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Stuff. Just random stuff.

Let’s begin.

Spider-man! I really love this ad. Unseen footage and a surprise ending! =D

<3 Stacy! What’s her favorite site? Apparently it’s mine!! =O

*shock*

So honored! =D <3 And hey hey hey. Look who's back! Kip is back! Don’t know who Kip is? Well then you must belong to one of the newer generations of fubar readers that don’t know better. But it doesn’t matter! Point is, he’s back. Oh and can somebody please host his bitchass please.

In other news, i updated my DVD list! And i also added a few new links to the site. Zoja! Cleo! Oh! And also, contrary to what Eye thinks, only 10% of my DVD’s are bootlegs! And even then, i still have more DVD’s than he does! Nyah nyah nyah nyah.

I bought an N64 for 30 bucks a few days ago! And it came with a 4 Meg Expansion Pak! Which retails for 30 bucks alone! So i got an N64 WITH an Expansion Pak for only 30 bucks! What a steal! I also got 3 games to go with my 30 buck N64! Goldeneye, Perfect Dark and Conker’s Bad Fur Day! I got Perfect Dark for 14 bucks!

N64! For 30 bucks! Perfect Dark! For 14 bucks! It’s like daylight robbery!

Actually that’s the reason why i haven’t been updating so much lately! It’s because i’ve been playing Conker’s Bad Fur Day and Perfect Dark so much! Fun-ness! Okay so they both look like shit and have choppy as hell framerates by todays GC and PS2 (and even the now defunct DC) standards but they’re still tight ass games!

Look!

  • Conker’s BFD = 9.9 out of 10!
  • Perfect Dark = 9.8 out of 10!
  • Goldeneye = 9.7 out of 10!

    So now. I need your help all you fellow N64 owners out there. What other GOOD old games should i add to my collection?

    Is Paper Mario any good? Majora’s Mask? Beetle Adventure Racing?

    Perfect Dark! For 14 bucks! My head is still spinning!

    I need more good old games. RECOMMEND TO ME YOUR FAVORITES.

    Resident Evil for GC! In stores April 30th! Can’t wait! Spider-man PS2! In store NEXT WEEK! April 16th! *faint*

    Useless Justin trivia: I once actually owned an N64 a coupla years ago. With like… 9 games for it. UNTIL IT ALL GOT STOLEN. *cry*

    Useless Jusin trivia 2: I never got to finish Zelda for the SNES. I only got as far as the Dark World. And then i quit playing because i got upset and scared.

    What? The Dark World was scary and upsetting!

    All of you long time, old time fubar readers might be interested to know that Edo (webmaster of the now defunct thefatwebsite.com) has a new site up. It’s the evolution of our MailOrderBride.com idea (a site that i was supposed to co-own together with Edo that, unfortuantely, never saw the light of day) and it’s now become… SPY-MAGAZINE.NET!!

    And… no. It’s not about spies. Nor was MailOrderBride.com to be an actual Mail Order Bride site.

    Nor was thefatwebsite.com about fat people either.

    Edo likes misleading site URL’s. I think he’s like half Japanese or something. You know those Japanese. Kooky.

    But they make great games! <3 Shigeru Miyamoto! <3 Hideo Kojima! <3 Yu Suzuki! <3 Nintendo! <3 Sega! <3 Sony! POO TO MICROSOFT. Edo owns an X-Box. Let's all point and laugh. Why does no one make me anymore fan signs? Don't you realize that you'll get lots and lots of superficial hits if i post yours up?? Especially if you have boobs?? I get 5000+/- hits a day you know? I used to get around 9000+ a day a coupla months back. 9000+! I am a hit monster.

    Wow. This is a long post. Let me make it longer by cutting and pasting short reviews of my site. In a little section i’d like to call… ‘WHAT PEOPLE HAVE SAID’.

