Okay so i was in the bathroom doing God knows what (alright, i was shaving. my face) and then i walk back into my room to see this chick singing on MTV. Spankin’ New video too. Her name’s Jojo (real name: Joanna Levesque). She pretty hot.
She looks a whole lot better in motion too.
Hot.
I don’t know about you but she kinda looks like a brunette version of Lindsay Lohan to me.
And now here’s the kicker.
She’s only 13.
And of course, in true fashion, she looks like she’s fucking over 18 in the video. Almost. Okay not really. But still, she looked at least 16 or 17! Maybe even 18!
But yeah, 13 guys. 13. That’s even younger than Alexa Vega. I was like “HHHHOOO!!!” when i found out. “HHHHOOO!!!” as in like the opposite of how you would say “OHHHHHH!!!” like if you were shocked, not like i was calling a her a dirty HO like i would with Britney Spears or Christina Aguaerilaielaialeiraela. I say “HHHHOOO!!!” alot whenever i see something mindblowing. Like Lindsay Lohan’s jiggling chest.
Anyhow, click here to see her video and here to learn more about her. And keep an eye out for her vid on MTV too. And vote for her on TRL.
But seriously, Lindsay Lohan-ish hotness aside, she really is a good singer for her age (sounds a lot better than Hilary Duff, that’s for sure. and even Joss Stone). Next big thing? Could be.
Seacrest out!