*ehem ehem*

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: A few things.
From: Kirill M k_malkin@yahoo.co.uk Add to Contacts
Date: Sun, Apr 21 2002 4:59:16 PM +0100 (BST)

Hey,

Cool site, been reading it daily for a couple of months, probably more, but anyway, me and a few mates were bullshitting around on my PC here at Uni. One of the wise-asses typed in “Summer Altice Dirty Lesbian Porn Movie” in Google. Your site came up first. So proof that your hit whoring scheme is a success. Talking of Summer Altice, they keep bugging me to find an MPEG of her, and Jordana Brewster out of that Circus flick where she got her boobs out. I can’t. But I bet you can.

Remember that Kirsten Dunst vid-cap of the Spiderman trailer that you had on the main site when your site was down for a few weeks? It was the ‘money shot’, or as close to it as a ‘money shot’ in spiderman would be… Anyway, have you still got it? It’s not the ones which you’ve got in a sequence, it was bigger. It’d make for a nice wallpaper…

Keep with the site, none of that, “down” bullshit.

K.
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Thanks for the kind words.

Sorry dude, i can’t help you out with the mpegs but i think i have a vidcap of that Jordana chick with her tit out somewhere. You’ve probably already seen it though.

Here.

Okay it sucks but that’s the best i can do. Oh and yes, i do realize that the Summer Altice link is broken but i just haven’t found the time to fix it up yet. But yeah, about the mpegs; i can’t help ya there. Mpegs just aren’t my thing.

Here’re the links to those Kiki pics though:

  • The money shot
  • Close to it as a ‘money shot’

    I have a whole bunch of other e-mails that i’d like to post up here but i’ll save em for later. I got an exam to sit for later tonight and i gotta get some sleep for now. Been up all night studying.

    Oh… before i go… who’s the smartest man in the world again?

    Yep. That’s right. ME. Muahahahahhaha.

  • Jason X

    Oh what the hell. It’s coming out in about a weeks time anyway. I’ll just jump the gun and post up these Lexa Doig pics now so that by the time the movie comes out, Google will have already indexed my page into their search engine thingy and people looking for LEXA DOIG NUDE will hopefully be directed here to my page thus giving me yet even more meaningless empty hits from horny teenagers and dirty old men alike.

    Yes kids. This is how to get more hits for your website. This and maybe mentioning preteen lesbian sex every once in a while. Guaranteed results.

    Googlebot? Are you picking these up? LEXA DOIG NUDE. KELLY HU NUDE. PRETEEN LESBIAN SEX. Go Googlebot go!

    I’m the smartest man in the world. I know.

    Attack Of The Clones spoiler pic

    Well. I’m guessing everybody’s probably seen this before. Or at least knows that this was gonna happen. What exactly am i talking about? Well… you’ll see in this pic.

    BUT BEFORE YOU CLICK ON IT… let me warn you. It’s a big spoiler. Well… for those of you who don’t already know about it of course.

    Anyway, spoil yourselves rotten if you please.

    Hit whoring scheme

    Did i just say hit whoring scheme? What i meant to say was The Scorpion King. The movie just came out. I haven’t seen it but i’ve heard it’s a pretty fun flick. I saw a clip of it on Conan last night. The harem scene. It was pretty funny. I didn’t know there was gonna be comedy elements in the movie. I always thought it was gonna be really serious and Conan the Barbarian-y.

    Anyway, wanna bet that a million people will be searching for nude Kelly Hu pics after watching that movie? Hey Google. Index my page why don’t you.

    Kelly Hu. Naked right? I got em.

    n00b!

    Yay. I fixed the site.

    Here are some fun links.

  • Undress Betty and Veronica
  • Inspirational Sport Statues
  • Pranksters
  • Better than IG

    Oh and in case you didn’t catch it:

    But i can so totally relate to everything being said in that e-mail though*

    *even though it was fake.

    Yup, it was fake. And i knew it was because Drew told me. But not before i’d e-mailed him my condolences and called him a cunt after him telling me it was just a joke though. Ha.

    That was a good prank. I wish i’d thought of it first. Drew is evil.

  • Bandwidth

    From Eye:

    “BTW, I’ve deleted most of the pics from the server I’m on now. Since they don;t have a credit card on file for me, they’ve sent me a bill because I’m going way over the bandwidth hypermart allows for free. Ohh well, screw hypermart, what’s a few gigs of bandwidth nowadays. I was transfering between 1.5 to 2 gigs per month before I started writing again, and now with Justin sending a shitload trafic, I’m sure the bandwidth is more…”

    Hehe. Maybe i should stop linking people.