    (Cunningly edited to make it seem like my site is the best in the world)

    “…this is one of those sites you dream about finding. Seriously. Forget about me and go there — you might never come back here, ever, but that’s okay. I will comPLETEly understand.” – Bears-Cave

    “He has nude naked topless celebrities, amusing things to say, and an interesting following. Its about half very bright girls and half guys who can’t spell anything at all. Makes for a fun dynamic.” – Spacecheese

    “Excellence, if one word could wrap up his site, excellence would be it. The […] logs are interesting and fun to read.” – theweblogreview (i won site of the year there)

    “…I also just wanted to take a min, and say thanks. I really do enjoy your web site, it makes me laugh. I have told co-workers about it, and they also tell me that it is good. Whatever you are doing, keep it up.” – Kevin (via e-mail)

    “I did not have sexual relations with that woman Ms. Lewinsky” – Bill Clinton

    This is where i suddenly end the post abruptly.

    • Libby Hoeller: The Complete Story

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    Well okay, not really COMPLETE complete but pretty close. Or maybe not. All i’m doing is really just throwing together every bit of information other people have gathered about Elizabeth Hoeller, otherwise known as Libby Hoeller, onto one page.

    Because i’m bored and i have nothing else better to do. So for those of you who don’t know, this is BASICALLY how the story goes:

    Chick has boyfriend. Chick makes videos of herself doing a striptease for boyfriend. Somewhere along the lines, chick cheats on boyfriend. Boyfriend gets pissed. Boyfriend send videos to EVERYONE. Videos somehow get onto P2P file sharing servers (Morpheus/Kazaa etc etc). And everything else after that… is a mystery.

    You’ve probably heard different takes on the whole Libby Hoeller story. What’s true? And what’s not? I can’t tell you what exactly happened (because i don’t really know myself) but i can show you what other people (who claim to have first hand information about her) have said.

    I’ve recently had my eyes opened wide and starry by an amazing video starring a girl called Libby Hoeler. Apparently she went to University of Wisconsin and made these home videos with her webcam for her boyfriend who was away. Like I said, they were for her boyfriend’s eyes only. Something must have happened between the two of them because he leaked the clips with her name, address and phone number genlocked at the start. Before long, they had circulated far and wide and poor Libby Hoeler became an involuntary internet legend. There are supposedly 10 or so clips in circulation, and the one I watched is called “The Complete Libby Hoeler.mpg” even though it is only a merge of 5 of them. They all have sound and she sings as she dances to a various songs.

    I am a strong advocate for the “some things should remain sacred” school of thought. Nothing the girl did to him could have justified his actions. I started feeling pissed off on her behalf when watching it. It was so personal and here it was for the world to see. What really made me mad was the way she kept pointing to the camera everytime the word “you” came up in the song lyics. (eg. “i love YOU”, “… for YOU”, etc). She ended each clip by blowing a kiss at the camera. Her jerk of a boyfriend sure didn’t deserve her. He apparently received a 12 month jail sentence, mild consolation for Libby who probably had her life ruined.

    That’s the dominant story in my crude search engine investigations. Another theory was that her bf’s roommate found and released the clips.

    I probably should have stopped watching as soon as i realized what the clip was and who it was meant for and you’re probably wondering why I didn’t. I did say earlier in this post that the video was amazing and indeed it was. I do not exaggerate.

    posted by Devante Swing at 12:15 PM

    Jail?

    “VERY nice to see Elizabeth “Libby” Hoeller is so prominent in the news. Her story was the one taking place in Wisconsin, and the original videos posted of her have her name, address and phone number in the beginning. What a sick ex-boyfriend, he didn’t need to do that. Good thing he ended up getting a 12-moth prison sentence out of it.

    Cheers.”

    Is this true? Did he really go to jail? Apparently not:

    as a first hand source i just wanted to let you know that libby’s boyfriend did not receive any kind of jail sentence. he also did not put her name and address on the videos. that happened later after they had been circulating for a few weeks.

    Posted by madison student – 10:38am December 5, 2001

    Here’s another take on it.

    to whom it may concern:

    i know libby hoeller’s ex-boyfriend… videos got uploaded accidentally… were in his download folder, and people uploaded it over Scour back in the day… he did not get a 12 month prison sentance… he is alive and well, attending university of indiana, highly amused by it… they broke up but maintained a sex relationship for seven more months…

    Posted by Raul Duke – 3:27pm December 24, 2001

    Somebody once wrote something about Libby in my guestbook. Saying:

    Comments: Those movies are not Libby. Some ass thought it would be funny to rename some porno movies that he had found on a now defunct web site in sweden and pass them around her campus. Needless to say it is not funny. I am sure you can figure out how horrible something like this would be for a person. If not, ask any of the girls who visit your web site what they would think if something like this happeneed to them. Please just call them some chick dancing or something instead of using a name. Someone has to start this, and I’m hoping it is you.

