In a towel. Mmmmm…… i’d tap that.
(i must search for screencaps)
(btw, what the hell happened to suprnova.org? how am i supposed to download the episode of tonight’s american idol with quentin tarantino and diana degarmo [in a towel] when the site is all dead-ish?)
update:
suprnova.org is working again. and i’m downloading the quentin tarantino american idol episode right now. holla!
oh btw, there’s some camgirl drama going on in the comments section of this post.
😮
A coupla weeks ago, i was at FYE (i hate that store, never buy anything from it. overpriced!) and i walked by the cartoon section and then i was like, “Wow. Kim Possible is hot. I’d do her”. Of course she’s only just a cartoon but who cares!
Other cartoons i’d do: Belle from Beauty and the Beast. And Ariel from The Little Mermaid. And many more. Holla!
But okay. Maybe cartoons don’t do it for you. There’s always the ‘real’ Kim Possible, Christy Carlson Romano. She does her voice.
I saw her on TechTV once and thought she was pretty cute. I can tell you there’s no chance in hell that she’ll ever get naked since she’s a Disney girl (sorry scentless) but then again look at Anne Hathaway. She started off being a Disney Princess and now she’s all like:
(from the NY Daily News Entertainment section)
[…] going from fairy-tale romance parts to more adult roles. She has a frank sexual drama called “Havoc” due later in the year, and just signed for director Ang Lee’s “Brokeback Mountain,” as the wife of a gay cowboy (Jake Gyleanlhalahlhalll) who rides the range with his buddy (Heath Ledger). “I know people are going to focus on the fact that I’m topless in ‘Havoc’, but it was necessary for the film,” she says.
[….]
“And I can be bawdy and quirky, but I’m not vulgar. I’ve never had any problems with my body, no problems with nudity”.
Nevertheless, Christy Carlson Romano will never get naked. No chance.
Coupla plugs i’d like to make.
Do you have a website? Wanna get free swag like this every month? All you have to do is put up a link Heavy.com on your site and send them some traffic. Just e-mail Matt, tell him you have them linked, give him your mailing address and mention that Justin from thatsjustnotright.com sent you. And you should be all set. It’s a good deal.
By the way, thanks to everyone who has donated so far. You guys have been great. If you haven’t already and you’d like to help out somewhere along the line, you know where to go.
I cut myself shaving today. Right above where my lip ends and my skin begins. It bled like a motherfucker. Stupid razor. I had to walk around school with a fucking wad of tissue on my mouth half the time. And when the cut finally did dry up, it looked like i had a cold sore. Maybe i should start using an electric shaver. But they scare me. I’ve never used one before. 😮
Okay, to everyone who’s reading this who has sent me an e-mail within the past few days… weeks… um… years.. and still haven’t gotten a reply yet (i have tons of e-mail dating back to 2002 that i never got around to replying), i’d like to apologize. Because i really suck at e-mail. Don’t take offence if you haven’t gotten a response. I do read everything you send me and i appreciate the effort you took in writing up the email but i guess i’m just teh suck. I could just reply with a short “k thnx!” or whatever but that would seem cheap. Anyhow, just to acknowledge the fact that i do read the stuff i get, here’s a couple of postable ones.
Speaking of which, how come i never get any hatemail? I’ve only ever gotten ONE piece of hatemail ever. Surely there must be someone out there who hates my guts. Anyhow:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: hi res “dont tell me” video
From: “Cesar Valencia”
Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 17:42:51 +0000
Hope it’s up long enough.
http://www.borda.ca/showthread.php?t=44530
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Frankie Muniz
From: “Mike W. Jochim”
Date: Tue, 6 Apr 2004 03:05:04 -0700 (PDT)
Hey! I just want to point out that Frankie Muniz needsto die. I think he’s an annoying little shit anyhow, then I find THIS.
I think my dick jumped and split in twain, not knowingwhich face to burst in first. If only that stupid muniz werent there to spoil the picture. Stay sick.
Mike aka RobertBruce
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I’ve heard a rumor that Spider-Man is going to make a cameo appearance on the final episode of The Apprentice this Thursday. Tobey McGuire himself, as Spider-Man will get fired by Trump. I’m not 100% positive that it’ll happen but apparently it’s another marketing ploy by Sony to get the word out on the new Spidey flick opening this summer (as if anybody didn’t already know). But yeah, if it does happen, you heard it here first. Or maybe somewhere else.
