Typical Lewser: Okay.
Typical Lewser: Let’s do some age ranges.
Typical Lewser: in the 18-24 range
psykotik2k: lemme see
psykotik2k: JLH
Typical Lewser: who’s your top 3?
psykotik2k: wait wait
psykotik2k: lemme think
Typical Lewser: hah
Typical Lewser: okay, take your time.
psykotik2k: FUCKING HELL OF COURSE!
psykotik2k: 1. Kirsten Dunst
Typical Lewser: haha
psykotik2k: no wait, she’s in a league of her own
psykotik2k: she’s above everyone else
psykotik2k: kinda like thess
Typical Lewser: haha
psykotik2k: you can’t put them into lists

I made that.

Contrary to what Vicky said on her site, i didn’t only just triple her hits… but i actually… um… 36-pled it.

It went up by 36 times her normal amount. Yeah.

Don’t worry though, it only sounds more impressive than it really is. But with that being said… anybody want a plug?

Remember, if you have breasts, i might even link you.

Went to the mall last night and i saw the Platinum Edition 2 disc set of Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs on sale on DVD for RM$149.

That was a incredibly long sentence.

I really want that DVD very much. But i can’t afford it because i have rent to pay (RM$250), student visa type stuff to pay for (RM$171) and i’ll need whatever money i’ll have left (RM$0) after that to survive on till the end of November. Looks like the next DVD i’ll be buying will be in December.

Watched The Princess Bride again last night. It’s such a great movie.

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”

“Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia”, but only slightly less famous is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!”. Hahahahahah!”

Buttercup: We’ll never survive!
Westley: Nonsense! You’re only saying that because no one ever has.

Vizzini: I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.
Westley: You’re that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

“Inconceivable!”

The number of lines you can quote off that movie is incredible. Plus, it’s also one of the only few movies where you can get to see Andre The Giant. The DVD’s worth buying alone for the new ‘As You Wish’ documentary that’s on there where you get to see the main cast reminisce about the late, great Andre The Giant.

But what i really like about the movie is the music. It’s just beautiful. It sounds like something you would hear off of Final Fantasy 3 or something (my personal favorite in the series). Nice RPG kinda music. Beautiful. I think the movie got an Oscar for best song. Or best music score or soemthing. Either way, it’s rightfully deserved.

Sometimes i like to just keep the main menu on the DVD running just so i can listen to the music. Kinda like what i do with the Chasing Amy DVD sometimes.

I love the Chasing Amy theme song. I wish they’d actually released a soundtrack for that movie. I thought it was hilarious when they used that same song in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back for the introduction of Holden’s cameo.

Lucy sent me another e-mail today (Don’t click on that link. She doesn’t want you to).

And yes, i STILL haven’t even replied to her previous one.

I’d like to quote something she said here on the site. Because it’s pretty funny.

“Also, blokes get VPL too. I noticed this morning, while having cancer for breakfast. It was quite traumatic.”

Well i think it’s funny anyway.

I once mentioned on the site the reasons why i could never reply to any of her e-mails. It was mainly because she writes really good. And no. Not writing as in like… writing like my kinda writing (which i don’t even consider to be ‘writing’ per se). But actual ‘writing’… you know? I mean, have you read any of her stuff?? Like… fuck me man. It’s like light years beyond anything i could ever come up with. Oh but don’t go check it out though. She doesn’t want you reading her site. And her e-mails are an entirely different thing too. Sharp. Witty. Great dry humor. That i don’t think i could ever top or reply to with a worthy enough response.

And that’s basically the main reason why it’s taking me so goddamned long to reply to her.

I must not continue to be a bad man and reply to her a.s.a.p.

‘R-rated’ fan sign:

Yes. Very funny Stephanie.

You know, for some reason, i keep thinking that it’s still the beginning of October. When it’s actually already the 26th. Which means that Thir13en Ghosts is already out. With The One coming soon to a theater (or VCD) near you. Monster Inc. too. Next week in fact. November 2nd.

I think i’ll scour the streets tonight to check and see if Thir13en Ghosts is out on VCD. Sometimes they actually have the movie on VCD right before it’s even officially released. Like when i saw Jurassic Park 3 on sale like… a full week before it even hit theaters in the States or something.

I really wanna watch Thir13en Ghosts. Been looking forward to it since i first saw the trailer all those months ago. Well… since August actually. I think the movie’s being produced by Joel Silver or something. You know… The Matrix, Romeo Must Die, Exit Wounds, Swordfish…

Should be fun. Guilty pleasure.

In other news:

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

“Now Buena Vista has announced the DVD, and it is coming in with quite a few cool features. From the looks of things below, the rumored nude scene is not making an appearance, but nonetheless on November 13th, you can join us in our drooling.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

*cry*

But ooh. Look. Audio commentary with Kirsten Dunst. =D

Useless trivia: Vicky Vale = Kim Basinger’s character in Batman

She’s almost like a female version of me!

