Greetings lusty men and ladies alike,

Justin has handed the strings over to the ladies of fubar to take over for a bit, while he takes a much needed rest. I think we all know that the majority of guys come here, daily, in the search for more of the witty ramblings of our own Psykotik webmaster, and … of course … b00bers. Boobs, breasts, back breakers, perkies, a lady’s ladies, knockers, el grande swingers, tits, call them what you like 😉

In case anything was passed up in the viewing of fubar, I think these b00bers deserve honorable mention.

There’s been a calling out, a rioting on the comments pages, and a general begging for some of the more fleshy sides of Thess and myself, Eve. Well boys, eat your hearts out. Today, the ladies bare all. No more nail scratching, or thrashing of teeth. Enjoy. All reproduction of images, should be consulted with Justin, as he is the sole holder of rights.

Baring it all is Thess, from File Not Found

Baring it all is Eve, from O.blique N.octurnity

Compliments to Justin, for his genius masterpieces, displaying the female form.

username: grahamd22
password: as1cap

username: billg01
password: humble

username: k3vnn1
password: 52sheep

TeflonParakeet:Someone needs to update.
psykotik2k:i was just about to say the same thing to you
psykotik2k:haha
TeflonParakeet:I’ll make you a deal.
Teflon Parakeet:Since you haven’t REALLY updated in awhile…
Teflon Parakeet:I’ll just go ahead and let you do that before I even think about updating.
psykotik2k:d’oh
psykotik2k:i got an idea!
psykotik2k:why dont you update my site for me! =D
Teflon Parakeet:Because I’m not a cutesy 15 year old with big tits who loves herself more than even her own mother does.

The first thing to do when updating someone else’s site is insult a reader favorite from that site. (Naturally.)

The second thing to do is to contemplate insulting the readers themselves, but decide not to, since although it COULD inspire interesting responses…the disappointment if it didn’t would be so sad.

At which point you stare blankly at Greymatter’s purple background, and realize suddenly why Justin doesn’t update much.

The only things I can think of to type in here involve pictures, boobs, pictures of boobs, talking about pictures of boobs, complaining about the opposite sex, ascii porn of all shapes and sizes…in general, not what you feel like is actually worth talking about (and not that I can think of anything right now, anyhow), but what it seems like people who read FUBAR have gotten used to, and for the most part, expect. Kinda boring, unless you’re in the mood for it.

(Boobs.)

Origami for the bedroom

o_0

Disturbing, no?

Don’t you just love it when people think you’re Avril Lavigne and leave entries like this in the guestbook?

Comments: Avril you probally get bored of everyone telling you how great and beautiful you are so I won’t tire you out. I just want to say that you are what I have always wanted to be. Your music, charactor, and well everyone already says I look just like you so that is really good.

Let’s all shake our heads in unison.

My hits have taken a slight dive ever since i got lazy. I no longer get the usual 9000+/- hits a day like i used to before. It’s down to about 5000-ish nowadays.

*sheds a tear*

So i’ve been getting a lot of search referrals from people looking for Jennifer Aniston nude lately. Is she like in the news again or something? Anyway, if you’ve stumbled upon this site in hopes of finding one nude pictures of her, well count your self lucky because i actually do have a picture of Jennifer Aniston nude! Mhm. That’s right! A JENNIFER ANISTON NUDE NAKED TOPLESS ON A BEACH PAPARAZZI PIC.

(Google, did you pick that up? Index that last sentence up there for me will ya? I need the hits)

I probably shouldn’t be putting up this pic. In case i might get sued by lawyers or something. But what the hell. I’ve had it for almost a year now. Sharing is caring. =P

• Ascii Porno Cats!

Empedocles99: that is perhaps the most disturbing thing I have seen in years.

pay no mind to the two posts below. we are but two sleep deprived beings and everything we say only makes sense in our heads.

but feel free to comment anyway.

*burp*

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You are the image of a mad mans mind
So damn diluted from your own disguise
All that you ever did
is all that they wanted
You drown your voice in a pocket full of dreams
What’s the point if the voice can’t scream
Fearing what has begun
You slowly slip away into the setting sun

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