In her latest ‘article’ on IGN, from what i’ve read in the teaser, Jessica Chobot talks about her favorite Atari games.

Yep. Favorite Atari games.

And you know what that means.

Here are some FACTS some guy made on some gaming forum:

She hasn’t made a single substantial statement about anything gaming-related. She’s just another 32/64-bit era introduced gamer.

She’s your typical internet “gamer”/anime fangirl. She thinks PSX/PS2 are the greatest things ever. She loves FF (in specific, 3D generation FF), she’s into anime, and while she claims that “Nintendo holds a special place in her heart” I’ve seen her say many more bad things about the company than good.

So, simply put: She loves Square and Sony to death, and is very into anime. How many internet girls does that describe? It wouldn’t surprise me if she was into j-rock, cosplaying, and webcamming either. A typical internet fangirl. The most annoying people on the face of the earth.

She tries to make herself sound like the so-called “hardcore, unbiased” gamer by making statements about modding XBoxes, and bashing Nintendo’s ideas, yet professing so much love for them. She goes onto say how she doesn’t play XBox Live (gee I wonder why?), because she’d rather play online games on her PC.. when XBox Live and PC online gaming are not similar enough to be compared this way.

She also mentions Dreamcast and Soul Calibur to up her “hardcore” gamer status, then goes on to talk about how she dumped her b/f who then took the game away from her, which btw is the reason why she stopped playing it.

By bringing her “dumped” b/f into the article just lost her more points. Who the **** cares about her relationship status? Oh wait, that WOULD get rabid fanboys all aroused, huh?

She could have just as easily re-bought the game for herself and not mentioned any of that.. but no, that would make too much sense.

Jessica Chobot makes me ANGRY.