Except without all the swearing, naked women and bad weblogging.

Okay.

1. She is a girl.
2. She has breasts (which is good considering that she’s a girl).
3. She likes watching movies!
4. She has a DVD player!!
5. She plays videogames!!!
6. She has a link to this site! Only like the best site in the world!!!!
7. She not only links to a horny dirty old man…
8. …but to a horny dirty old woman too!!!!!
9. Wow!!!!!!

Marry me now!

Oh wait.

10. She has a boyfriend.

Fark.

Visit her.

And in other not so related news, i received this in the mail. A fan sign.

Note: Due to the shocking nature of said fan sign, i will be providing it with not one, not two, not three but FOUR captions. Because one caption alone cannot express my thoughts on it.

“Those are the flattest boobies i’ve ever seen.”

“I said R-rated NOT X-rated.”

“I think my eyes are bleeding.”

“…”

This was the e-mail that came with it.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: How’s this for R rated?
From: “brian Hubbard” emniionsereht@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Oct 25 2001 3:48:18 AM -0500

Attachments: hooters.jpg

Do you know how hard it is to write on your own chest with a magic marker?
Let alone these fumes…

Oh well. Enjoy!

–Anti-brian
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Announcement: R-rated fan signs to be made ONLY by the female of the species. Males should only send in G rated ones.

See? I told you it’d work.

I broke my own record again yesterday. 3383 hits over the previous high of 3141. Sure, it’s nowhere near 9000 ( =P ) but dammit! It’s good enough for a small site like mine!

Apparently i’m famous. Or so says this one guy who commented on this post. It’s basically about the whole Libby Hoeler thing. Although i wouldn’t exactly call it being famous, it’s nice to see my site’s URL being listed amongst all those comments. I am easily pleased. And hey, if it brings in the hits, i’m not complaining.

It’s weird really though. This whole Libby thing. I’ve had the URL’s to those videos posted up on my site since August now and only up till recently has Google really picked it up for their search index. Next to Osama bin Laden, Libby Hoeler’s probably the number 2 source for my hits. Search referral wise.

Why the sudden interest in Libby Hoeler though? Isn’t she supposed to be old news? Personally i don’t really know how long those vids of her have been up and out on the net but i’m assuming that they’ve been out there for quite a while now. Since this past June i think. If she was ever a fad, then wow, she sure is long lasting one. Internet fads usually die out after a coupla months.

Then again, fads that have naked girls dancing around with a dildo in their hand will always be popular regardless of how long they’ve been out for.

Here’s a pretty funny Libby Hoeler related top ten list.

If you’ve stumbled onto the site looking for her videos, then you should go here.

Plea (that no one will ever answer): I want R-rated fan signs. He gets them. Why can’t i?! DAMMIT I WANT SOME TOO!

Ugh. I have so little to talk about that i have to resort to posting up guestbooks signings and e-mail to suffice for the lack of content.

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Fullname: Barry Allen Knue
Email: b_knue@hotmail.com
Where are you from?: Alabama, USA
Comments: i just stubbled onto this page and i think it is really cool. u might want to see if u can get more pics of angelina jolie she is hott
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You might wanna check out this site then. It’s got everything Angelina in it.

psykotik2k: have you checked this site out?
Y U GOT 2 H8: Which site?
psykotik2k: http://www.aj247.com
Y U GOT 2 H8: OMGOMG ANGELINA HEAVEN

See?

Plug!

In other news, Stacey just screamed out my name from like… across the room. Really loud. She’s shocking like that. I didn’t even know that she was in here! I thought it was only her friends. Which is why i referred to her in the third person in my previous post. She’s looks different today. Must be her hair. Or maybe it’s just my eyes.

Taken from Anal Regine’s guestbook:

“hello justin. sorry for “screaming” across the room. well not really . but yeah. hrmmmm. groomoo. did i embarrass you? i hope i did… or did i scare you?”

10:32 pm – Wednesday,October 24, 2001

Evil!

Well i’m in the library right now. The MRC to be exact. Multimedia Recreation Center. Which is basically a fancy way of saying ‘big room with 111 really old PC’s with free internet access where Justin usually goes to to post up his silly thoughts on his site’.

A big group of girls just walked into the room about… ooh… 30 minutes ago. They’ve been making quite a bit of noise. I would assume that they’re all Stacey’s friends. Why? Well…

1. Because they’re all noisy. The last time Stacey was in the MRC with her friends, they were all noisy too.

2. One of them has Stacey’s site up and is looking through Stacey’s blog.

So yeah, i think that’s evidence enough to prove that they’re Stacey’s friends. Besides, they all look like A-Level-ers. And Stacey’s doing her A-Levels here.