    Yeah okay dude. Whatever.

    Anyway, here are two e-mails from two students who’re from University of Wisconsin Madison (where the videos originated from) that pretty much prove that this all really did happen and isn’t just some hoax or myth.

    Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2002 17:34:44 -0600
    From: xxxxx@students.wisc.edu
    Subject: libby hoeler

    hey. i came across your site after searching google for libby hoeler, i was bored. anyway, as a student at UW madison i could tell you what i know of her and the story. her real name is elizabeth heller. she is a sophomore now but was a freshman living in university housing when it happened. she lived in sellery hall, i was living across the street in witte hall where one of her good friends lived on my floor. the story i heard from him is that she made them for her boyfriend who was at college in milwaukee. she cheated on him and he found out, and he sent them to her parents, her grandparents, all her friends whose email addresses he knew and naturally they ended up on morpheus and kazaa. i dont know much else about it, i personally dont know her other than seeing her at a few parties.

    And one more:

    Date: Thu, 17 Jan 2002 20:41:59 -0600
    From: xxxx@students.wisc.edu
    Subject: Libby Hoeller

    Hi,

    Yes, the story is true. Of course, we knew about it about a year and a half ago. It happened sometime at the beginning of the 00-01 school year in Sellery Hall. It was funny; we even looked her up in the student directory. She lived about 3 doors down from where I used to live, but she was long gone by the time the pictures were distributed (and everyone tried to contact her). But yes, it is true. And if I have any credibility on this subject at all, it should be from my wisc.edu email address. Heh.

    Update:

    A little update on the Libby Hoeller story. A reader of mine sent this in. I’ll let him do the talking:

    To: psykotik@gmail.com
    Subject: Libby Hoeller/Heller… whatever.
    From: “Liquid” liquid@***.net
    Date: Sun, Apr 14 2002 2:04:57 AM -0700

    Justin —

    So I’m reading your rants, and I happen to be unusually entertained by them. Ok. Not unusually. More like its the fucking status quo. Never mind that tho.

    When I read your little “synopsis” on Mrs. Hoeller/Heller/Whatever, I recalled that one of the posts mentioned that her name/address was put at the beginning of the now quite infamous strip-cams. I also remember thinking that it sounded more like web-lore than anything else. No one would possible know this sort of crap one way or another in the vast sludge known as the internet. However, I recently deleted my libby-‘stash’ by accident, and started looking for suitable replacements, when it seems that I actually ran across a version that still had the name in the opening. I enclosed a .jpg just for kicks. Not sure if you care, but what the hell. I thought it was sort of surprising, and anything I can do to further your research into the hoeller-case.

    Like I said, I thought that part of the story would HAVE to be bullshit.

    I guess not.

    Best,
    Chris

    Libby’s address.

    I guess it wouldn’t hurt to post it up here. Since i’m sure she’s not living there anymore.

    Okay. Now i’m slightly confused. Is it Hoeller? Or Heller? Because according to one of the two UWM students up there, her last name is Heller. And according to the other, she lived in Sellery Hall. But in the screenshot, it says Hoeler. Not Heller. The Sellery thing checks out though. That seems to be true. But as for her name, which is it? Hoeler or Heller?

    Does anybody know? (Does anybody even care??)

    The videos in question:

  • Libby 1
  • Libby 2
  • Libby 3
  • Libby 4

    • And that’s… all that i have on Libby Hoeler.

    University of Wisconsin Madison… wow. If only that kinda stuff happened here at Western Michigan University…

    Actually… it has.

    I have two short videos of some chick that goes to WMU fingering herself. Got em from this dude that i know from this other dorm here at Western. Click on the link for more.

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    Nelly Furtado

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    Remember that Nelly Retardo post that i made way back in January? You know, this one.

