It’s actually a video of Britney with one of her annoying ‘buddy-guards’ (you know… friends of hers that suck up to her by going out of their way to ‘protect’ her… bodyguard = buddy-guard… get it?) sun bathing on the beach. This guy videotapes her and she gets slightly annoyed after a while and leaves while saying “Sad motherfucker” to him!

That’s pretty funny. Coming from Britney Spears. She’s pretty bitchy.

In other related news, i have come to the conclusion that Britney Spears has small boobs.

Thanks to Ming for the link.

Other sites with good downloads:

This is an example of what NOT to do when you’re trying to ‘get some’ with your girlfriend.

psykotik2k: how far away is the beach?
mygirlfriend: like 15 minutes away
mygirlfriend: why???
psykotik2k: just wondering
mygirlfriend: I’m SO not going to the beach
psykotik2k: don’t worry
mygirlfriend: if u wanna go, I’ll just drop u off
psykotik2k: we’re not
psykotik2k: i don’t like the sand. it’s coarse and rough and irritating… not like you. you’re soft and smooth.
mygirlfriend: LOL
psykotik2k: okay so maybe i stole that from star wars.
psykotik2k: it worked for anakin..
mygirlfriend: would have worked for u too! but u just ruined it by telling me u stole it!
psykotik2k: i didn’t know you didn’t know!
mygirlfriend: I wouldn’t have known!
psykotik2k: i thought you knew!
mygirlfriend: OH WELL

D’oh!

“I don’t like the sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… not like you. You’re soft and smooth”.

“Anakin, I love… I love…” (insert weird ass death belly flop here).

“Ani? You’ve grown!” “So have you, princess, you’ve grown QUITE BEAUTIFUL!”

This dialogue is even cheesier than i am.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Jeremy” jmbrevard@mchsi.com
Date: Mon, May 13 2002 7:50:33 AM -0400

hey i was wondering if you had gotten any vid caps off the snl the other night. I had to work and i missed it…i about wanted to cry. Thanks
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Yo Yo Yo Listen up! This is a true love song!

Just livin it up on the west side
Everybodys just chillin pool side
While my rhymes are going world wide
K.D and me are gonna do some slip and slide.

Ala Spider-Man:

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Rule 1: Make It Half Action, Half Romance
Like Titanic, Spider-Man carefully splits its time between these two themes, allowing it to evenly nail what Hollywood these days calls all four demographic quadrants: male, female, under 25 and 25 and over. (The breakdown for the opening Saturday night was 54% male, 46% female, 52% 25 and over, 48% under.) Kids may be the heart of summer-movie sales, but adults pay full price and fill up the seats in late-night showings. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones is trying to do this too, but women aren’t buying it; a tracking survey from last week showed men were much more interested in seeing the movie than women.

Rule 2: Start Early
Ever since Twister grossed $41 million the weekend of May 10, 1996, the summer has inched back into May. Spider-Man has probably cemented this. “It does allow an advantage in getting theater shelf space because you’re ahead of the pack,” says Jeff Blake, the head of Sony marketing and distribution. By going early, Spider-Man got in 7,500 screens out of about 35,000 for its big weekend.

Rule 3: Save Your Stars
When you’ve got a franchise like Spider-Man, you’d be a fool to pay an actor $20 million; Tobey Maguire got $4 million. Studios will work even harder to find scripts like Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and The Incredible Hulk in which the idea itself is the marquee. One irony of all this is that it makes movies more like television. Says Walter Parkes, the co-head of DreamWorks’ film division: “The network-television business is really about three things: demographics, scheduling and series. We’re becoming a little bit like that.”

Rule 4: Don’t Worry Too Much About the Writing
Complicated exposition falls away with costumes, special effects, good-looking actors and a protagonist who can shoot a white, gooey liquid 100 feet into the air from his wrists. When the genre is the star, the script doesn’t have to be.

Rule 5: Get Kirsten Dunst Wet
Not every movie can have a scene in which Dunst’s pink shirt gets soaked in the rain before she makes out with a guy in spandex headgear, but many will try to work it into the plot somehow.
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Hehe. Rule 5. 🙂

[More]

A real post for once! And not just some uninspired crap like for the past coupla days!

Well… Not as uninspired at least.

You can thank Stacy for this. I actually wasn’t gonna write anything for the site tonight buuuut… what the hell. A surge of inspiration hit me while i was talking to her on AIM. Might as well not let it go to waste.

