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So what did everyone think of Kiki and her SNL gig? I thought she was great. That girl is just oozing with raw energy. She also has pretty good comic timing and delivery.

Her Anna K. sketch was hysterical. I’m still not sure what that word was that she used to describe her boobies. I think it was ‘boobings’. LOL.

Kudos to Kiki for having the nerve to grab the sexy Maya Rudolph’s tit also. I don’t think Maya was expecting that.

Another high five has got to go to Chris Parnell for his Kiki rap song, it’s destined to be a classic.

Lastly, a smack upside the head to geek-meister Eminem for trying so hard to look cool… and failing as always.

Oh, did Kiki really put a frozen hotdog in her nooners?

You all better be watching SNL tonight.

That Playboy Girl Next Door thing is on FOX right now.

Hugh Hefner!

Update:
Dammit Carmella! Don’t go! I want you to win!

Update 2:
Fuck! She left! What a shame. I thought she was the only decent looking one out of the whole bunch. Terri left too. =(

Update 3:
Okay i’m rooting for Wendy now. She’s a MILF.

Update 4:
Haha. This show is great. It’s like Playboy Survivor! But if they cut Wendy, i’m not gonna watch it anymore. Don’t cut Wendy!

Update 5:
Okay. They cut Wendy. Suck. Alright i’m still gonna keep watching but only because i have nothing else better to do.

Update 6:
WHY IN THE WORLD DID CHRISTINA MAKE THE 3RD CUT? Please don’t let her win.

Update 7:
Final elimination time! BWAHAHAHA. Christina didn’t make it! Woo hoo!

Shallan should’ve won though. Christina should DIEEE.

Okay. The end.

Yes! I’ve seen em all! And this is what i think!

The Scorpion King
Starring: The Rock, Michael Clarke Duncan

Hulk Hogan, eat your heart out! Brendan Fraser, Schmendan Schmaser! Not since Rowdy Roddy Piper has a professional wrestler made such a seamless transition from the squared circle to the big screen. Bring your hankies, ladies; The Rock will make you swoon. And don’t fret guy, guys; The Scorpion King is a non-stop roller coaster ride. Just buckle up and enjoy!!! Screw governor, The Rock for president!!!

Rave-O-Meter: Eleven stars

Spider-Man
Starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst

Director Sam Raimi does it again. The edge of your seat will be completely worn out by the end of this pulse-pounding, nail biting masterpiece. Kirsten Dunst has never been as brilliant. Tobey Maguire is an absolute revelation. I only wish i have more thumbs.

Rave-O-Meter: Twenty nine stars

Star Wars Episode II – Attack Of The Clones
Starring: Hayden Christiansen, Natalie Portman

Brilliant!!! Episode II is a popcorn movie with heart, soul and a funny bone. George Lucas not only knows what an audience wants, he gives it to them in spades. There isn’t a superlative possible (trust me, i searched my thesaurus for days) that does this film justice. Do whatever it takes to see Episode II immediately. Stand in line for tickets now if need be. You won’t be disappointed!!!

Rave-O-Meter: Fifty three stars

Scooby-Doo
Starring Freddie Prinze, Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Lillard

The chemistry between Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar bristles. After seeing Scooby-Doo, it’s easy to see how this young couple bucks the pressures of Hollywood and keeps on keepin’ on. Matthew Lillard might as well be a feather that constantly tickles your feet. He made me laugh so hard i need to consult a physician. And two weeks later, i’m still on medication!!!

Rave-O-Meter: Six hundred and eight stars

Minority Report
Starring: Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep

After seeing Minority Report, i can say with absolute certainty that Tom Cruise is NOT gay. Never before has a leading man been so gosh-darn masculine. Cruise sizzles! I absolutely loved him in this movie… in a heterosexual way, of course.

Rave-O-Meter: Forty-thousand stars

Kiki’s gonna be on Conan tonight! And she’s also gonna be hosting SNL this week!

Did anyone see that SNL ad where she’s jumping up and down with Jimmy Fallon?

OMG! Bounce bounce bounce! *faint*

In other news, the topless celeb pics are gonna be down for a while. They were using up too much bandwidth so Apple decided to ‘temporarily suspend’ the servers that they were hosted on (they were hosted on my Apple iDisk thing).

So anyway i’ve replaced the broken links with the celeb site links for the time being. At least until Apple releases the temporary suspension. Anyhow, watch SNL this Saturday! Kiki’s gonna be on it!

You know what i find amusing? Guestbooks on celebrity fan sites. No, not the guestbooks themselves but the people who leave entries in the guestbooks. The ones that think the actual celebrity featured on the site actually runs said celebrity fan site.

These are two guestbook entries taken from a Molly Ringwald fan site. Not her official site (not that she even has one) but a fan site. And notice how these people actually think they’re ‘talking’ to her:

“hi miss ringwald,
i hope everything is going well for you.i just wanted to say hi.and that you are my all time favourite actress.” – Shane

“Hi molly i just want to say that i’m your biggest fan.Are you still in the entertainment bussiness?” – Kimberly

Yeah. Like she’s ever gonna know you just said that to her.

Molly Ringwald. Mmm. Molly Molly Molly. Here’s a poem for you:

molly molly it’s no folly
to say the least you make me jolly
my pants are bulg’in with elation
i want to take you on vacation

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To: “‘psykotik@gmail.com'”
Subject: dyslexic
From: “Woodward, Tom” twoodwar@richmond.edu
Date: Tue, May 7 2002 3:12:20 PM -0400

Justin,

You probably already know this but if you are tired and your brain likes to reverse things you might type in goodinabadway.com and presto you are at the watchtower jehovah’s witness site. Kind of interesting. You site is very good. Maybe you will get some dyslexic Jehovah’s witness hits now.

Tom
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Wanna know something interesting? That site actually used to be a badinagoodway.com fan site. Yup. A fan site. I had this one slightly loopy fan who actually made a whole website that was pretty much dedicated to this one. It was up for about 2 months or so before it just suddenly disappeared… and turned into a Jehovah’s witness site (!?).

You can still take a look at what it was before it became a Jehovah’s witness site by clicking here.

Mind you, the links don’t work and only a fraction of what the site was could be salvaged but you can still get a pretty good idea of how much of a big fan this guy was.

It was a pretty amusing site.

Not everyday that somebody actually makes a fan site of your own site.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Look what Solo made for me!