    Well, for some reason, i’ve gotten a couple of new comments on that post.

    Justin – She ain’t arrogant. She sings both nasal and with open tones. She most certainly isn’t tryin’ to sound black (if she did, she failed – I don’t hear it – not sure where you’re getting that – if it’s her quasi-rapping: the Portuguese have had a rapping style for centuries). She’s definitely down to earth yet sure of herself – not arrogant. You’re entitled to your opinion, and mine is: You sound like an ignorant doofus -have you heard the album? It’s quite creative – I think it even won a Grammy – know what that is and who it is that votes?
    Posted by SIR – 4:38am April 3, 2002

    SIR, i don’t WANT to listen to her album. I’d rather stick a pencil in my ear.

    Justin –
    You’re a loser. Nelly is awesome. Just by the looks of her boobies, you can tell the girl has talent. Her coochie smells like daisies. Therefore she can dance as well. The only other artist ever that can compete with her is Danzig. They both rock. But “just because she rocks doesn’t mean she’s made of stone” – Mike Gagliano (adopted Jewish boy). She has feelings and if she ever read what you wrote, she would cry, then beat you up. You’re a meanie head and she’s a tough grrrrl. I think you need to stop masturbating, and start lisetening to her CD (with pants on!). By the way, your nipples are ugly.
    Posted by Heather – 6:26pm April 7, 2002

    Heather, i want to see your boobs.

    Anyhow, i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again. I HATE NELLY FUCKING RETARDO. She cannot sing for crap. Some of her songs had some good rhythms and beats, and she screwed them all up by opening her mouth. And what the fuck is that stupid bird song anyway? It worse than that other dumb turn off the lights crap. If she’s so much like a bird, and going to fly away, why the fuck hasn’t she? Maybe if her song hadn’t been played to the max on the radio, she wouldn’t be as annoying. Maybe if her voice didn’t sound like a bad saxaphone’s player imitation of a cat being run over by a car, i wouldn’t begin to cower and whimper every time it started to play on the radio. Maybe if she didn’t have such a big ass nose… Anyway, she has all of that, and i really don’t like her.

    Her voice is all scratchy like she was brushing her teeth and just started brushing her throat raw. Ohh… bad mental images. Anyway, she really cannot sing. Her voice goes up in pitch then goes down a bit , then up and down and up and down. I don’t think she planned for it to do that, but if she did then she’s just stupid because it sounds terrible.

    She’s NOT good, so stop telling her she is! It’s such a crock of shit the way she won those Grammy’s. Ok, fine, at least she writes her own stuff, but seriously. It’s BAD. She’s BAD. She should just go AWAY! Fuck! Go to hell, Nelly Furtado! Maybe in a different life, and a different time, i would have liked you, but right now you’re just another bad singer. But for one thing, she really does look like a bird, which I intend as a compliment to her honesty. I am like a profoundly annoyed bird after listening to this song. The “Hidden Gap Advert, Crouching Freshly Scrubbed Co-ed” video does a lot to obscure this lousy POS song.

    She considers Missy Elliot ‘one of the best urban acts in the world.’ WTF? Someone once commented that she has a nice rack. So what? She looks like she’s in a coma or something on the cover of her CD. That isn’t a good thing to aim for, and again if she was actually aiming for that comafied look…all I have to say is NO.

    DIE NELLY RETARDO. DIE!

    Hello again

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    Hi. It’s been a while since i last posted up an image on the site. Let’s see if i can still remember how to do that:

    I amaze myself sometimes.

    Alright. First of all, let’s take a look at that pic. It’s a webcam shot of me holding up a ticket. You can’t exactly see me in the picture (nor do i think you would want to) but i can assure you that it’s really a webcam shot of me holding up a ticket.

    Look closely and you can probably make out the name Janeane Garofalo on there. Yes, it’s actually a ticket for one of her stand up shows. You know… Janeane Garofalo… comedienne… short, bitchy, funny.

    Now the big question is, what the hell is Janeane Garofalo doing in KALAMAZOO, Michigan of all places??

