few hours or so to get the latest updates and such
because i’ve got very unpredictable posting times (as if you didn’t know). Also i apologize for
my more recent posts because they’re leaning more towards stuff that happens in school. But i’ll try to keep them as generalised as possible so that everyone can ‘get it’. Hey my forum is kinda heating up. Cool. (Wow….another oxymoron….Heating up yet cool. Dumb.)

Dad

Dammit, i couldn’t update yesterday because my dad was hogging the PC the whole bleeding night. I had a whole lot of ideas on my mind but now i’ve probably lost about 69.8% of all those ideas. I was gonna do a serious post but then i thought…hey why not do some reverse psychology shit but then i thought….nah…i’ll do a funny post. Now i just don’t know what to write. But i’ll try. Let me begin by saying that i’ve never thought of Dan (this ‘asshole’ in school) to be annoying. Little did i know that within the first 4 days of the new school term, he has transformed into one of the most gut wrenchingly annoying person i’ve ever encountered. I don’t wanna elaborate on what he did but i sure do have the balls to set up an imaginary interview with an imaginary being that i’d like to call ‘Dead Horse’. This article can also be called ‘An imaginary interview about a non-imaginary person that pissed me off big time with Dead Horse.

Me: So Dead Horse, what do you think of that whiny sod Dan Bell?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Any thoughts on his annoying showing off of his personally composed music everytime there’s people around?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Who do you think he’ll hang out with in school now that all of his friends are gone? (E.g. Rod, Pat, Mike, Jassa etc etc) Won’t he be oh so lonely?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Do you think he’ll take this interview seriously and start retaliating in the forums or guestbooks or even on his shit part of this ‘co-owned’ part of thefatwebsite which i won’t bother linking which i would normally do but not on this occasion?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Do you think he’ll ever find another girlfriend apart from his last psycho girlfriend who used to stalk people? (E.g. Me, Dan Fanselow, Marcus…)
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Why does he always have to put down everything that everyone ever does when he himself doesn’t do a good job himself and anything he does but fails to realise it?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Do you think that we need
Rod back beacuse he used to be the best person to ever rip on Dan?
Dead Horse: ……

Me: Thank you dead horse. You’ve been very kind with your words. I’ll look forward to interviewing you again about some other person that might piss me off in the near future.
Dead Horse: ……

And that concludes the interview. If he asks me why i did that, i’ll just say “i dunno”. If he wants to talk i’ll just talk (bullshit) but i’ll still be pissed but i won’t show it. In other words, “I don’t give a fuuuuuuuuuck…”

In other news, i’ve decided that i’m going to talk to Jeanne and tell her about what’s been going on with us ‘guys’ and about what’s been written on this site. If she does take everything in good humor, that’d be very cool. But if she gets offended i guess that’s that then. But..heh…there’s still the case of ‘if’ and ‘when’ i’ll approach her to talk to her about everything. I’m a bit of a chickenshit you see.

Also, i’ve got a bit of a bombshell (news) to drop (tell) all my friends in school that give a damn. But i won’t write it out here just yet. I wanna see how many people will inquire me about this ‘news’ in school first. Then i’ll tell.

Um…i’ve run out of things to say. All of what i’ve written was probably only 73.567892001% of what i had in mind last night.

Oh well.

Fire drill

So i’m in geography class right and then the fire alarm goes off. So everyone had to assemble at the field behind the gym. So i’m walking and walking and who do i see in front of me? I need not say but what was cool was that when she saw me she said “Oh hey, it’s you..”. Coooooooooool. Anyway, since she was new i told her what was going on, about the fire drill and all, a little bit of chit chat here and there about math and class and timetables and stuff while walking with her trying to find where our tutor group was. Apparently a bunch of people saw me and her and they (Shasha especially) started like…you know giving those ‘knowing’ “hey hey hey..!” looks. Jason came by soon later and he was probably thinking like…”Dammit” coz I made a better ‘move’ that he was supposed to make today.

“Do you wanna play?”

Hilarious. Anyway, during lunch i’ve got like at least 4 (four) people come up to me and say “Hey, i saw you talking to….”. WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?? Sheesh.

Anyway, Sam is currently posting in my forum so check that out. i’m outta here.