Somehow, i have developed a blister.

Right on the tip of my right index finger.

It now looks like E.T’s finger.

All i need now is for that blister to glow.

I should plug ok storms. That rat bastard.

Har har.

Maybe if i aggravate him enough, he’ll actually write a retaliatory post or something.

RETORT FOO.

Keegan.cc is (sorta) shutting down soon to make way for Shaddup.com.

What’s the new site gonna be like? The hell if i know.

Shaddup.com – even it doesn’t know what it is yet.

So anyway. I was looking at the list of daily reads that He-Man has (in-joke)…

:: validate this ::
:: steak & cheese ::
:: think attack ::
:: school of ass ::
:: zfilter ::
:: f.u.b.a.r. :: <--- (EH?)
:: ratatak ::
:: i want a new girlfriend ::
:: this site got me laid ::
:: ernie’s house of whoop ass ::
:: rubberanchovies ::
:: snowsurfer ::
:: internet gossip ::
:: new grounds ::
:: orsm ::

…and i wonder to myself how the hell is my site even up on that list amongst all those other, more admittedly, bigger and better sites.

It’s like… EH? You know?

No?

Nevermind.

I actually went out on another pseudo date with Susan today (my second pseudo date with her thus far). Didn’t really do anything fancy. Didn’t even go any place ‘special’. Just hung out and walked around the Pyramid mall and ate at McDonalds.

Her treat. Which was cool.

She came along with this fucking HOT friend of hers, Jaymie… and her boyfriend (bleh), so it was sorta like a double date kinda thing. Except ours was just a pseudo date.

Good God was that friend of hers ever hot or what? She reminded me of one of my psycho ex’s cousins.

My psycho ex had a lot of hot cousins.

Anyway, we split up into our own little groups of two and me and Susan did our own thing. While they did theirs. Apparently they had this little ‘crisis’ to settle or something. Or so i was told anyway.

Walked around the mall. Talked. Etc etc. I think my elbow brushed against her boob once. I’m dunno. It was weird. We had a late lunch later on and… well… that was it really. Not much of a pseudo date. Much less even a real date.

Why i even would call it pseudo date, much less even a date at all is beyond me. I guess i just like the sound of it. Pseudo date.

I got that off Chasing Amy.

I was quite awed (and still am) at how much Susan really looks like Angelina Jolie. Seriously, her eyes… her lips… are just very… Angelina Jolie-like. Only difference being that Susan’s like… 5 foot 1 or something. She’s like a mini Angelina Jolie in some senses.

I think i’ll be seeing her again next week. Probably gonna go catch a movie at Megamall or something. I dunno. If we do, i hope she buys me my tickets. Like she bought me my food earlier today.

Haha.

I am such a freeloader.

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UPDATE @ 10:10pm

ok storms: you freeload off your pseudo date?
ok storms: that’s horrible
ok storms: how ungentlemenly
psykotik2k: haha
psykotik2k: hey she offered!
ok storms: yeaaah
ok storms: you were probably moaning with hunger and she just wanted to shut you up
psykotik2k: haha
psykotik2k: actually i just shoved her in front of me
psykotik2k: so she could order first
psykotik2k: hahahahhaa
ok storms: hahahah
ok storms: bastard
psykotik2k: and hopefully so that she could pick up the tab
psykotik2k: which she did
psykotik2k: hahahhaahahahaa
ok storms: shame
ok storms: for shame
psykotik2k: hyahyahyahyhyahya

I sold 2 t-shirts yesterday and made myself a total of 12 bucks!

That’s brings it to a grand total of 54 dollars worth in t-shirt sales this month alone!

Click here and join the affiliates program! Make some money! Make me money! It’s really works!

I ASSURE YOU IT WORKS.

Well… it had to happen sooner or later.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: pictures removed
From: “solosier” solosier@solosier.com
Date: Thu, Nov 8 2001 11:10:23 AM -0500

I had to remove the alyssa milano, denise richards, and JLH galleries from your site.
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Oh well.

This link i’m about to post WILL scare you.

Like it scared this poor bastard.

ok storms: what the fuck was that
ok storms: scared the piss out of me
psykotik2k: hehe
ok storms: bastard
psykotik2k: hahahahhahahaha
psykotik2k: you’ve just become the next post on fubar
ok storms: you fucker

http://i.kebi.lycos.co.kr/~artkebi/whi.html.

Turn your speakers up real loud before you click on that.

Cowboy got himself a brand spanking new layout.

He’s also got a like… a million digital pimp fan signs and i have none.