    Not that i’m complaining or anything. I mean, it’s great that she’s actually gonna be here in KALAMAZOO, Michigan (of all places) to do her stand up routine (which i will be going to come this Saturday, April the 6th). I actually did a double take the first time i passed by the State Theater; while i was on the bus to the mall, seeing her name amongst some other names up on the marquee. I mean, that can’t be right. Janeane Garofalo? In KALAMAZOO, Michigan?

    So i checked it out on the web. To see if she was indeed doing any shows up here in KALAMAZOO, Michigan and sure enough, there it was. KALAMAZOO, Michigan.

    Which was really quite shocking to me. I mean, look at the other cities she’s doing shows in. St. Louis, Pheonix, Los Angeles… all big name cities… but KALAMAZOO?

    Okay. Maybe i’m just making too big a deal of out things but hey, it gives me an excuse to post up a picture of my ticket and say KALAMAZOO seven times in all caps.

    Anyway, i’d like to share with you a disturbing e-mail.

    —————
    To: psykotik@gmail.com
    Subject:
    From: “Maven” Pyro_Fish_01@hotmail.com
    Date: Wed, Feb 20 2002 8:37:09 PM -0500

    i wish i was you

    maven
    —————

    You need help.

    In other news:

    ex0ticnsull3n: tard
    ex0ticnsull3n: i just realized something
    psykotik2k: what?
    ex0ticnsull3n: you still have evil 14 year old girl.
    psykotik2k: you’re not 15 yet
    ex0ticnsull3n: ive been 15 since january. i told you that like a month ago
    psykotik2k: really?

    And with that, Suzi is no longer an evil 14 year old girl. She’s an evil 15 year old girl now.

    Somehow that doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. But she’s still evil nonetheless. I mean, look. She called me a tard.

    My hits have been pretty good lately. Almost 6000 hits from over 3000 people on April 2nd alone. Yes. I am big time e/n.

    Although… 90% of those hits probably account for people who were just looking for porn but hey, like i really give a damn about what kind of people visit this site.

    This is probably old news by now but for those of you who’re out of the loop and are interested at all in anything that has to do with Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, the Evil Dead series and the new Spider-Man movie, then here are a coupla tidbits that you may have not already heard about:

  • Interesting news for Evil Dead fans. Raimi said he liked to do a fourth Evil Dead flick, and is keen to work with Bruce Campbell and Robert Tapert again. Also if he were to do it, he would do it again on a shoestring budget.
  • Despite the first trailer being pulled due to September 11th, the Twin Towers will be in the picture in tribute – however they won’t be used for any of the ‘wow’ action sequences, merely part of the background
  • Bruce Campbell, yes, Bruce Campbell of Evil Dead fame, narrates the videogame version of the movie. It also has the actual narrating voice of actor Toby McGuire. McGuire tells his story, while Campbell is the invisible narrator for the gamer.
  • I once talked to a cab driver who used to live down the hall from Bruce Campbell from when they were both here at Western. You know… WMU. I go to WMU. In fact, i just live like a block away from where Bruce Campbell used to stay. Draper Hall. I walk by that hall every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday on the way to my broadcasting and film classes. And everytime i walk by it, i think to myself, “Bruce Campbell used to live there”. And then i kiss the ground that he once walked on.
  • I like Bruce Campbell.

    • Hello

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    Well, it had to happen sooner or later. I’m back.

    Yep… as if you didn’t see it coming…

    But yeah, don’t you just hate it when that happens though? I mean, you know… when people quit their sites only to come crawling back after a coupla weeks? It’s probably not at all surprising coming from me since this isn’t exactly the first time i’ve ‘came back’ from ‘the dead’. I’ve probably ‘quit’ the site like what now? 4.. 5 times?

    I’ve probably lost all credibility though… with any more ‘i quit’ announcements that i might make in the future. And it sorta makes me feel kinda guilty having to come back actually… to be defying your expectations by coming back and all. Unless of course you were expecting me to come back… then that’s an entirely different story altogether. But yeah, the point is, i feel sorta guilty coming back after having received all these nice e-mails.

    I pulled a similar stunt about a year ago. Remember?

