Jordan Ladd

I’ve always wanted to see Jordan Ladd’s boobies ever since i first saw her in The Specials (speaking of which, if you ever see it on DVD anywhere, pick it up. it’s one of the most hilarious superhero movies ever. much better than Mystery Men). She was pretty hot in that movie. Even though she had a little baby fat back then. I think cute is probably more appropriate. I totally didn’t even recognize her when i saw her in Cabin Fever. I had to double check and even then i didn’t believe it was her. I guess she must’ve lost weight since then (and also lost her boobs too, they seemed smaller *sadface*). Anyhow, she’s in that new Club Dread movie. And the rumors are true! She does get nekkid in Club Dread. And now i have seen her boobies! I found some pics but they’re not the best quality ever. Strangely enough, her boobs seem bigger than they were in Cabin Fever but she’s still as skinny. Maybe even skinnier. I think i like her better when she was fatter. At least the boobs are back!

Update:

Sometimes i outdo myself.

Update:

I found this in an article about her.

A former Playboy “Babe of the Month,” Ladd has a curvaceous bod that, however, sometimes has been more curse than gift. At 16, in fact, she underwent breast-reduction surgery because, she says, her 32-double D-plus chest “garnered too much attention.

“My breasts were outrageously massive and uncomfortable. For years I rejected them. I had this incredible body at 12 or 13. My breasts came in really fast. But I had braces and zits. So my face was a visual chastity belt.”

Today Ladd is a size C-cup. “Because I wasn’t finished growing, my breasts came back. Then they went south. So I’m coming to grips with gravity,” she says.

Oscars!

Would’ve posted these up last night but the site was down. Bah! Anyhow, i guess everyone knows by now that Return Of The King won in every category that it was nominated for. Which is SO awesome. I’m so happy for Peter Jackson. And extra bonus points for mentioning Meet The Feebles and Bad Taste in his acceptance speech. Speaking of which, i need to pick up Bad Taste on DVD someday.

I was hoping that Bill Murray would’ve won Best Actor. I think everybody felt the same way. If only Sean Penn could’ve have tied that category with Bill. Oh well.

Parts that i remember that i loved:

  • Angelina Jolie’s breasts jiggling all over the place as she’s walking on stage. They seem to move at a pace inconsistent with her body.
  • The hint of Scarlett Johansson’s breasts jiggling under her dress as she’s walking on stage.
  • That opening movie spoof montage. Funny funny stuff.
  • The New Zealand running joke.

I’m sure there’s more but that’s all i got for now.

By the way, someone PLEASE murder Joan Rivers. PLEASE. PLEASE! I have no idea why i even sat through and watched E!’s coverage of the red carpet arrivals. Her ‘jokes’ suck and she has the most annoyingly grating voice EVER. I think even her daugher hates her (Melissa Rivers). Thank God for Maria Menounos. Holy shit, did you see her on ABC’s Countdown To The Oscars thing? If not, then here’s a reminder.