Monthly Archives: July 2002

Goober and Dipnoodle’s Sage

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psykotik2k: my girlfriend
cinnfuleyes: girlfriend?
cinnfuleyes: *confused*
psykotik2k: you didnt know??
psykotik2k: i thought you knew!
cinnfuleyes: wtf?
cinnfuleyes: did I not ask you if you were dating? and you said no.
cinnfuleyes: is this girl in real life, or is it 8=jjjj==D * * * ?
psykotik2k: yes! three dimensional and all =P
cinnfuleyes: booger i’m tired, don’t play with my head

o_0 say what?

-two insomniacs-

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Ich lebe dieses Lied, welches Lied lebst du?

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I went out and bought that 4 disc Vista Series edition of Pearl Harbor: The Director’s Cut yesterday. That’ll probably be my last purchase for this month since i’m gonna be swearing off buying any new DVD or videogames till at least the middle of August. To balance out all the crap i’ve been spending my money on over the past 2 weeks or so.

Check out the very impressive package you get with this 4 disc set.

3 audio commentaries, two 1 hour documentaries, one 50 minute ‘making of’ feature, hours worth of interactive featurettes plus TONS of other stuff; that’s gotta be at least a total of 16+ hours worth of your time to be invested into checking out everything that’s on those 4 shiny silver platters.

I still get chills running down my spine everytime i watch that bombing scene. I’ve seen this movies about 3 times now i think and it never fails to do that to me. And if you didn’t already know, you’re actually getting the R-rated director’s cut of the movie with this edition. And oh boy, what a difference that R makes. The battle scenes are just flat out gruesome this time around. Limbs getting blown off, brains flying everywhere, guts spilling out of people’s stomachs, blood spurting from people’s necks, people getting torn apart by bullets, decapitated heads rolling on the floor, etc etc. Very very gruesome stuff. Probably even more than in Saving Private Ryan. And Black Hawk Down. Combined. And wait till you get to the extra juicy hospital scene.

Oh and don’t forget to check out the hidden easter egg on the second disc. Hit right on your DVD remote to highlight this star that’s hidden next to the Faith Hill music video. It’ll take you to an outtake/film wrap reel that is just hilarious. OMG. I nearly busted my gut laughing when they recreated that animal cracker scene from Armageddon with Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler. Except with Josh Hartnett… playing Liv Tyler’s character.

It was SO SO very gay.

Anyways, i highly recommend getting this DVD if you have the cash. Sure the movie sucks (except for the bombing scenes) but the sheer amount of extras that you get with it more than makes up for the bad plot.

If anything, you should just get this DVD for that animal cracker scene alone. Haha.

Considering how good this 4 disc set of Pearl Harbor is, i can’t wait to see how much greater the 4 disc set of The Lord Of The Rings will be when it get released later in the year.

I still haven’t seen LOTR by the way. Even though i have it on VCD. I think i’ll just wait till the DVD comes out.

Anyway:

TypicalLewser:
LostInAPC: are you avril lavigne?
Typical Lewser: Do you really think if I was a teenage pop star, that I’d post my SN on a website?
LostInAPC: no but someone else might
Typical Lewser: I’m not her, sorry buddy
LostInAPC: ok
TypicalLewser: Your readers suck

Tee hee.

Su madre es una lechuga

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I had a weird dream today. I dreamt that i was on the Tonight Show and Avril Lavigne was on it. Jay Leno interviewed her for a bit and then Avril went on to do a live acoustic performance of some song that wasn’t on her album. But then she picked ME out of the audience and made me play the song on a acoutic guitar while she sang! And i have absolutely NO idea how to play guitar. Not in real life and not even in my dreams. But i played anyway. Oh man. I must’ve kept plucking the same three strings on that guitar and omg it sounded TERRIBLE. But the whole time i was thinking, “Nah, they won’t notice the awful guitar playing because they’ll be too busy listening to her sweet sweet voice”.

Shut up. She has a sweet voice.

So anyway, the song ended and people clapped! Weirdness. So anyway, then the next guest came on and it was Kevin Smith! I went back into the audience and Jay went on to interview Kevin Smith. Then Jay decided to bring up my site on the monitor to show everyone that post i made about Avril Lavigne’s ass crack! And Kevin Smith went on to say something to the extent of Avril having “a sweet ass” and him wanting to spank it or something. Then Avril got upset and got her lawyer to call up Kevin Smith on his cellphone right then and there in the middle of his interview and somehow his microphone could pick up the sound on his cellphone and everyone could hear the whole conversation! And then i got really scared because i thought Avril’s lawyer people would try to hunt me down for posting up that pic of her ass crack and sue me! And then i woke up and was like, “OMG! I need to take down that pic!”.

And then i realized, “Oh shit. It was just a dream”.

I have weird dreams.

Avril, please don’t sue!

Anyway, okay so we all know that Kirsten Dunst has never gotten naked in a movie right? And that the closest she’s ever gotten to naked was in Crazy/Beautiful. You gotta love that movie if only for the fact that she’s totally braless throughout the whole movie. Anyway, take a look at this vidcap that i posted up at the celeb site.

Now maybe it’s just a shadow or something but damn, if it isn’t, then it sure does look like she has big nipples.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. =]

I actually have just about 300 new celeb pics that i’ve yet to upload onto the celeb site. I should probably get that done sometime soon. Not only have i been lazy updating this site, but with the celeb site too. Argh. Procrastination is my middle name.

Anyhow, as promised, here’s the bangbus and boobsquad user login and password:

username: billg01
password: rinker1

I have no idea how long this password will last so make use of it while it’s still functional. I know i have. Ahahahaha.

SEE HOW GOOD I AM TO YOU?

Now fill up the comments section with praise, comments about Kiki’s nipples and Avril Lavigne sueing me. Or something.

UPDATE @ 12:49AM:

OH NO! The bangbus password doesn’t work anymore! Suck. Should’ve posted it up earlier. I’ve known about it for almost 3 weeks now. Haha. Oh well. At least i posted. =P

UPDATE @ 5:24AM:

HAR HAR. I dug up some more passwords. They *should* work. But i’m not sure for how long. So try em out and see if they work. Don’t bitch at me if they don’t m’kay?

username: lenny699
password: bruce699

username: cheetah5
password: aaron5

ASS CRACK!!!