    Amount of bandwidth i was pushing before = 100 gigs per month!

    Getting caught…

    …sucks.

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    “I can’t tell you how shocked and surprised I am by what I have found today. Your dad had told me that a customer of his found a website on the internet called mindlessconformity.com. Little did we know this filth of a site was run by our own son. I can’t believe what I saw drew, going through all of your past articles and what you have written. The way you treat women, the way you exploit them is appalling. For the first time in my life I felt ashamed of you drew. What happened to the inocent boy who I used to know.

    You call what you do entertainment. I can’t belive all the porn and naked women you put on your site. Its dirty. So this is what you do at school. Your dad and I work our asses off to and spend enless amounts of money on your education and this is the product. A website so degrading to women, and humanity that it makes me sick. Drew, this needs to stop. If it doesn’t consider yourself on you own for the rest of your college days. We need to talk.”
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    Nope, that e-mail wasn’t for me (Because my name obviously isn’t Drew). It was for Drew over at Mindless Conformity. But i can so totally relate to everything being said in that e-mail though*

    What would parents say if they found out that their kids are running what’s essentially a porno site (i know mine says “not a porn site” up there but come on… who am i kidding?)

    Thankfully, my parents don’t really care about what i do with this site. In fact, my mom even reads it. I’m sure my parents don’t read the site like the rest of you people who usually just come here for the porn but still, it makes me feel weird knowing that they do. What with all the smut that’s on here.

    “You call what you do entertainment. I can’t belive all the porn and naked women you put on your site. Its dirty. So this is what you do at school. Your dad and I work our asses off to and spend enless amounts of money on your education and this is the product.”

    What would your parents say if they knew you ran a site like this?

    Luckily mine don’t really care (and i find that a bit disturbing actually).

    Sometimes i really do hate this site though. And all the wrong impressions about me that it might give out to people. My girlfriend almost wanted to break up with me last week because of me being such ‘a guy’ in one of the AIM convos that i posted up (the one about that WMU sorority girl). She didn’t think i could ever be like that and talk that way. For most of the part, she understands why i do the things i do on my site. She does know that i’m nothing like how i am on the site in real life. And after a long talk where i had to explain myself, my ‘online site persona’ etc etc, all was well. And she didn’t dump me. Phew. I guess sometimes i do cross the lines of decency every now and then. She really doesn’t like this site. And i’ve gotten into trouble over stuff that i’ve written on here. And it sucks when that happens =(

    Well at least she already knew about my site from the moment we got together. Unlike this poor guy who got an e-mail from his girlfriend, after she found out about his site from a friend.

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    Date: Thu, 28 Mar 2002 12:19:30 -0800
    From: “xxxxxxxxxx” xxxx@xxx.com
    Subject: ???
    To: slam3@mailcity.com

    Hey baby… just out of curiousity…. why are you on the spoiled milk web site and not TELLING ME!!! If you’re wondering how I found out, xxxxxx xxxxxxxx told me that a guy on the front page looked kinda like you in the pictures that I have showed her. I was like “really?” he hasn’t told me anything about it…. then I thought that it was something from MTV that did it, so I got on the web site. Come, to find out, you put yourself on there… AND WANT NASTY ASS GIRLS TO ENTER YOUR CAM PORTAL!? Baby, you are with me, and ONLY me. I don’t care if you are joking or not, tell me if you do that. ok? that’s all I ask… now I am curious if you have done anything else I need to know about. And now I know where you got that weird voice from last night on the internet that you had no clue what it said. from “Update” on spoiledmilk.net. Call me when you get this if you haven’t already.
    I love you xxxxxxxx
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    His situation is actually pretty funny but it could’ve been more worse. Like in my case.

    Anyway, got any thoughts on this matter? Leave a comment or something.

    La di da

    Well i guess this hot weather isn’t all that bad really. Flowers are blooming, tree buds are swelling, squirrels running around, half naked college chicks sunbathing on the grass…

    Remind me to get a haircut today. I’m starting to grow a pseudo mullet.

    And i also need to go to the Residence Life office to fill out an application for moving into that other dorm.

    Oh and i have class at 4 and a week before my finals start. I need to study more and fuck around less.

    So many things to do!