[11/26/01 10:11 PM] [204.194.122.12] Invalid login attempt: No such author as will (i forgot my password again) registered
[11/26/01 10:11 PM] [204.194.122.12] Invalid login attempt: No such author as will (but maybe is) registered
[11/26/01 10:11 PM] [204.194.122.12] Invalid login attempt: No such author as will (bunghole) registered
[11/26/01 10:11 PM] [204.194.122.12] Invalid login attempt: No such author as will (or) registered
[11/26/01 10:11 PM] [204.194.122.12] Invalid login attempt: No such author as will (butthead) registered
[11/26/01 10:11 PM] [204.194.122.12] Invalid login attempt: No such author as will (fuck) registered
[11/26/01 10:12 PM] [204.194.122.12] Invalid login attempt: No such author as will (i know it’s from beavis and butthead) registered

i remember my password, after several failed attempts. w00t! yay now where’s the Olsen… wait a second, there’s no underage p- i mean benefits at all to this club! and all this time i’ve been paying $9.95 a month! damnations.

well i should make the best of it by saying… uh, hehe, yeah. shit. well i could say that Tastykake’s designer imposter “Tasty Treats” taste nothing like Rice Krispy Treats and i pity the fool that buys them expecting the delicious taste of Rice Krispy Treats. Tasty Treats have neither rice, nor krispies, but plenty of processed goodness. if you were to maybe bury a Rice Krispy Treat beneath a landfill for fifteen years, dig it up and eat it, you might have yourself a “tasty” treat, mmm mmm good. honestly i think these are the reject rice krispies, they scrap the trashcans of kids all over the world for leftovers and make this most shitty treats.

i suppose i should stop complaining huh? after all, i did steal them from someone else’s desk, but i hate it when my meal (regardless of it’s origin) doesn’t meet my standards. you know what i mean?

Before i leave Malaysia, i am going to buy as much bootleg PC software (Windows XP, Adobe shit…)… PC games (CIV III, Return To Castle Wolfenstein etc etc) and maybe even PS2 games and whatever other good stuff that i can find… and i will bring them to the States and sell them at significantly higher prices (yet lower than what you’d get for a legit copy… because i’m not a total crook) so as to make myself some money that i can put towards buying DVD’s!

Did you know that i can get a full copy of Return To Castle Wolfenstein for less than US$2 here?

I will resell it for US$20. Har har.

I hope the FBI will not catch me.

PLEASE MR. FBI. DON’T THROW ME IN JAIL. I ONLY JUST TURNED 21.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: liked your website
From: AngryYouth01@aol.com Add to Contacts
Date: Sun, Nov 25 2001 3:07:49 AM EST

Cam
“Better to light a match than curse the darkness”
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Preferably ones that don’t get kicked by one’s self in an attempt to land cross legged after jumping on one’s bed.

I wonder if this is why people keep trying to log into my Greymatter thingy:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: log in @f.u.b.a.r.
From: “d.menzies” d.menzies@ntlworld.com
Date: Sat, Nov 24 2001 4:05:09 PM -0000

cheersfurnoo,
Derek
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Benefits? Let me count the ways!

1. You get FREE access to all the naked JLH, Denise Richards and Alyssa Milano pics that you could ever want. 24/7! All year round! I can only put them in the ‘restricted area’ because i don’t want their laywers sueing my ass (They attempted to do so once for having their pictures on the main page of my site).

2. Be able to actually read the GOOD posts! And not just the crap that i put up here on the main page for non-members!

3. Be able to download all the movies that i have on this list in their entirety either in .avi or .mpeg or divx format!

4. Two words: Olsen Twins!

5. Be able to get the ‘secret password’ that will enable you to buy any t-shirt off this site with an amazing 70% off!

6. I say it again! Olsen Twins!

Get all this and more!

Actually no. I lie. There are no benefits at all into logging in at f.u.b.a.r.

All you’d get to do is post and edit your posts (unless of course i give you full access to the site).

HOW VERY EXCITING. AND BENEFITIAL TOO.

Hardly… =]

Remember that scene in American History X where that guy gets his teeth kicked into the curb? Well there’s a scene in Deep Red wehre a guy gets his teeth rammed against very sharp table edges and whatnot. Multiple times.

There’ve been very few movies that’ve actually made me cringe away in disgust.

It’s almost have bad as having chopsticks rammed up your nostrils into the back of your head.

Anyway, what’s up with Pearl Harbor being spread across two discs? Spartacus, Ben-Hur, Titanic… they all have longer running times and they all fit on one disc. Yet Pearl Harbor has it’s third act on disc 2. What a gyp.

You’d expect that with it being on DVD, you wouldn’t have to flip sides or change discs like you would with laserdiscs or VCD’s but blah. Switching discs for a movie that could’ve been easily fitted onto a single DVD-9. There isn’t even a commentary track on there. I don’t see why they couldn’t have used the extra space to fit the whole movie onto one disc.

Maybe it’s because of the DTS track. DTS is a memory hog.

I talk too much about DVD’s.

I keep getting these e-mails with .pif files attached.

I can only guess that they’re viruses.

Sites i quite like very much.

TSGML – Validate This – Corrupted

Especially that third one.

/kissing ass.

*groan*

It’s been over half an hour now and i can still feel the goddamn pain.

Believe it or not but i actually managed to kick myself in the balls. Again.

I remember doing the exact same thing some time a year ago.

I must’ve been like… curled up in a ball for like 10 minutes or something. Oh man. Remind me never to try to jump on my bed while, at the same time, attempting to sit crossed legged as i land.

My poor poor Olsen Twins…

Anyone got any ice for Mary Kate and Ashley?