Things have been EXTREMELY slow in naked celebrity news. At least celebs that we haven’t already seen nude. The only one that i can think of right now is the upcoming Anne Hathaway topless scene from Havoc. Okay so there’s also the Apprentice girls in FHM but until i get hi res pics of the spread, it’s not worth posting about. Yet.
Okay maybe i do have a little sum’in sum’in for y’all. Sure you’ve seen Christina Agualerilaeilaiaaras Maxim pics but have you seen the outtake shots? She doesn’t really do anything for me (at least not like Kim Possible does) but nevertheless, nipplage baby!
Seacrest out!
update:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Andy Garfield”
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 00:40:38 -0700
Here.
I love your site.
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Seacrest out!
This guy is awesome. I’ve been listening to his stuff for a while now and just can’t understand why he’s not more popular. There’s this edition of some entertainment magazine in our bathroom with the top 25 comics and he’s not on it. I think he should be because he is awesome. Just go check out his stuff and support him for me.
Well that didn’t take too long.
Figured it’d be at least about 10 years or something for them to make a movie (albeit a TV movie) about 9/11.
Just in time for the Rice testimony too!
Xbox, very big
watch out, cause it’s gonna fall!
Broken spine… dying…
There’s a pretty funny line on page 7 of the Xbox instruction manual. It says:
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Prevent the Xbox Console from Falling
If the Xbox console falls and hits someone, especially a small child, it may cause serious injury.
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Serious injury? Considering how big and heavy the damn thing is, you could probably kill someone with it. No joke. Xbox is a fucking weapon. Bring one with you the next time you’re in a gang war or something.
It’s also funny to type in Xbox (or X box. or X-box) into urbandictionary.com:
X-box
A massive, titanic device so large that 1/100th of its weight could crush a 500 lb man from a 2 inch fall. Some people customize their X-Box into a car, which usually fails but when it succeeds, DAMN! You’ve got one huge-ass car!
Bob got an X-Box and now he’s driving it around town. Lucky bitch.
x box
An underrated console people hate because an autistic and generous man named Bill Gates and his team developed it.
“Hey lets play on my underrated console people hate because an autistic and generous man named Bill Gates and his team developed it! I’ll kick your ass on Halo!”
x box
a piece of shit game console, that is way to fucking big, has no decent games, and the controllers suck!
a dining room table.
A.K.A: shitbox
That being said, if you have Xbox Live, post your gamertag in the comments with all the Live games you have. Mine’s Psykotik 2000 and you can usually find me playing Project Gotham Racing 2, Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow and Crimson Skies these days.
Poll time!
It’s the baby that fell down that well in Texas! They made a TV movie out of it. Remember?
Let’s see. 1987. She was 18 months old then. So that would make her what now? 18? 19? And yet she looks like she’s fucking 26.
So did anybody watch the full trailer on NBC like five minutes ago?
It’ll probably be online soon enough. I’ll have the link up when i find one. But yeah, judging by what i just saw, i have no doubt in my mind that Spider-Man 2 will break box office records again. No doubt.
update:
Here it is:
embustwo: I love you. Like in a Fellowship Love type of way.
psykotik2k: 
embustwo: Don’t play coy with me, Mr. Man… I know what’s best for my Justin. You need some Fellowship Lovin’
psykotik2k: if lindsay lohan existed in the lotr universe, then i would be a rider of lohan.
embustwo: !!
embustwo: So clever!
embustwo: That’s why you are famous
psykotik2k: http://haven.theonering.net/picpost/large/716 riders of rohan!
psykotik2k: nerds away!
embustwo: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
embustwo: What the fuck is that… some kind of Nerd referee?
embustwo: and the kid on the left is trying to sell the other nerds a ball of crack cocaine
embustwo: Bwajajajajahahahahahj. I can’t handle it anymore!! I tried to get through the pictures, but I just can’t! That is some FUNNY FUNNY shit.
embustwo: a whole convention hall of virgins
psykotik2k: http://haven.theonering.net/picpost/large/690
psykotik2k: erik and zak defend!!!!
embustwo: omgomg
psykotik2k: http://haven.theonering.net/picpost/large/713 the guy up front has boobs
embustwo: HHHHHHHAA
psykotik2k: oh the games people play