Anyway.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Malaysia
From: “Kev@teop.org” Add to Contacts
Date: Wed, Oct 24 2001 6:22:14 PM +0100

Hey, Malaysia has a really modern F1 circuit, with a big flower-shaped
thing in the middle, and when it rained this year the ferrari drivers looked
really stupid. There you go, a good thing about Malaysia

Kev
http://www.teop.org/
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Err. Okay.

Hmm. I didn’t get a lot of e-mail today. Well, actually i did but the rest of them aren’t worth posting up. Due to them being either personal and/or… not worth posting up i guess.

Maybe i’ll get some that are worth posting up later.

R-RATED FAN SIGNS. REMEMBER. I WANT.

There’s actually more to this pic. Had to crop it because it was too wide. Boobies!

You know, i was just thinking… for a decidedly R-rated site like mine, i sure do get a lot of PG-13 fan signs. People should send me R-rated ones. I want more R rated fan signs dammit!

Anyway, Suzi will be glad to know that my new Chinese name is Justina Chong.

If anybody wants to text link me by that name, please do so. The illusion that i may be a girl might draw in some extra hits from people hoping to have a look at my ‘boobies’.

Justina Chong has pretty big boobies you know.

In other news…

It rained today. Really heavily. And there was loud booming thunder… and lightning and lots and lots of water droplets. Yes.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: your page
From: “Phil Hall” l1n3x@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Oct 24 2001 12:23:55 AM -0400

Just wanted to let you know that I am linking your site on my page.
http://l1n3x.folksonfire.com
I dont have nude pics on my site, so you dont have to link/plug me…
peace,
phil
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Of course, as some of you probably know by now, i can be quite a bit of a bastard when it comes to linking people. At times, i get people IM-ing saying, “Hey! You linked her! But why didn’t you link me??”

And i say, “Because you don’t have breasts”.

Okay so maybe that’s not what i really say. But breasts do help though.

But no really, if you look closely, you’ll notice that most my links up there are made up of guy sites. Guys who clearly do not have breasts (A few of them have man tits but that doesn’t count). So yeah, the whole more guys than girls thing pretty much proves that i’m not all about breasts.

I think i’ve said breasts enough times already.

Generally, i just like to link to sites that i like. Sites that i think are just plain good you know? Like this one for example. Take a look at it. Looks nice doesn’t it? It’s pretty funny too. Which is completely the opposite of what my site is but that’s beside the point. I went to that site, i read the posts, and just thought… “I like this site! Even though the webmaster has no boobies!”

See? Boobies don’t play a major role in my decision to link sites. Although they do help.

I should update my faq section sometime soon. And address my ‘linking policy’ on there. My faq is pretty outdated. But yeah, most of the time i’m happy to just plug people. But linking… therein lies the bastardly side of me.

Look for a newly updated faq section soon.

*subliminal message*

SEND ME R-RATED FAN SIGNS

*end subliminal message*

Last night’s movie shoot was fucking terrible. Actors showing up late, people leaving in the middle of scenes to go to KF-fucking-C, fucking outdoor night shoot, cars going up and down the street every 2 minutes, actors having 12 o’clock curfews, not having enough time to shoot all the scenes… and… BLAH. All around frustration at every turn.

And since we didn’t get to shoot all of last night’s scenes on schedule, we’re gonna have to pick it up again some other time this weekend.

Hopefully tonight’s shoot will go on smoother.

E-mail time:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: I got a difficult task for you
From: “Matthew Trevaskis”
Date: Wed, Oct 24 2001 8:38:20 AM +1000

Hi,

I’ve been checking out you site, and noticed you nearly have everything on it. But then i remembered you don’t have any pictures of the singer Jewel, you know we all want to see her naked. So lets what you can do.

Cheers

Matt
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I want to see her naked too. But seeing as there’s a grand total of ZERO naked pictures of her out there, everybody’s shit out of luck. Although… i hear that she has a pretty revealing scene in that ‘Ride With The Devil’ movie she’s in. But i’m not quite 100% sure on that though because haven’t seen the movie. But that’s what i heard anyway.

I should try get a hold of it someday. It shouldn’t be too bad of a movie. It’s directed by Ang Lee. You know… The Ice Storm, Sense And Sensiblity…Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon…

And it’s got Jewel in it. I like Jewel. Even despite her fucked up teeth.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: plug
From: pyro_fish_01@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, Oct 23 2001 11:47:43 AM -0400

ok you plugged me again, thank you. But there are technacally no naked women
on my site. Unless that was a kind ploy to get people to click the link.
I’ll plug you again tonight, my sites turning into a satnistic place for
Justin worshiping….

-Maven
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What the fuck is satnistic?

And yes. You do have naked women on your site. I’ll be damned if that isn’t a naked woman on your archives page.

I’m back on the Osama bin Laden search index again.

Google has a love hate relationship with listing my site on that index.