Lots of stuff have been coming in through the mail for me this past week. I got a check for 33 bucks earlier today from T-Shirt Hell. So that was cool. I got my Christy Chung DVD that i ordered a coupla weeks back. Oh and i also got a package from a friend back home that arrived sometime last week. She sent me Blade 2 and Resident Evil on VCD.

Blade 2 kicked ass by the way. Can’t wait till the DVD comes out. Resident Evil was… eh… alright i guess. Nothing special. Although i liked the elevator scene. And the laser corridor of death scene. That was cool. Other than that, the movie was just OKAY.

Speaking of Resident Evil…

sugartune2002: i just bought resident evil
psykotik2k: i have it too!
psykotik2k: have you played it?
sugartune2002: no i just bought it!
sugartune2002: i just got home
psykotik2k: go play it!
psykotik2k: play alone
psykotik2k: turn off the lights
psykotik2k: turn up the volume
sugartune2002: i will
sugartune2002: u know what
psykotik2k: what?
sugartune2002: that sounds a lot like watching porno haha

We are, of course, talking about the Resident Evil remake for the Nintendo Gamecube.

And to tell you the truth, part of the reason why i haven’t really been posting as frequently as i used to is because i’ve been playing way too much Resident Evil.

I mean, you’ve noticed that i haven’t been updating as much right…?

iamaf1sh: yea, they’re less frequent

Well yeah. Blame RE on the GC for that. Blame Jill Valentine actually. She’s pretty much the reason why i play that game so much. I mean look at her!

Jill Valentine is HOT.

That’s reason enough to just keep playing this game. Just to be able to look at her. In motion. Blowing off the heads of those damn Crimson Head Zombies

She actually looks exactly like this girl Rebecca who was in my Broadcast Operations class last semester. She was hot. HOT I TELL YOU.

Resident Evil GC. Good game.

Cover art sucks shit though.

Sucks shit. The cover art that is.

What was Capcom thinking? This is almost as bad as the original box art for Megaman on the NES.

In other news… the topless celeb pics are down again. Apple suspended them for raping their bandwidth too much. It happened once about a week ago and now it’s happened again. So i’ve replaced them with the celeb pic gallery links for the time being. I’m probably gonna have to switch those links back and forth each time my iDisk server’s bandwidth craps out. So yeah. If you REALLY want them topless celeb pics that badly, you’re just gonna have to wait a coupla days till Apple finally decides to release the suspension. Just keep checking back for their return.

But for now, just enjoy the celeb pic gallery pics.

I’ve just updated it and i got Dominique Swain topless making out with Mia Kirshner somewhere on there. Good stuff.

Plugs:

I get bombarded with e-mails like these everyday. Why do people assume that i know everything?

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: AOTC
From: Jason Roberts jasonr13@comcast.net
Date: Sat, May 11 2002 3:37:19 AM -0400

Have you already seen Episode 2? A bootleg I assume? I don’t suppose you would point me in the right direction would you?
Â
Feel for me…..I’m stuck in Michigan too! (Eastpointe)
Â
Cool website by the way.    Â

Jason.
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Here.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: movies
From: jason raupp jaruby@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, May 13 2002 5:43:33 PM -0700 (PDT)

i love your site and i check it about everyday and i
was wondering if you could tell me where i could find
movies to download (not p2p) thanks

jay ruby
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Not really what you’re looking for but here you go.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: a request plz…
From: Erkan Latifaoglu erkan@bilgi.edu.tr
Date: Fri, May 10 2002 1:01:47 PM +0300

hi there

sorry 4 disturbing but I searched from google.com and it said your site / has smth about spiderman (the movie) and subtitles. I now need badly the subtitle of spiderman film. Any language. Im translateing it to my own language but tileming suks.

If you send via mail Ill be glad..

cya
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Err… i don’t do subtitles.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Bangbus dvd’s
From: “J P” nimrod65imp@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, May 13 2002 9:01:38 PM +0000

hi,

cool site. Do you have any idea where to get the Bangbus cd’s or dvd’s? I had seen them 4-sale on Yahoo & ebay- all have been removed.

Any help would be great!

Gina
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Um… i wouldn’t really know.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: regarding malaysian college girls post
From: “Shane Yoder” ebhc@whidbey.net
Date: Sun, May 12 2002 7:31:48 PM -0700

I would like to know where I can see more pictures like your great post of malaysian college girls. 🙂

Thanks,

shane
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They weren’t that great and the ones you saw are all that i have.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “keith miller” ksec@spii.net
Date: Fri, May 10 2002 4:44:49 PM -0400

So like, would you like to be my cellmate?
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