    Although, to my credit, i never really did say that i’d ‘quit’. And i did say that i might be coming back. And well, whaddaya know? Here i am. Truth be told, i just had to shut down the site for a while because of all the bandwidth that i was eating up. I only have a 10 gig limit for my site and there i was pushing 100 gigs a month.

    …

    Alright, truth to really be told is that i could’ve just left the site running without the porn but i thought i’d just take a little break from it all. Spend time with my girlfriend, play videogames, watch movies etc etc. Stuff that i couldn’t seem to find much time for when i had the site up and running.

    But back to the whole bandwidth thing. A lot of people have been IMing and emailing me telling me to get a better host etc etc. One with unlimited bandwidth or whatever. But y’see, i don’t wanna have to PAY to run my site. I don’t think it’s worth all that money you see? I’m happy with my 75 megs and 10 gigs per month bandwidth limit. That’s a pretty good deal considering that i get hosted for free. And i even got my domain name for free. All at the expense of my gracious host. There used to be a time where he would probably host you if your site was good enough (e.g MINE) but not so anymore. He might host you if you’re a good friend of his or if you’re willing to be his bitch though (ehem… Sung).

    But don’t count on it. Instead, if you’re looking for good cheap reliable hosting, then Solo might be able to hook you up with a pretty sweet deal.

    But anyway… i guess i should at least give an overview of what’s been going on in my life (or lack of it) this past month while i was gone.

    …

    Actually nothing much really happened. All i’ve been doing really is just buying a boatload of DVD’s (DVD’s are so cheap here! Compared to stinking Malaysia! I have a whole new stack of them on my desk right now) and PS2 games (Virtua Fighter 4… Mmmm). Oh and Gamecube games too.

    Bence bought a GC! And Eye is back! He needs a host. Host him!

    Oh and the porn is back (for you damn perverts). They’re being hosted offsite on my Mac iTools account though. And not every single link works. So there’s still a coupla broken links here and there. Plus… all that shit might get deleted if the Apple people find out that i’m hosting nakie pics on there. I didn’t bother to read their TOS so yeah, if you click on a link and nothing shows up, then it’s probably because the found out.

    APPLE PLEASE DON’T SUE.

    In other news, Stal quit her site =(

    But she still has posting rights to this one though so maybe we might see a new post from her on here? I hope so. POST HERE STAL!

    Mandi’s gone (but not forever). Sarah’s dead (well not DEAD dead but yeah, dead) and Nikki’s gone too. =(

    Cleo’s site is FINALLY up. Not sure if she’ll be posting here anymore but she still has access if she so pleases. Thess, of course, still has access here. Always. <3 Actually, she’s one of the reasons why i decided to bring back the site: 26/2/02 10:47 PM Teflon Parakeet: Don’t be gay, justin.
    psykotik2k: it’s not number 4!
    Teflon Parakeet: How long has that thing been up?
    psykotik2k: 22 hours
    psykotik2k: i’ve already gotten 15 emails about it
    psykotik2k: even one from lucy (!)
    Teflon Parakeet: I almost sent one, but signed on here to whine, instead.

    28/3/02 8:08 PM
    Teflon Parakeet: You could be updating.
    Teflon Parakeet: If you had a site.

    18/3/02 10:10 PM
    Teflon Parakeet: You should do something with that page of yours.
    Teflon Parakeet: It’s a disgrace to the neighborhood.
    Teflon Parakeet: Everybody’s talking about it.
    Teflon Parakeet: “Did you see that Justin guy’s page? Ugh, can’t he afford lawn care?”

    5/3/02 5:04 PM
    Teflon Parakeet: I went to your site just now.
    Teflon Parakeet: I forgot that you PUSSIED OUT OF RUNNING A PAGE.

    I love that girl.

    Okay, i feel like posting up more crap but i don’t want this post to be like a mile long. And also, the stuff i’m gonna post up pretty much constitutes as filler… but i’ve got a little reward for those of you who actually take the time to stick through with reading the rest of this post.

    Although, if you’re smart, you could always just scroll straight down to the bottom of the page after clicking on that ‘more’ link to get your stinking ‘reward’ without even having to subject yourself to reading my crap.

    Yes, i’m still quite the self aware bastard that i’ve always been.

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