IT’S GWENDOLYNE COOPER!!!

LIEK YOUVE NEVAR SEEN HER BFORE!!!!!!!!

So. If Danica is as hot as she is now, considering that this is as hot as Winnie Cooper can get, how hot would her (even hotter than she was at the time) younger sister, Crystal McKellar (aka Becky Slater), be today?

I think Crystal’s a lawyer now. Yep. A Google search indicates that she is. And she even has a Wiki page (!) And so does Danica (!)

Alas, no recent pics of Crystal to be found anywhere. Just the ones from The Wonder Years.

Wow! It’s June already! And just about a week away from the premiere of Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

June 10th

Which i will be getting on DVD, in like less than a week after its release, of course. But you know what, as awesome as the premise of the movie is, you know that they won’t be going at each other the whole movie. I bet they’ll probably team up to take down a greater evil by the end of the flick (ala Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever aka What A Fucking Piece Of Shit Movie). And besides, the whole teaming up thing; given away in the trailer. What the fuck is that. Boo urns. Nevertheless, it’ll still be pretty damn good movie. The guy who did Swingers and The Bourne Identity is directing. How can it go wrong? This movie will be so money.

Oh and check out the similarities between Mr. & Mrs. Smith and True Lies after the jump.

June 10th

And then we have a new Robert Rodriguez flick! Another one of his kid flicks though (ala Spy Kids). And in 3-D too. Doesn’t look like it’ll be as good as Spy Kids though. No Alexa Vega. No Carla Gugino. In fact, nobody from the usual group of actors that Robert Rodriguez likes to use over and over either. Shocking! But it does have a (hot?) unknown child actor that Angelbaby really likes. Which is scary because she’s only 12 and Angelbaby is a girl. Pedo?

Oh yeah then there’s Batman Begins which comes out in about two and a half weeks.

June 17th

On the same day Hilary ‘i’m officially hotter than Lindsay Lohan now’ Duff’s new movie is coming out.

June 17th

Ya, that’ll kill any chances of it making any money. At least Disney has the sense to release LiLo’s Herbie flick a week later.

June 24th

But even that won’t help much. Besides, with Lindsay looking like shit these days (WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES), and with Disney actually giving LiLo a CGI BREAST REDUCTION in the movie, nobody’s gonna wanna go see it. They just CGIed out the biggest (NOT ANYMORE!!!) selling point of all Lindsay Lohan movies! Dumb!

Oh and Land of the Dead comes out on the same day too.

June 24th

And finally, June 29th. The movie event of the year. OMGZ! WAR OF THE WORLDS!!!

Ya, everybody and their cat will go see this. My number one reason why this is a must watch? Two words:

DAKOTA FANNING!!!!!!!!

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Not including choking your wife Anakin.

Here are some Romy & Michele: In The Beginning caps. Pretty risque for an ABC family movie methinks.

Mmm. So large.

Wow. Chyler Leigh looks really different without makeup on.

With.

Without.

I still think it’s a shame that FOX cancelled Girls Club all those years ago. Look at that hottie cast.

Kathleen Robertson, Chyler Leigh (with makeup), Gretchen Mol. I would’ve just watched it for the eye candy alone. But cancelled after two episodes. WHY FOX WHY.