I am going to cry now.

Holy crap.

Would you take a look at all the extras on this disc!

I MUST HAVE THIS DVD.

Every once in a while, i get e-mails asking me to put up new galleries of celebs that i don’t already have on my gratuitous nude naked topless celebs section.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: jordana brewster
From: “Christopher Jarvis” chris@xaraonline.com
Date: Thu, Nov 1 2001 5:26:07 PM -0000

holdmykidney
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She reminds me too much of one of my ex’s.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Heard of Josie Maran?
From: “Lee Iriarte” gatosusio@dingoblue.net.au
Date: Mon, Nov 5 2001 1:36:41 AM +1100

might wanna add this one to your next web site post aswell
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Yep. I’ve heard of her before. Saw her once in an issue of FHM. Or was it Maxim? I’m not sure. But yeah, she was featured in one of their swimsuit issues or something.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: hmm
From: “Mark R Capati” yinyang814@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Nov 8 2001 2:35:53 AM -0600

~yinyang814
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She has a forehead almost as big as mine.

But seriously though, i’d love to put up new pics of celebs and shit but as it stands, i’m kinda paranoid about adding new pics and stuff.

Not because i’m getting soft about the content of my site or anything (naked women, offensive remarks etc etc) but because of the fact that i’m running out of space on my server. I’ve only been alloted a maximum amount of 75 megs of space on my personal server and as of now, i only have about 28.9 megs of space left.

Sure, it may seem like a lot of space left but i’m still kinda paranoid about wasting too much of it on just pics. I ran out of space once before (when my max. was 50 megs) and had to beg Solo (my host… or Satan if you ask Will…) to give me an extra 25.

I don’t wanna have to beg again in case i run out of space… again.

Anyway, that’s really not the point. I’m actually in the process of rethinking what i’m going to do with this site. I’m contemplating on getting a new layout perhaps. Or maybe just revamping some of the older material that’s on here (the about section, the faqs… etc etc) and just basically streamlining the whole site so that it’ll be more efficient… loading time wise and space wise.

If and when i do have some free time on my hands, i’m probably gonna optimize each and every single jpeg on this site so that they’ll weigh in at a lesser size. Freeing up much needed server space for more pics and such.

But until then, i’m probably gonna be a little stingy in terms of new (half assed) ‘gallery’ additions.

I’ve taken your suggestions into consideration though. So yeah, i’ll probably add them sooner or later.

Even Rachel ‘I have a huge forehead that rivals Justin’s‘ Leigh Cook.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: chinese movies (hongkong)
From: “Noralyaa Puspa” noralyaap@hotmail.com Add to Contacts
Date: Mon, Oct 29 2001 2:17:58 PM +0800

-alyaa
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I don’t really watch that many Chinese movies. Other than the Jackie Chan one’s and a couple of Jet Li’s and John Woo’s, i’ve never really seen too many of the ‘other’ Hong Kong movies out there. Not to say that i’m completely out of touch with all those ‘other’ HK movies, it’s just that i’m not too interested in them.

And just for your general information, no i have never seen any of the Young And Dangerous movies.

I pretty much like to stick to Jackie Chan, Jet Li and John Woo HK movies. Nothing else. Except for a few exceptions here and there once in a while.

I was invited to take part in Shasha’s (a friend from back home who’s in the UK now) annual ETE site of the year awards again this year.

i really wish i could follow the proceedings of the awards but i can’t. Mostly because i can’t access her site from school. Why? Because her URL has ‘xxx’ in it.

The school network recognizes that as potentially being a porn site so it blocks it.

Very unfortunate.

Anyway, she sent out an e-mail to all the nominees and i couldn’t help but feel amused when i read this:

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Hello boys and girls. This is a warning email to warn you all of you have been submitted as nominees for this year’s ETE awards.

I had to disqualify Justin [thatsjustnotright.com] because he is way too mainstream, and he wouldn’t need hosting from some little itty bitty .co.uk site. Neither would Zil, but it’s okay, it’s her first year.
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And to tie in with that comment, i found this being posted up on one of the other nominees’ site:

“I don’t stand to win anything, of course. The exposure of this site is basically nil, compared to other sites. In fact, I expect Justin, another nominee, to clean up on the awards this year. He has one potent weapon at his disposal: the indecently large exposure his site has, the number of visitors that he receives daily far outweighing the total of every other competitor put together. The sheer volume of votes which he could be bringing in his direction will be the deciding force in the awards, and I don’t see how any other site could compete against the juggernaut.”

YES. I AM A JUGGERNAUT.